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by Derangon
8-21-04
Hey, where did you put that Turia chick?
She's... safe...
You put her in your safety deposit box, then?
Of course.
Where do you keep your keys?
In my anal cavity... I'd be honoured if you'd help me retrieve them...

 

by Derangon
8-21-04
TURIA'S GONE MISSING!
And so have my anal beads!
You don't think...
Nah.
Wait... we were thinking of assfucking, right?
Well, there's no other way to get over the tragic loss of anal beads... I'll get the strapon.

 

by Derangon
8-21-04
Prepare to stop!!! We're approaching shore!
Hey... before we stop... thanks for letting me hide out here.
Hey, that's no problem. I enjoyed having you around. In fact, if you'd like to stay on the boat and travel with me...
I'd love to, Joel... but I've got duties on land.
You mean with that squirrel and witch? Why do they need you?
My hair's sheen acts as a natural lubricant, my wings provide excellent stimulation, and my ears are- okay, I'm stayin'.

 

by Derangon
12-14-04
Okay... so why the hell were we thrown out of the boat?
I dunno... but it might have something to do with the fact that you felt the need to use ALL the toilet paper onboard. In the first ten minutes of the journey. And you left it on the roll.
Yes... well, maybe if they didn't serve Burritos on deck, I wouldn't have needed to!
You slipped laxatives into yours.
Erm... no, actually, you did.
Erm... uhh... where's our Faerie?

 

by Derangon
12-14-04
On the road again... I just can't wait to get on the road again...
Please stop singing.
But I'm so excited! I mean, it's just you and this throbbing broomstick! It's almost erotic...
Look, Dandruff. During the time we were on the boat... I've changed. I'm not like that any more.
*CLIMATIC NOISES*
You don't mean...
I'm gay.

 

by Derangon
6-19-05
Looking for comics?
Not going to find 'em here.
So there.
Yeah.
Screw you.
Totally.

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