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by DrT
3-31-02
Philip, has it occured to you that the smoke may indicate that Zoe and Dan are in some kind of danger?
Whether that's true or not, they're gonna have to wait until I finish my beer.
Look, I know they kept stealing your textbooks, web page images, and your Harry Potter books, but you should call the fire brigade for them.
Yeah, I forgot about the Harry Potter books. Let 'em fry.

 

by DrT
3-31-02
The tension increases!
Phil, you are going to help them before I call the police and tell them instead. I'm sure THEY'D be interested.
Fine, I'll go call the fire brigade.
Great, now I can get a turn looking through the camera.

 

by DrT
4-01-02
Dan, you dumbfuck! Why did you start this fire?
Because I went temporarily insane due to that damn song burrowing its way into my head.
Anyway, the heat's made the door come unstuck. See?

 

by DrT
4-01-02
Thank God that happened. But why would heat make the door come unstuck?
I dunno, but the frame's all sticky.
Sticky? Then...
...are you thinking what I'm thinking?
I don't think so.
I'm going to kill Brad now. Wanna come?

 

by DrT
4-01-02
Hi, Bradley. You do know that I have to kill you now?
For what? I didn't do anything.
Don't lie to me, I know you glued the door shut and put THAT GODDAMN SONG ON IN AN INFINITE LOOP!
Oh, that? That was Philip.
*click*
I wonder how he's going to react.

 

by DrT
4-01-02
Now I've called the fire service I can start on that essay.
There he is!
Oh, crap.
Hello, Philip. Would you mind spreading your legs so I can smash your genitals into floppy pieces?
What? I didn't do anything. Bradley was the one who glued your door shut.
Funny, he says the same thing about you.

 

by DrT
4-01-02
Why do I keep getting accused of this bullshit?
Nice try, Philip, but you can't fool me.
Now give me one good reasons why I shouldn't throttle you and feed your carcass to my dog.
I'll let you copy my Psychology essay.
Done.

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