Phil Goes To University part 26 by DrT3-31-02 Philip, has it occured to you that the smoke may indicate that Zoe and Dan are in some kind of danger? Whether that's true or not, they're gonna have to wait until I finish my beer. Look, I know they kept stealing your textbooks, web page images, and your Harry Potter books, but you should call the fire brigade for them. Yeah, I forgot about the Harry Potter books. Let 'em fry.
Phil Goes To University part 27 by DrT3-31-02 The tension increases! Phil, you are going to help them before I call the police and tell them instead. I'm sure THEY'D be interested. Fine, I'll go call the fire brigade. Great, now I can get a turn looking through the camera.
Phil Goes To University part 28 by DrT4-01-02 Dan, you dumbfuck! Why did you start this fire? Because I went temporarily insane due to that damn song burrowing its way into my head. Anyway, the heat's made the door come unstuck. See?
Phil Goes To University part 29 by DrT4-01-02 Thank God that happened. But why would heat make the door come unstuck? I dunno, but the frame's all sticky. Sticky? Then... ...are you thinking what I'm thinking? I don't think so. I'm going to kill Brad now. Wanna come?
Phil Goes To University part 30 by DrT4-01-02 Hi, Bradley. You do know that I have to kill you now? For what? I didn't do anything. Don't lie to me, I know you glued the door shut and put THAT GODDAMN SONG ON IN AN INFINITE LOOP! Oh, that? That was Philip. *click* I wonder how he's going to react.
Phil Goes To University part 31 by DrT4-01-02 Now I've called the fire service I can start on that essay. There he is! Oh, crap. Hello, Philip. Would you mind spreading your legs so I can smash your genitals into floppy pieces? What? I didn't do anything. Bradley was the one who glued your door shut. Funny, he says the same thing about you.
Phil Goes To University part 32 by DrT4-01-02 Why do I keep getting accused of this bullshit? Nice try, Philip, but you can't fool me. Now give me one good reasons why I shouldn't throttle you and feed your carcass to my dog. I'll let you copy my Psychology essay. Done.