All comics by Etch

 

Megs and Bob. Friends for ever.... by Etch 5-29-02
Megs and bob are best friends. Ya know what bob? UR FAG SO STFU! I cant believe it. YOu are so stupid. You dumb fag. But I luv j00 anyways. Yes...I see your point. Now what should I do?	Not just best friends....the BESTEST OF FRIENDS!!! :) What do you mean what should you do? Talk dammit! Dont just stand there! God damn what the hell are you? A fucking statue!? *Sigh* You gotta do what you gotta do...	Now thats friendship...or is it suicide??~!~!~! HO HOHO!!~~! God damn bob. U R FAG! GOd damn I dont even know why I am talking still but I still am u fagit! Thats right. Keep hitting it....ive almost...hit the center....just a few more and oooooooohoooahg if e al the silenuce...dark it is ahhhhh adr w oe peace at e alast....

 

duhhhhhh! :O by Etch 6-01-02
Say Zebra. You know what the best kind of food ever made is? No no I dont! What is it! KEKEKEKEKEKE!!! Duhh!!!! :O	Fried Zebra. Mmm Mmm Good. Say....I could go for some of that tasty grilled/mesquite zebra now....... OOOH!! Fried Zebra!! OOh Sounds good! YOu want some right now??! So do I!!! YUM!!! Duhhhhh! :O Hey...wait...that means....	*Finger snappage* Ho ho. You will brown on the fire nicely. All crispy and juicy....like chicken. Oh come on. You really expect fire to say something? Thats less possible than a purple fucking donkey talking. Dumb fuck.

 

Sourcelife -- A different take on it. by Etch 7-10-02
Its starting out good. Hey. Remember those source awards. Yeah. I remember them.	Its still ok.... Well...they're back and actually may get done this time. Really....? .....	Fuck....oh well. whats best is best is best I always say. So....you wanna put in your nominations again and vote? ...I'd rather eat glass and drink acid...There is less pain and wasted effort that way...

 

What better place than a graveyard? by Etch 1-31-03
Butch let out his *Little* Secret... His new girl was horrified. I gotta tell you a secret. I have a small penis honey. Forgive? Yes? What is i.. oh my god! How could it be that small! What did you do!	Oh no butch...what are you going to do? No. No that...not that....NOT THAT!!!! I knew you couldnt stand me being such a small man...Ill be right back.... How could it be that small? I could grow one bigger than that! I mean....	Yes that...again. Butch. Im sorry but, you just dont have enough for me. Butch? You still there? You listening to me? Yes...Im right here....its too late. I heard what you said. I got what I needed. *Chuckle*

 

THe thing that happened? Yeah. by Etch 2-01-03
Um... Haha. I am teh best. No one can beat me at the UT 2003 game! OOH I am 0wn j00 again! No one can kill me I am mastar! I can 0wn you. I c4n kill u.	Uh... Haha! You cannot 0wn me!! U cannot kill me! Iam teh own in teh game yah!!! Oh really? You shall soon see...	He should have turned around? That I wasnt talking about the game....Muhahahaha...

 

Hey. Hows it goin? Goin good for you? Yeah. Good to hear. by Etch 2-06-03
Im not going to even bother. I mean...whats the point. I am Otaku! I watch all anime! I know japanese!! Baka baka baka Otaku otaku ORO ORO ORO YATTA YATTA! ...	Its obvious whats happening. BAKA OTAKU!!! KA MEH HA MEH HA! I AM MOST POWERFUL BEING IN UNIVERSE! I AM SUPER SAYIAN 33 U CANNOT BEAT ME DBZ BEST ANIME EVAR! *Sigh*	If youre too stupid to realize whats happening, then thats your fault you pathetic dumbass. YATTA YATTA ORO YOKOZUNA I KNOW JAPANESE I AM OTAKU H4RDC0R3! HOW BOUT JOO! U OTAKU???!!! Hee hee. It feels good. heehee. Nail go into brain. Feel better

 

Sex for beginners 101. by Etch 2-06-03
If you are an amatuer and its your first time... ...Whats the matter? I cant....Find it.	Never ever attempt to do it in the dark What do you mean you cant find it? I just cant find it. It will take a little time and effort. Ill just poke around and see what I hit. Hopefully, Ill get lucky. Oh here we go. I think I struck gold. Oh yeah.	Because you can puts someones eye out with that thing. No matter how small it may be. ....Thats my eye you moron... Oh...Guess I better try again...

 

Penis parade by Etch 2-06-03
I am hip and cool even though Im almost 50. I can talk and hang with you youngsters and your whacked out slang. ...	It doesnt matter how much rap music or rock and roll there is and how much you listen too, I can hang with it homies. I got the mad skill yo. Pet my kitty? ...	Ill be cool forever. No one can tell me otherwise. ...

 

~ by Etch 2-09-03
This comic isnt funny because theres nothing there	well yeah ofcourse because it wasnt meant to be funny	I need to fall asleep dear god I wish I didnt have insomnia. Making boring, uninspired pieces of shit like this just bring me down.

 

It has not title. Fuck them. by Etch 3-18-04
What the... Hi my name is dave. Happy halloween! Hi! My name is dave 2. Happy halloween. ARE I NOT FREAKING YOU THE FUCK OUT BY CONSTANTLY TELLING YOU HAPPY HALLOWEEN.	Oh fuck no. NO YOU ARE NOT! HAPPY HALLOWEEN DAVE 2 WHO IS NOT CREEPY AT ALL! YES DAVE 1! WE WERE NOT CREEPY ON HALLOWEEN!!!	Death by pissing me off. DAVE 2. IT SEEMS WE HAVE DIED. YES YES. MAYBE WE ARE CREEPY?

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