All comics by Ekirh

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by Ekirh
1-09-06
Okay Goat, I've been told that you need to come with me to the enterprise.
MERRRR!
What? No your right I am wearing a red shirt. . . I'm doomed. Please Mr. Goat a red shirt needs to survive an episode at least once. . . right?
Merr....... NO!
NOOO!!!!!!
Arrest me for MERRRDER!

 

At least, I think that's a girl
So now you find me hot.
Oh baby.
by Ekirh, 1-09-06

 

POINT_______________COUNTERPOINT
What the fuck has Abe Vigoda done since The Godfather worth mentioning?
Well for one thing, I'm about to knock your dick in the dirt. If that's not worth mentioning I don't know what is.
by Ekirh, 1-09-06

 

by Ekirh
1-09-06
This job would go by a lot quicker if we had customers.
Of course this job would have customers if yesterday's chicken fingers didn't come with real fingers.

 

With Lord of the Rings now over, Gandalf had to find other forms of employment. Luckily his staff made an excellent plunger.
I thought orcs were bad smelling.
by Ekirh, 1-10-06

 

by Ekirh
1-26-06
So you see the Liberal Party only has itself to blame for the Conservative's minority government.
Ummm can you just giv. . .
I mean I'm not a fan of the conservatives either. However what choice did they have. At least the Conservatives aren't corrupt.
DAMN IT MAN I JUST CAME IN HERE FOR A CHEESEBURGER!
Yet your going to be leaving with SOOO much more. Now shut up and take it all in bitch.

 

by Ekirh
2-02-06
Bush has called for the banning of human/animal hybrids. This is clearly an act of hatred. Please, think of the hybrids.
What are you talking about? I'm a man in a bunny suit!
This hybrid has to face so much ridicule he is forced to believe he is in costume!
Are you blind! Are you an idiot! I AM A MAN IN A RABBIT COSTUME!
Just because he's pink, and probably gay doesn't mean this hybrid deserves to be punished for being a freak of nature.
You just picked the wrong cause to advocate for bitch.

 

by Ekirh
2-02-06
You may not believe it, but strictly speaking they are actually just friends.
Doesn't stop the tentacle from trying.
Just a little tentacle rape?
For the last time no!

 

The Pro-Life movement go after the real villian.
I hate this movement!
THINK OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOUR KILLING SICKO!!!
by Ekirh, 2-03-06

 

by Ekirh
2-03-06
Okay Tyler, you can do this. Nothing to it at all.
Just take a deep breath, be confident. Not to mention extend your hand in friendship. She'll definitely want you.
That's it, now as long as she doesn't realize where my hand's been it'll be smooth sailing from here.

 

This is what happens when your guardian angel takes a nap.
Damn, why did I fall asleep?
by Ekirh, 2-14-06

 

CAT SCRATCH FEVER!!!!! CAT SCRATCH FEVER!!!! YOU GAVE ME CAT SCRATCH FEVER!!!
OKAY, I get the point, I'll stop clawing at your legs sheesh.
by Ekirh, 2-14-06

 

With the decreasing population of schoolgirls . . . many Tentacles attempt "alternative" lifestyles . . .
Don't even think about it . . .
Don't knock it until you try it buddy.
by Ekirh, 3-13-06

 

by Ekirh
4-01-06
You know I was thinking. That Pink Bunny Costume. Isn't all that bad. In fact you look good in it!
REALLY?!
APRIL FOOLS! HAHAHAH
Who's the fool now bitch.

 

by Ekirh
4-01-06
Well . . . I guess I better drag the body to the otherside. .. . .
I'm not quite dead. . .
Oh come on I came all this way.
Sorry it was all for nothing.
Well you could do me a favor by lifting your hand from your wound and ble....
GO AWAY!

 

by Ekirh
5-13-06
Apparently the NSA is wiretapping all of our phone calls . . .
They say it is for our own protection, but I think they are just bored.
So whenever you make a phone call let them know they are being naughty and you want to spank them. That should make their day.

 

by Ekirh
5-13-06
The day a man in a bright red fireman's suit and a long water hose sneaks up on you . . . it's time to rethink your ninja career path.

 

Eric loved to take chances . . . but man he wishes he listened to the don't taunt Tiki label.s
Tiki! Tiki!
Someone help! My head needs removing from my ass help!!!!
by Ekirh, 5-13-06

 

by Ekirh
5-14-06
And now an episode of which is worse. Who wins? You decide!
Operation . . . vein popped open blood is everywhere.
Invited to to an orgy . . turns out to be an all male orgy . . and yes this covering me is EXACTLY what you think it is.
This blood may be H.I.V positive. . .
Damn, I think you actually won.

 

by Ekirh
5-15-06
So apparently the Vatican has accused The Da Vinci Code of being misinforming, filled with lies, deceptive and manipulative. . and has succeeded in duping millions into believing lies.
Of course secretly they have written a letter to the author asking how doessssss he do it.

 

by Ekirh
5-15-06
Tlyer? What are your views on pre-emptive strike?
I'm all for it. I mean honestly we might as well get them before they get us.
What about the consequences? Shouldn't we do more intelligence, diplomacy?
Who needs all that when you can BAM! Get it all accomplished with one well-placed missle.
So act and not think . . . yah that'll be beneficial.
Indeed, in fact I'm going to pre-emptive strike that ass before she knows what hit her.
Should've done more intelligence buddy. Your not the only one with a dick. Same range and I am not afraid of a counter-offensive.

 

by Ekirh
5-22-06
EXTREME LEFT WING OPINION THAT SPARKS OF SOCIALISTIC IDEAS AND BORROWS FROM GORE VIDEL!!!!
EXTREME RIGHT WING IDEAS THAT HITS NATIONALISM AND BORROWS FROM WILLIAM BUCKLEY!!!
Centerist view point that pleases both sides, makes loads of sense, and will help move America forward and do a lot to bring us together.
What the fuck are you talking about? That's some dumbshit
That's dangerous thinking, lets shoot him.

 

by Ekirh
4-02-07
So apparently the Iraq funding and pull out bill is filled with a bunch of pork . .
Causing thousands of stupid vegetarians to storm the Congress in protest. . .
NARRATOR DOES NOT APPROVE OF YOUR HUMOR!!!!
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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