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by Dinah
8-28-03
well this is interesting.
i was just pinching a part of my leg until it hurt and i felt a pain not only there, but on the side of my torso.
NERVES ARE CROZYT!

 

by Dinah
8-31-03
well, sway. it's time.
for?
it's time for stripperela, gary the rat, and sleep.
sex with cola?
not yet, but she'll still be horny tomorrow, i have enough time to walk over to sweden.
teh win!

 

by Dinah
9-12-03
taki is leet.
f0rk the digital rack.
i'd f0rk her alright.
ALSO!...christine did not hax0r me with her rack, for she has none!
even with the huge rack, i'd just watch out for digital suffocation.
racks > *

 

by Dinah
9-17-03
i was always hellbent on becoming a NINJA!!!

 

by Dinah
9-17-03
this sucks, in pn03 the chick doesn't crawl.
she gets in a crawling position, but like, TUMBLES!
WHAT A TEASE!
i'd kill her if i were you.

 

by Dinah
9-19-03
STEP RIGHT UP! MARCH! PUSH! CRAWL RIGHT UP ON YOUR KNEES! *moshes on you* sup!
mike is not here, sorry. this is his sister and i don't know when hes coming back.
mike's sister! whats up?!?!
*signed off*

 

by Dinah
9-27-03
i got reason, retail!
did you purchase it?
to the feds watching this conversation: i paid for it.
to brad: no, i didn't.

 

by Dinah
9-27-03
D00D, U PWN!
I AM NOT FUNNY AT ALL.
I h8 n00bZ!
BUT I LUV n00dZ!
h4h4h4h4h4h4
I AM NOT FUCKING FUNNY AT ALL!@

 

by Dinah
9-30-03
this is dedicated to stripcreator now being mozilla compatible in the make a comic section.
mozilla!
firebird!
safari!
camino!
netscape!
riot!

 

by Dinah
9-30-03
so many just assume "ADDICT!"
and then i'm like "what do you want?"
and they throw wallets at me, quite cool.
damn antidrug ads!

 

by Dinah
10-03-03
having a lcd screen for tv and internet access on your fridge is useless.
personally, i don't know anyone that wants to stand near their fridge and watch futurama.
i thought it was supposed to be hooked up to a web cam inside the fridge so you could tell if the light was on inside when the fridge was closed.

 

by Dinah
10-12-03
DOOM!
doom!
dooM!
dOOm!
Doom!
PWND!

 

by Dinah
10-17-03
GR8 TRNASTION A++!
ebay.
omg wtf! y did u kick me!?!?#
internet relay chat.
WOOOO!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!
the annoying fans of mtv.

 

by Dinah
1-07-04
fucking virgins is overrated. Nothing kills my sex drive more than turning the lights on and the sheets being covered in blood like a dirty slaughterhouse.
pigtails are great when a girl is going down on you. they are just like handlebars on a bike.
entire potential civilizations have met their demise in my mouth. that's pretty sick. and hot.

 

by Dinah
1-08-04
you missed out. i killed about 700 people in nine seconds. ALL TRUTH!
sorry, i couldn't go. i was harassed by a thing with curves.
my girlie = hax.
i know!
MINE! FU!
support open source!

 

by Dinah
1-20-04
this comic is three conversations combined into one, sort of.
dex is like the brother i never had!
you have like four.
THREAT ALERT LEVEL TANG!
but none that give you dry mouth and make you talk about expelling facial expressions in bodily liquid form, right?
correct!
yeah..sometimes i just whip it out and put it on the space bar.

 

by Dinah
1-20-04
My GOD, that was the best show ever.
Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards.
Well, it's been a trademark of theirs.
So, now that it's over, what you wanna do?
hunt down some dinosaurs and try to sell their urine as a new form of pepsi, called "PEPSI SI"
sorry, that has already been done.

 

by Dinah
1-25-04
i came here to stop myself from bouncing off the walls.
yes! we have a FREE cell, just right over there! IT JUST OPENED! THEY ESCAPED!!!
FUCK! hdb!
FUCK! hdb!

