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by El_Cid
4-01-02
Hey i heard their gonna get rid of the Dod mod.
WTF WHY?!?!
They said it sux and no one plays it. So their gettin rid of it.
Oh man...I hate cs...Well no more half-life for me....
APRIL FOOLS!!
COME BACK SO I CAN K33l YOU!!!

 

by El_Cid
4-03-02
So what did you do yesterday?
Went for a bike ride.
Goats can ride bikes?
No i chased the owner. Hot ass.
How were the breasts?
Whut breasts?

 

by El_Cid
4-05-02
Wanna play goat?
My game?
Eww no you f00ckin homosexual goat! Leave me be!! I just wanted to k33l you with nails...But then you got all gay...Bah.
Oh well then I'll play the chicken.
C4
Checkmate.

 

by El_Cid
4-06-02
So umm. What you wanna do?
I dunno what you wanna do?
I dunno what you wanna do?
I dunno what you wanna do?
This could go on for ages.
I dunno...What do you wanna do?

 

by El_Cid
4-09-02
I will force you to hammer that nail in your head!
Oh ya? Go ahead.
FEEL THE FORCE!!
Ha!
Ah you f00ck!! You got me brain!! f00ck!

 

by El_Cid
4-10-02
F00CKIN F00CK!! I CANT BELIEVE IT!!! WHY?!?! WHY?!?!
What is wrong?
Nothing you fuck....Get the fuck outta my fuckin face you fuckin fuck!
F00CKIN F00CK!!
Jedi Knight can ruin the mind.....Join the empire you peeg!

 

by El_Cid
4-17-02
Hehe
Flox did you look at ze porn again?
Yes, I show you on computer.
Ok
OMFG!!! ARE YOU STOOPID!!! I K33l YOU!!!
Zats ze porn you get when ya win spray contest!

 

by El_Cid
4-18-02
Sören iz de gey.
Yep.
He iz de looz0r.
Yep.
Sören iz de gey f00ck of ze looz0rz.
Yep.

 

by El_Cid
4-24-02
Shalom!
Shalom!
SHAAALOOOM!!
SHALLOOOMMM!!
SHALOOOM!!!
OI!

 

by El_Cid
4-28-02
You know what?
No, tell me.
The world is crazy
eat chicken
...
lololololololololol

 

by El_Cid
5-01-02
Hey, whut you think bout noobs?
They suck.
But you was a noob too, dont pick on em.
I was never a noob, i am god.
...?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!°

 

by El_Cid
5-07-02
A week of school next week! Ah f0ck all you working peeps!
I will kill you!
Why? Oh well, it doesn't matter, I have no work!
Fuck you bitch.
Im not so sure if you can do that.
I can do everything, run before I run a nail through your head!

 

by El_Cid
5-09-02
Why is the world so horrible goat?
The world is horrible because of horrible people.
And how can we get rid of these horrible, horrible people?
We conquer the world, call them witches because they do not believe in god, even though they do, their just intelligent and will try to get rid of us.
If only it were so easy. Well I am afraid, due to your explanation of the release of all bad in the world....I am bad, you are intelligent. You must die!
Could've sworn I heard my mother. Yes mother? Clean my room? Yes mother...

 

by El_Cid
5-19-02
izeh?
phen?
izeh!
phen!
omfg! Need coffeh....
phen?!

 

by El_Cid
5-19-02
Phen what do you want to do with that hammer?
What hammer?
I seen you with a hammer!
A my murder complot foiled by a goatse...You must die
wf?!

 

by El_Cid
5-19-02
EL CID!! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY COMIC?!
Your comic? One moment
And?!
Working on it
FINISHED?!?!
Guess so!

 

by El_Cid
5-19-02
CID FOR THE LOVE OF MURPHY!!! COMICS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY! WHAT YOU GAVE ME WAS CRAP!! YOU GOIN DOWN FOR THAT SILLEH MAN!
No, I am afraid it is you who is going down "silleh man"
wtf? omg that stoopid silleh k33d is so fuxed up, must punish him so he be funnier.
Wtf? !kb El_Cid[OwP-FF] be funneh!
now then, that demonstrated my power in front of a n00b. Who is next? Livinghell! WTF DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!
...

 

by El_Cid
5-19-02
So tell me LiVinGHeLL, why are you so aggressive?
Well, it started way back in my past when I was still a child, I was ignored by family and friends and many people didn't like me. They said I was....Are you listening?
Yes, yes, keep on talking
Ok, so then at the age of 12 I decided to go on the internet, search for people that are also arrogant and assholes like me. Aggressive too. I met very many when I started playing cs and.....

 

by El_Cid
5-21-02
I mean, wtf is with urinal cakes?
They arn't pastry! And they don't taste like urine!
What the fuck was that?
Damn Seinfeld!!

 

by El_Cid
5-21-02
I had a weird dream just tonight!
Tell me.
I dreamt that some weird scientists fucked up our DNA so much that we don't grow feathers! THEY MADE US RUN AROUND NAKED! Then I got killed! Thank god it was a dream!
It wasn't a dream. They just did that yesterday.
Chicken?

 

by El_Cid
5-22-02
Phillip, I am leaving you, I am not happy with you.
What are you not happy about from me?
The sex.
I thought you liked the sex!
I.... I found somone else Phillip.
No! How could you!

 

by El_Cid
5-22-02
Well, I am off to go to him! FAREWELL!
Goodbye! And I hope his buttsex makes you happier than mine D:
And that is how we came together!
Ok, the buttsex I didnt want to know about. And why did you think I was gay?
I will tell you that another day.

