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by DontKnow
12-01-03
Oh no...
What is it?
Santa's been into the Rum again.
Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't can't get into the stables this time...
*hic* Whaaas goin *hic* on here? *hic*
I'd like to be the first to welcome everybody to Alcoholics Anonymous. I am glad to see so many have attended on such a snowy day.

 

by DontKnow
12-01-03
I'm glad that most people don't eat beef for Christmas Dinner.
Why do so many people have us turkey's for both Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners?
Us rabbits provide excellent meat. However, we are glad that we are so hard to find and expensive.
I am worried, I am one of the most popular Christmas dinner items. Time to head further south.
I wonder why more squirrels don't end up on the dinner table.
I'll take one of each this Christmas.

 

by DontKnow
12-03-03
You know, I had noticed that there wasn't a good page showing all of the characters in an easy to look through manner.
Either you're blind and can't read a FAQ, or it doesn't exist.
So I created one.
You wasted your time doing this?
This is kind of a test, since i'm not sure how stripcreator handles a href tags.
Yup
What a geek!

 

by DontKnow
12-03-03
Well, that test failed.
It's a shame.
So, why does stripcreator block out a href tags?
They also block out p and br tags.
Since the "yup" in the last comic wasn't a link like I had intended, here's the link.
For those of you who missed it: http://www.dontknow.org/stripcreator.html
Of course you have to be a geek to understand anything there, try http://www.dontknow.org/strip.html if you want to cut to the chase.

 

by DontKnow
12-04-03
I miss the dot-com boom days.
All the awesome computers just for me...
The beer they bought on Friday afternoons...
Having to work after a few beers...
Making mistakes as root after a few beers...
Why can't I get a job now?

 

by DontKnow
12-04-03
My luser wants me to delete some files.
.lib .bin .usr
rm -rf /lib /bin /usr
As you wish, master admin!
Oh shit!

 

by DontKnow
12-04-03
Time for another beer, nobody seems to need my services.
Our hero passes out.
BEEP! I need this stuff done ASAP! BEEP! Ed, where are you?
Man, what a hangover.
You have 3123 new work requests.

 

by DontKnow
12-04-03
Hi Jake. Any news on the server outage?
Yes, Mr. President. I know what caused the outage.
Well, what was it?
A hacker.
Any idea who?
Some inmate at Colorado's SuperMax facility.

 

by DontKnow
12-04-03
I'll be right back. Gotta go to the drugstore
Out of Coke. Out of cold meds. Out of B&J ice cream
Three strikes and I'm out
Damn! You'd better go!

 

by DontKnow
12-04-03
Hello, this is Greg here with my co-anchor ivytheplant.
Hi! We have late breaking news that StripCreator has ended.
This has apparently caused great chaos around the world.
First off, a live picture of Cancun, Mexico.
Can snowballs hurt a frozen villain?
Brad, you killed my parents with this snow. Prepare to die!

 

by DontKnow
12-04-03
Wow! Brad frozen stiff. This could only mean that the world has ended.
And now we turn to our last living reporter. Adam is reporting on site in northern Saskatchewan.
Hello there. The world destruction is immense.
Up here where normally there is just frozen waste land, it is hotter than the Sahara desert.

 

by DontKnow
12-04-03
Adam, do you have any idea how many survivors there are?
Early reports indicate that there are fewer than fifty thousand people left world wide. Most of whom are children.
However it seems as if the majority of the cats survived.

 

by DontKnow
12-04-03
Are there any survivors in your area?
Hi, my name is Eve. Could you help me with something?
It looks like there is only one other survivor in my area.
Since we are the last two people left alive, we should start repopulating the planet as soon as possible.
This is Adam signing off and wishing everybody else to have this good of luck!

 

by DontKnow
12-04-03
Now we don't have any reporters left.
That's O.K. Your new government doesn't like field reporting.
Who is our new government?
Ivytopia.
This is bad. I want Brad back! I want StripCreator Country back!
This is good. Remember who I am? *Maniacal laughter* I own you now!

 

by DontKnow
12-04-03
Kazaa: Total Shared: 4.2PB
You know, I'm wondering.
Is that PB Crunchy or Creamy?

 

by DontKnow
12-05-03
And with this magic hat, you'll come alive.
Hotdiggity, I'm alive!
What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty?
Hmmm...
Nobody warned me that I'd have to pay royalties for singing about myelf.
The RIAA requires it of everybody now.

 

by DontKnow
12-05-03
Father, why did God create the earth?
He was drunk.
So why doesn't he destroy us?
He's tried. Do you remember Noah?
He should try again. There are too many bad people in the world.
He only tries when there are too many good people.

 

by DontKnow
12-05-03
Father, why did God create the earth?
He was drunk.
So why doesn't he destroy us?
He did, but then he felt bad about it, so he sent me to apologize.
Nobody accepted the apology.
Yup. And so now you get to kill yourselves off while God gets drunk and starts over somewhere else.

 

by DontKnow
12-05-03
Hi Graey
Hi
Happy Birthday!
Thank you.
How where the presents this year?
Nothin like a birthday blowjob from a highschool chick

 

by DontKnow
12-05-03
HI Graey. I understand you got a bj from a high school girl.
Yes officer. But she was 18.
You know this because you were present at her birth and watched her grow up this long?
Yes. It's been a long wait.
You know you waited a year longer than you needed to?
!

 

by DontKnow
12-05-03
Hello Officer. I represent Colorado's PTA, and we've come to discuss this age of consent belief that you have.
Well sir, Colorado Statute C.R.S. 18-3-402(1)(e) indicates that it is a crime if the person is under 17, not under 18.
Are you saying that you know the law better than me?
Lawyers don't know the law. They just know how to manipulate the court to think they do.
And you're not supposed to know the law, just enforce it.
How do you expect that to be possible?

 

by DontKnow
12-05-03
Hi, want to have a video-taped three-some with us?
We're both 17, and therefore legal.
I'm sorry, but since there is a video camera involved, you're too young.
I'm anxious to do it with a big cop.
OK, no video.
Lets go for it!

 

by DontKnow
12-06-03
So, how do you like America?
I love being in this nation!
Why?
These Christians have no problems with violence, hatred, blood, gore, etc.
And yet most want to sweep sex under the table.
What does that matter? I'm 10. Girls are yucky!

 

by DontKnow
12-08-03
And Marsha, what is the local weather?
Well, there is a Winter Storm Warning until midnight tonight.
Talking to myself.
This is bad. All the idiots will be out driving their SUVs thinking that they can drive faster and more aggressive than normal.
But I love the snow. Too bad there's only a couple inches on the ground, and only due for a couple more. I want a couple feet of it.
Yes guys, just like Gollum does.
Its a couple inches too much. It isn't worth it. And besides, you didn't even go out in it today.
My precious. Me wants his precious precious snow.

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