 

by Dinah
1-25-04
Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me?
Sure! I'll be right over!
baby, can't you see.. i'm calling. a guy like you, should wear a warning.
my eyes are BLEEDING!

 

by Dinah
1-29-04
i still want to sell my ibook.
how much? $4?
well, a suckier one just went for 1000 on ebay. so probably 1200 or so.
fu then.
it's fully decked out!
your sister is fully decked out.

 

by Dinah
1-29-04
i've been watching "you've got mail" cause i'm too lazy to get up and walk across the room to get a remote, and i'm actually watching this movie now.
scary.
you know what's even fucking sadder? the tv is within arms reach!
yes. yes that is.
and i never thought about manually changing the channel. never even occurred to me.
wow.

 

by Dinah
2-01-04
ec8or self titled cd came in. also, i need to send disc3?
w8
w8 = volkswagen. wtf!
eeting @ppl3
PPL!!! OMG! u eet ppl?!?!

 

by Dinah
2-03-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
I like to get fucked up and disown anyone that does anything that I don't like. Robitussin is my life, sir.
Gimme Nyquil all night long!

 

by Dinah
2-07-04
this kid is rocking out and destroying his room.
his parents walk in at the end. his mom says "what the fuck are you doing"
and his dad just shakes his head.
and then the kid turns into a dinosaur and EATS THEM BOTH. finished!

 

by Dinah
2-09-04
Dad I need some advice. I've had.................. feelings for this girl. But I think she rejects our families ideals and thus won't accept me as a suitor.
Son the first thing you need is legs. Thats the most important of all. Women love a good knee cap. Secondly, I reccomend going into town with your life savings and making a name for yourself.
Cousin Wilford father has sent me to speak with you about love. Can you give me some of your insights?
My legs have been destroyed by the love of an unclean woman. Go forth and relay this message for your father he will be able to decode its true origins.
so, how can i get cinderella in bed?
viagra + penis pump + sex pills = victory. spam is genius.

 

by Dinah
2-12-04
well you know what they say..
when the canal is running.. take the dirt road or something.
actually.. no.. thats not what they say at all.

 

by Dinah
2-18-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
i can't wait!

 

by Dinah
2-22-04
Mummy, can I have some pancakes?
We have to wait for Daddy sweetheart. He will be home any minute.
3 Hours Later
Where's Daddy? I want pancakes!
Where the hell is he?
i can't believe it, a 160gb zip full of divx videos starring tawnee stone.

 

by Dinah
2-22-04
it's a gift, accept it. if you don't like it, sell it on ebay.
i don't like my soul. you think i could sell that?
or my face... i just don't like it anymore... i think i want to become invisible.
me too. i'd sneak into redmond, and steal the microsoft source again.
pfft!

 

by Dinah
3-02-04
can i have her after you die?
sure. can i have tara after you die?
let me think about it, will you be having sex with her?
nah.
yes, you may.
she will just be on her knees daily!

 

by Dinah
3-04-04
why do you ask, were you considering converting to judaism? if so, i know a great circumcision place.
no. i was just curious.
i see, so you're not interested in a circumcision then?
NOKTHX!
you sure? i know a discount rabbi who'll do two for the price of one, so he can take you and your mommy, OH SNAP!

 

by Dinah
3-14-04
do you like kevin smith films?
siii
me too.
sii!
hush it, foreigner.
SIIII

 

by Dinah
3-14-04
i thought of you the other day in class..
why?
the teacher told us this test was closed-book, closed-notes.. and some guy asked if it was open-google.
and then everyone was like PWNT L33T! OMGZORDES!
lmao, YES!

 

by Dinah
3-14-04
when i am insanely rich i will surely buy one.
me too.
cyphcom signed off. cyphcom signed on.
you know what i'm going to do when i'm rich?
take a hit out on all gaim developers!
YES!

 

by Dinah
4-07-04
you need to run some windows distro.
distro!?!?>@/1/2
fuck!
AHAHAH!
THIS WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!

