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by Evil_Pumpkin
2-24-05
so, you want my help young prince?
thats right, I can't handle the Dwarfs and Gandof alone.
WHAT?! you want me to fight the dwarfs and Gandof using my Elven army? sorry kid, but you're in some boiling water there.
Oh darn, I'm screwed.
I've found you! Now get ready to burn!
I wonder what will happen if I spill mybeer on him, like in the wizard of Oz.

 

by Evil_Pumpkin
2-24-05
YOU FOOL! you've spilt your beer on me!
Find out what happens in The Kings parody pt7 tomorrow, because I'm tired now.
I don't think that was too folish, but beer won't work on Dwarfs, what do I do next?

 

by Evil_Pumpkin
2-25-05
Grandma's dead!
But what the fuck am I saying, I hated that bitch!
FUCK YOU ASS HOLE!

 

by Evil_Pumpkin
2-25-05
Hey kid, you smoke?
Yeah......why?
Oh don't worry about it I was going to bumb a smoke off of you but I can see that your in need of a smoke right now.
oh ok.
what?
Hey handsome, wanna smoke me?

 

by Evil_Pumpkin
3-01-05
I need your help professor, what kills dwarfs?
Whip it out and make rain!
What was it that killed them again? Whip it out and make rain....
Prepare to die!
here we go....
what are you going to do with that? Oh, right, human rain causes dwarf pain.

 

by Evil_Pumpkin
3-01-05
I Donnovan Opal, High priest of The Hourdan Kingdom present you prince Gregory with a medal of honor for defeating gandof, and the dwarfs.
upon recieving this medal, you must feel pretty good no?
not really, you see I am the last of my kind.
So you don't want to be king?
WAIT! I take it back, I feel GREAT!

 

by Evil_Pumpkin
3-01-05
Sir! Private Johnson is trapped behind enemy lines!
We'll have to see how he does for now, but there will be a rescue team deployed soon.
Pvt Johnson behind the lines.
Get back fiends!
screw that, I'm staying here!
Hello sexy bunny.

 

by Evil_Pumpkin
3-01-05
What are you doing here?
I'm here to rescue you.
Get lost! I'm staying here man, just look at the fine ass chicks here!
Hey Johnson, you think theres room for two?

 

by Evil_Pumpkin
4-28-05
Whats that? You want out of the bag?
MMMF!
Huh? What are you doing here Johnson?
looking for the lightswitch...
Well well, you've discovered my interrogation room....
I-is that a dead body on the ground?

 

by Evil_Pumpkin
4-28-05
2 years prior...
Sir! We're out numbered, and we have many casualties!
THats ok private, we've got a secter weapon, let me introduse you to it!
2 years prior...
a...rabbit?
Hello bitch, my name is unimportant, but I'll end the war.... wanna see how?
2 years prior...
I guess they'd never expect a rabbit to be a soldier....or to blast their asses with a twelve guage....
Hey ass wipes, I'm gonna kick you're ass!

 

by Evil_Pumpkin
4-28-05
Hey its me jointman!
No shit, you're my brother.....
I'm wasted!
But i thought you taught kids not to get wasted.....
Last night, I screwed your wife!
.....I think my axe would like to have a say in this conversation!

 

by Evil_Pumpkin
4-28-05
I-I brought you something...
Aww its a dog!
I haven't had a decent joint in three years......Its fucking ON!
Oh shit! wait stay calm jointy....Doggy wanta bone?
Doggy wanna smoke you're sweet ass!

 

by Evil_Pumpkin
5-01-05
DAMN MAFIA!
Thank you Mr. Sabinoochi!
I took care of Greg Mr. Sabinoochi
Then why are you still here?
Goodbye Mr. Sabinoochi!
...Oh Fuck!

 

by Evil_Pumpkin
5-01-05
From now on I'm your new boss.
what do I do now?
Well first you take these Pouches of Cocaine and sell them at the Regal Club, and then.......
...............
....And after you put the lime in the coke you nut, you drink it all up, you got that?
Fuck this shit! Looks like Imma have a suicide party.....

 

by Evil_Pumpkin
5-07-05
Welcome to making the band! I'm your host today and this is Malicai!
EH!
Uh, nice get up you have there, whats up with the amish look?
I'm Amish, I don't believe in electricity, infact I can't stand the stage I'm standing on!
Th-then how do you play the electric guitar?
...Oh shit, washboards , pots and pans and tin cans aren't going to get me far in a band are they....

 

by Evil_Pumpkin
5-07-05
Th-then how do you play the electric guitar?
what the hell?
Oh shit.....
screw this I'm out of here!
Next time on making the band: "Please welcome the newest boy band to hit the streets of America, Juvi Nile!.....Please watch us!!!"

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