 

by El_Cid
5-22-02
I am b3ar! My goal...WORLD DOMINATION!!
I R is kinky l337 sidekick Horse
First my house, then the city, then the country then THE WORLD!!
RAWR!!
Foo....
I must pwn somone.
I ph33r yo! Plz! pwn mah!

 

by El_Cid
5-23-02
I will start by persuading the king of america!
You have been invited to the first international conferance for really rich Kings in "bear house"....
And I always thought I was behind Vladimir

 

by El_Cid
5-23-02
At the conferance

 

by El_Cid
5-23-02
You also been invited? What you king of?
I dunno anymore! I just remember blowing something up...
Yes, well, the bear is talking now!
I wonder how long this will be...
First I want you all to sign a contract agreeing that all your land belongs to me!
When do we eat??

 

by El_Cid
5-23-02
You! What r you king of?
I think America, or Canada, all the same anyway.
Here take this, have fun.
Ummmm thx....
No problem....
Omg! Security! F0ck! First the football game and now this!

 

by El_Cid
5-23-02
Now that we have conquered the world as we know it, what do we do next?
but sireh! we onleh conqer teh amerika!?
Ya, you do the rest. I have decided to go and give the comix back to the goat and the chicken...
y! meh?! Omg! thx sireh!
You going down!
Omg! Teh union! I r doomed!

 

by El_Cid
5-23-02
Oh god the former comix were a flop.
Yes, we need a new topic. How bout... Communists. Pro contra
Red?
Is that pro or contra?
It is red.
omg... Lemme try: chicken.

 

by El_Cid
5-23-02
Well due to the fact that you have no idea about gevernment regimes lets pick another topic...Sex.
Oh yes, my favorite! What do you like more? Anal or oral?
I mean man woman, not man man....
Anal or oral?

 

by El_Cid
6-14-02
Jello y o y r u so stoopid?
cuz i r jello!
Alas, he is so stoopid, his kind can no longer exist!
I R JELLO!!
What now......

 

by El_Cid
6-16-02
cid has no dick ~_~ hes a SHEMALE
HAHAHAHA!!
Loozor

 

by El_Cid
7-13-02
...
...
DIE!!
BLBARG!"!
...
...

 

by El_Cid
7-14-02
Hungry hungry...
What are you thinkin bout?
...
Butch??Butch?!
So you hungry? I will invite you to dinner. My place.....
Sure. What are we having?

 

by El_Cid
8-10-02
har köpt jävla mycket också tycker jag ;x
haha, jag söp min styvbrorsa så fett under bordet
vi började runt 17.30
lol
wtf?

 

by El_Cid
8-10-02
sug min röv ditt jävla homo
dö din jävla fittkuk Donner
OL!!O!OL
lolol
COCK

 

by El_Cid
8-20-02
hoo r u?
i've been here since you were in nappies
i dunt care, u r yucky
shaddap then
u rnt commie
nor are you

 

by El_Cid
8-20-02
I EM! >:|
nap
* You were kicked by pag (cu)
* Parts: pag
dats waq

 

by El_Cid
8-20-02
wot
wvu ^-^
u

 

by El_Cid
8-20-02
Dude, I gotta stop taking these, sooner or later I'll die!
Yea well how do you think I feel? Damn this coffeeine!
fuck, I think I am having a heart attack or something
dood. Same here!
The real reason the dinosaurs died out

 

by El_Cid
8-24-02
* El_Cid slaps ANTIDEAD around a bit with a large trout
f u
no haet, i wvu
lyr, u jus want me in bed
maybe @_v
u wil dy

 

by El_Cid
8-29-02
PLEXIS! COMMUNISM PWNS J0!
I wuz programmed tew say "COMMUNISM SI LEWSE!"
n3g, it was " IT SI TRAP "
rgr
COMMUNISM PWNS J0!
IT SI TRAP

 

by El_Cid
9-07-02
OMG NOE!! BLUESCREEN
ERROR!"!$!"$!"
FUQ U!!
ERROR!"!$!"$!"
.....................

 

by El_Cid
9-08-02
I am so fucking bored.
Indeed.
I could really use some fun.
Tell me about it.
omg y?
This comic makes no sense at all.
Indeed.......

 

by El_Cid
9-08-02
ok lets see. John si kewl. Nice attractive and intelligent.
And liek teh greatest guy ever.
There you said it, taht wuznt taht hard now!?
No, but seriously.......Who cares?!

 

by El_Cid
9-08-02
SAY IT!
NO!!
SAY IT!!
OK!!
d00d
EL CID PWNS!!

 

by El_Cid
9-08-02
CID U PWN!! PLZ LET MEH SEKS U!
I em not sure. Are u old enuff?!
I EM JVB!! I SUQ COQ ALL DAY!! I EM OLD ENUFF FOR SEKS!!
Well ok.
U SUQ!!!

 

by El_Cid
9-08-02
AND NOW TEH WINNR OF TEH COMIQ FITE
DRUMROLL
DRUMROLL
EL
CID

 

by El_Cid
9-08-02
Let call it tie?!
YAS!
friends!?
YAS!
So then Cid and John had hot seks and lived happily ever after.

 

by El_Cid
9-08-02
bored.
I em bored!
I will dance for u
he can!?
but u cant dancE!
So!?
back to 1 :o
I wish I could dance.
I could teach you!

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