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by Dracon_Shadow
7-15-03
Dear Hoochie-Coochie Boy Charlie, When I get home, I'm going to stick my sword in your scabbard. XOXO Lollypop
The hell?

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-15-03
So, a certain someone who shall remain nameless, coughkellycough, said my comics weren't as disturbing as others.
S we're going to rectify that.
I sure do like fish!
As do I? I like to bend over and eat my fish.
What are you talking about?
It's best with my sausage and fudge.

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-15-03
No shirt, no shoes, no service...
Goodbye pants!

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-15-03
Dear Blue-Shirted Barbarian, I can't wait until I'm home and we can finally create the diagonal tango. XOXO Kiki Inyo I
Well, I'm turned on.

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-15-03
I can't believe I tried again.
Wreak everything!
*BZZZ*
I didn't learn my lesson from last time.
Leave none alive!
*WHIRL*
This one caused more than just erotic consequences this time.
Now go! Kill!
SE><><0R!

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-15-03
Dear Honey W/ God in Pants, I should be home in five seconds. X)X) Ur Lova.
Now, it's time to face my fears. The letter has magically become a knife. I know what I must do!
The End.
OH GOD NO!
Hey there, cowboy. How 'bout you let me at that pudding?

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-15-03
There is no point to this.
Sit down kiddies and let me tell you a tale.
FFN was the best. You could write and submit fics about anything you wanted.
Then the owner became a sword swallower and took away MSTs, NC-17s, and music bands.

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-15-03
So, how are you?
U tikl mi pikl!!!!!1
Um... What?
Let's go back to my room and you can help shave my manly chest hair and take in my enlarged phallus.
What? I thought you were a girl!
I am. What's your point?

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-16-03
So, how's your plot to take over the world going?
Pretty good. I'm slowly turning everyone into raving lunatics.
Awesome.
It is.
I mean it's freaking wicked A, man.
You bet your sweet sweet telephone cord it is. Come stick it in my phone line jack.

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-16-03
One of my favorite away messages involves Pennyroyal tea and fetuses.
It could mean so many things. Like bathroom break, or dinner, or an abortion.
Is it spelled "fetuses" or is it something like "feti?"

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-16-03
So ladies, should we rush offscreen for the mad se><><0rs now?
Sure.
Yeah.
Then let's go!
Now? Okay.
Alright.
Not sure if this is good or not...

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-16-03
Pants
socks
socks?!
Yeah, socks
You're even more twisted than I thought!
Hows 'bout I twist down under your skirt?

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-16-03
I must have a learning problem or something, since I tried again.
MAIM! DESTROY!
Yes, Master.
Just imagine what this one will do.
Seek and destroy!
Yes, Master.
Erotic consequences abound.
Do NOT rape every squirrel and twenty-three year old women you see. OBEY ME!
I'm afraid I can't do that, master.

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-16-03
Usually whenever I get an IM from someone I don't know, I just add them to my buddy list.
Just so I won't have to click accept again.
It sometimes leads to erotic consequences.

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-16-03
Music owns.
Your body owns.
Alright, that's enough of that innuendo, young lady.
Whatcha gonna do? Spank me?
... Maybe.
SCORE!

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-16-03
WEE-HEE-HEE! What's your name?
R. Sole. Give me pudding.
Fill
Her.

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-17-03
Dear Sloo-Sloo, I'm sorry about the cowboy. I'll make up for it when I get home, we'll play with pez! XOXO Wide Canyon
The hell?

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-17-03
Time to hammer something.
Can't say that I do.
Do you know where I can find someone that will give a gratuitous panty shot?
The hell?

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-17-03
Asian girls and tentacles
Robots and ex-porn stars
All leads to erotic consequences.

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-17-03
There are many jokes I could do with marshmallow bunnies.
All would be horribly perverted.
I won't do one until I see a Playboy Bunny character, though.

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-17-03
ICP blows so hard that the wind is jealous.
I concur.
I'm hungry.
I want some fish from down under.
The hell?
Wrong series, you sexy sexy vixen of Asia.

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-18-03
Dear 8===>, I'm going to be late getting home. When I get home, we'll retune the guitar. XOXO Ecks Oh
The hell?

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-18-03
Dude, I gotta lay off the sauce.
Where's my fifty dollars?
Dude, I gotta lay off the sauce.
Maybe now I'll get my fifty dollars.
Dude, I'm staying on the sauce!

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-18-03
I am so worthless.
I have no lover.
So I change my clothes and I'm happy!

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-18-03
Radio Friendly Unit Shifter
Paranoid Android
Hooker with a Penis

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-19-03
Relearning an instrument can be hard.
My wrist hurts from pressing down so hard.
The mouth placement made me go crazy.

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-19-03
Some of you may be thinking about why I changed characters.
Or that these strips bite big wind.
or WOW! THESE ARE GREAT! Which means you aren't reading my comics.

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-19-03
Blarge large ftgn?
Oh Cthulhu! GO DOWN FOR THE FUMBLE!
*Slurp* *chomp*
OH YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! NOOOOOoooo... Mmmm...

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-20-03
These two are twins.
Seabiscuit looks stupid and homozygous gay.
I concur.
Me.
If a horse is too small and the jockey is too big, then replace them both.
Yes.
The twins again.
What kind of name is Seabiscuit, anyway.
Dunno.