 

by Dinah
4-21-04
i seen a cute asian girl driving a lunchbox today.
a mercedes lunchbox or a scion lunchbox?
mercedes.
excellent, i'd hit it.
me too.
if it was a scion lunchbox, however, i'd use a baseball bat.

 

by Dinah
4-24-04
and this is slow, also.
23 SEEDERS MY ASS!
they must be on pluto using a direcpc connection.

 

by Dinah
4-24-04
i think they even give you a free domain.
mysql = optional!? wtf!
do you actually use mysql?
yes.
there's a 10gb bandwidth cap too, would that be a problem for your high-traffic website?
yep! i use that in about five seconds.

 

by Dinah
4-25-04
se's support is 24/7.
i'd love a night tech support job.
there's like, one guy sitting there during the night responding to phone calls.
answering calls from zombies, that would be DREAMY!
DSL... BRAIIIINS... IS... DOWN.... MMMM....
YES!

 

by Dinah
4-25-04
do not try to bend the spoon. that's impossible. instead, only try to realize the truth.
what truth?
there's no spoon.
there's no spoon?
then you'll see that it's not you bending the spoon. in soviet russia, the spoon bends YOU!
CCCP!

 

by Dinah
4-30-04
i smashed my router to pieces, on purpose. i guess next weeks lan party will be cancelled.
hah! why'd you do that?
honestly, i don't know. i think it had to do with my lack of sanity.
did you find a real job at the convention?
mcdonald's offered me the ceo position, but they said i couldn't bring my firewire drive and masturbate at work, so i turned them down.
i think msn is hiring technical support, i'm sure they would allow that.

 

by Dinah
4-30-04
RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!!
Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here?
TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST?
I don't believe I have.
Perhaps I'll just look around a bit.
I'm late, I'm late for a very important date!

 

by Dinah
5-05-04
once again, a comic made of three conversations.
ours is gonna be Ian.
is his middle name ethernet?
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE KNKX.
"don't any of you have lives?" coming from someone else on irc is priceless.
yes, we're all superheros and porn stars. are you new?
voyeur?
>--- GAYS!!!!! ---<
sincerely, mAAk.

 

by Dinah
5-07-04
krispy kreme went down $9 today.
i ate their donuts today, also. CONSPIRACY!
you ate ALL of them?
YES! and all of the employees, as dessert.
wtf!

 

by Dinah
5-16-04
i want the new water protecting robots now, so i can take a bath with one.
i want a robosapien, i saw one at best buy today, it's so leet.
even though i don't take baths, or showers.
i just have your sister lick me clean, like a kitten! LOLOLOL!
:(

 

by Dinah
5-16-04
this may sound like a stupid question, but does anyone know of any nice plus-sized women's clothing stores?
wangs
dongs
thanks anyway.
if it has to do with women, we don't know.

 

by Dinah
5-16-04
i really think i should have worked for worldcom when i had the chance, i'd be swimming in a pile of cash right now.
illegal cash.
ah, yes. a scrooge mcduck pile of cash.
just sell your volvo, that will give you a nice income.
volvo > girlfriend. i already have an ebay auction for your services!
services?

 

by Dinah
5-22-04
the pool is closed right now, actually.
i need a camera so i can spy on people when it opens, quite a few cute girls live around here.
someone jerked off in it and they closed it for sanatory reasons.
probably me, on DRUGS!!!
wtf!

 

by Dinah
5-22-04
it's odd how it started on the day i took my new vitamins.
maybe you got some seeds stuck in there, and every time you shower it gets watered.
hopefully WEEED LOLOL!
you're probably growing a small plant in your head.
BLAZE DOWN! 420!
shut up.

 

by Dinah
5-22-04
guess what i just owned? a company that keeps calling about a credit card. i usually just hang up.
hdb!
this time i replied with "dinah is out playing with dinosaurs, may i take a message?"
hdb!
"yes, he's seven and a half." -- they hung up.
hdb!

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