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by EviL_mAn5
4-03-03
Back in the5th Dimension...
Hey, Cowee! I found my emergency space shuttle in my pocket! We can get back home now!
Wow your slow! Why didn't we use it before! We've been stranded here for days with no food...or water...or sex!!!
Whatever, lets go!
We don't know the way back though!
Don't worry! Its set on "Launching Point: 5th Dimension, Landing Point: Earth"!

 

by EviL_mAn5
4-03-03
...So if you just say that word you can have a life-time supply of pudding!
Chocolate pudding?
Yeah yeah whatever! Just say it!
Duginshmort...What the fu----
Finally! Now I can put on this shield I designed to keep any type of rockets from entering the earth's atmorsphere for no apparent reason!

 

by EviL_mAn5
4-03-03
JoeJoe I haven't stopped him from killing himself all day. Do you know where he is?
Boom......?
Joe's thoughts...
WHHYY! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOOOPP!!!
Nope, haven't seen him all day! But stick around, I'm almost done with my greatest invention yet!

 

by EviL_mAn5
4-03-03
I have finished Jessica!
Cool, what is it?
I present to you.....
I am the Pleas-O-Bot 1.0! I am here to fuffil all of your sexual desires. I come in 3 stylish colors:Grey, Grey, and Silver! I also have 3 Dick-Modes. Chinese Man, White Man, and the Grande Black Man

 

by EviL_mAn5
4-03-03
The computer is being destroyed in the destruction chamber sir!
Good!
In the Destruction Chamber...
Umm.....
We have our best men workin on it!
Perfect! Now I can bein Invasion Plan Number 42-A!

 

by EviL_mAn5
4-03-03
But, Sir! Plan 42-A isn't even complete! Where are we going to get a Nuclear Reactor Core?
Oh...I think think that notey thing said that computer has one!
I'll go get it!
Perfect!
Minutes Later...
Here it is, Sir! It kinda looks like a chair...

 

by EviL_mAn5
4-03-03
Now I will use this chair...I mean NUCLEAR REACTOR CORE...to mutate into my all powrful form and take ober earth!
RAAA! I AM PURE EVIL!!!!
No, Sir, you're a fat clown.

 

by EviL_mAn5
4-03-03
Somewhere in space
We're almost there, Cowee!
OMFG! We exploded!
Yeah thats why we say BOOM!
Look Cowee! We're in the lab!
YAY! Hey Joe! Were back! From the 5th Dimension!!!

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