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-20-03
Howdy pardner. Let's go wrassle us up some grub.
I concur wholeheartedly.
GoOollee, you sure's hell talk funna.
It is a matter of opinion. So, what do we eat?
PUDDIN'!
Pudding.

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-20-03
Dear Blue Stalion, When I get home, you can explode my dog.
The hell?

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-22-03
I am magical and evil.
I dunna believe ye.
Oodadabrow! Boogalah!
I believe ye.
I guess the end is nigh.
Can you turn me into a man?

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-23-03
Well, band camp has started again.
So every day I come home exhausted.
The kids on American Pie had it good.

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-24-03
Well, I went through the different programs that run on this thing again.
It seems that every time I go through it, I find more and more adware and spyware that I didn't notice before.
I've gone from a full four gigabytes of used space to 105 MB.

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-25-03
Will you play with me?
click click click
DUDE!!! OWN ME!!!
The three exclamation marks stand for quality.
Boom. Boom. Bang. Bang.
Do I know you?

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-27-03
Deaear Shoop Shoop Baay. When I get home, we can drive up the exit ramp. XOXO Sw33t p34
The hell?

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-23-04
IIIII!!! LIIIIIIKEEE!!!! CHIIIIIICKS!!!!!
Well, come over here big boy!
...
Suki suki five dolla. Me love you long time.
IIIII SURE AS HELL AIN'T GAY, BUT I'M NOT STRAIGHT ANYMORE!!!
Well, come over here big boy!

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-23-04
Oh look. It's USL. How sad.
im guna keel j00
l0lz0r y helo thar
It's the WoT board... sometimes.
MICHAEL MOORE IS A BIG FAT MEANIE-HEAD!
Bush flips my noodle!
And finally, the amount of sanity when someone insults Inuyasha

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-23-04
So, I was looking at the front page and I saw that most of the spots are taken up by Blake, David, and myself.
You know what that means!
I touch myself at night.
I get in your mouth and take pictures at night.

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-23-04
I HAVE NOTHING UNDER MY DRESS!
I HAVE TWO PENISES!
Oh God, this isn't going to be another asinine strip where the creator makes fun the way we are drawn, is it?
Have you been reading the past strips?
MY OVARIES GREW ON THE OUTSIDE SO I ATE THEM.
I HAVE TESTICLES IN THE BACK OF MY THROAT INSTEAD OF AN UUUUUVULA!!!

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-23-04
Cartoon Network's Fridays bite big wind.
I wholeheartedly agree.
Oh look, Nick Swardson's on Comedy Central presents!
DUDE! "MOM, GRANDPA CALLED ME GAY!"
Listen to them
Okay. Forget this strip existed.
I wholeheartedly agree.

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-23-04
I WILL DRINK YOUR BLOOD WHILE HAVING A MASSIVE ORGY IN YOUR VARIOUS ORIFICES.
Sounds like a good time... YOU. ME. BOILER ROOM. ONE MINUTE.
I want some mudriding.
I just remembered that I left some corspes out on the counter. TTFN K THX BAYE
Sounds like a good time... YOU. ME. BOILER ROOM. ONE MINUTE.

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-23-04
Today, we're going to set the record straight.
Yes, straight... LIKE WHAT I'M NOT!
Wait, I'm confused.
That's just the first step, sweety.
YOU'RE NO SON OF MINE!
Hey, I'm a son and daughter all rolled into one!

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-23-04
I give you fifty bazillion points for not touching yourself at night.
YAY!
Unfortunately, I have to take away eighty million trillion points because of the lack of Monkey Punch.
... Is anyone going to get that?
Nope.
Do I care?

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-23-04
Hi. We're from Goats. Not to be confused with Goatse.
I take it in my hands and pull.
Look. I'll be honest with you. I've never even read one strip of Goats. I just saw the name and the joke came.
I pull it wide for the whole world to see.
Just be glad there aren't Tubgir or Harlequi Fetu comics.
It's banned on so many forums, yet it still feels so good.

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-23-04
I died for your sins.
Dying for my sins gets me HOT!
...
LATEHR ME UP WITH YO CROWN O' THORNS!
I think I just died a little inside. More, I mean.
mmmm... that cross is going to feel good in me.

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-23-04
Dear Occupent, You have just been selected to recieve some first class SEXING! Signed, Not the Freaky Gender-Challenged Asian Girl 2
The hell?

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-23-04
Hey dude, wanna get high?
Hellz Yeah I wanna get high! Then we can go and get smashed together and wake up naked in each other's arms!
...
Oh the places we'll stick things!
sXe! STRAIGHT EDGE FOR ME!
Neither of us will be able to walk right for WEEKS!

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-23-04
Duuuuuddee... I'm smashed...
ALL YOUR SWOOSHES ARE BELONG TO ME IN MY PANTS
Hey, you're looking pretty good.
*orgasm of joy*
Nah, I'm just smashed.
*ooze*

 

by Dracon_Shadow
7-23-04
This will not be disturbing, not to me anyway.
Well, it's the one hundreth strip.
I suppose we should celebrate.
Oh we will!
Hubba hubba hubba YOWZA!
WE GOT THROUGH 100 OF THESE WASTES OF CYBERSPACE!

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