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by FenirWolf
2-04-04
They are watching TV on Superbowl sunday.
Alam I think the quaterback just said something to the ref...rewind that bit on your tivo
ok...here goes.
I wonder what he is saying right there.
Probably something like meet me at my hotel room after the game...I'll bring the lube. Hehe
I think it was asshole...I mean I can't read lips but I know the difference between lube and asshole.
I am so glad we aren't related to one another

 

by FenirWolf
2-04-04
on the elevator at work
Woah she is kind of hot for a blonde...and she is going to my floor...cool!
I hope this place is better than the last place I worked...and the peope don't suck.
I wonder what kinds of things she is into.
I wonder why this guy keeps staring at me.
Should I ask her out?
Should I tell him I farted?

 

by FenirWolf
2-04-04
cue the banging music.
magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri!quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur,
cum puella incedit minore medio corporesub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos!
virtute praestare ut velitis, notantes bracas eiusclunibus profunde fartas esse!
a! captus sum, nec desinere intueri possum.pingereque picturam tui.
Original madness will continue later.
To make sense of this comic, you have to speak latin, know your rap lyrics and be as weird as the person who posted this.
I can not take credit for this though...it was taken from quislibet's live journal

 

by FenirWolf
2-05-04
Hello I am Sofia. It looks like we are going to be working together.
Yupp! I'm Snow. How are you liking this job so far?
It's ok...after the labotomy, I've lost my urge to kill, and now I am able to work under any conditions.
What?!?
Can you try to be a little less guliable? you are taking the sport out of this?
...

 

by FenirWolf
2-06-04
So, have you met the new girl Sophia yet?
Yeah. She seems really cool.
I was thinking about asking her out. She is awesome!
Her Boyfriend might have something to say about that.
Boyfriend? I spoke with her for a bit and she never mentioned a boyfriend.
You spoke with her for an hour and she spent the entire time messing with you. You think she told you everything?

 

by FenirWolf
2-06-04
So what are your thoughts on Krys and me?
I am happy for you. He is a cool guy and will treat you well.
Well, you know if Krys hadn't come along you and I'd be dating?
Huh?!? I didn't know that!
Do you ever have the urge to beat Krys up?
Not until no I didn't!!!

 

by FenirWolf
2-06-04
I'll call it AMVs!!!....and they'll be animes!!! set to music!!! thus videos!!! Brilliant!!!
What on earth is wrong with Alex?
He had an ampichino recently, so he is a bit tweeked.
My precious ampichino....you can't have my precioussssss....my preciousssssssssss!!!!
What is an ampichino?
I don't know...and looking at him I don't think I want to!

 

by FenirWolf
3-15-04
So Krys and I broke up today...
Gee I'm sorry to hear that Harmony
It's no big deal. I didn't have a lot in common with him anyway.
So that's it? Thanks for Playing Try Again?
Um...I don't know if I like the fact you just compared dating me to the lotto!!!
Harmony, You have to be in it to win it!!!

 

by FenirWolf
3-15-04
Harmony...I have a question I have been meaning to ask you for a while now...
um...yeah...?!?
Well...I am pretty sure I know your answer to this...
Dear God is he going to ask me out or something?!?
Will you join my roleplaying group???
Can I PIMP SLAP you?!!

 

by FenirWolf
3-15-04
So then Pal ran off to the Bathroom!!!...was he always like this?
He was worse...there was this one time in Junior High...
Jr. High Flashback
He he...Yo Pal...I just took a dump in this bag...lets leave it in Mr Green's mailbox
Ok...but give me that first...I have to use the bathroom too.
20 mins later.
Dude you were in there for 20 mins...what took so long?!?
Don't ask questions...can we dump this on Mrs. Anderson's lawn instead??? It would send Mr Green a mixed message.

 

by FenirWolf
3-15-04
Costco: Check out this site www.herebhentai.com............................... SnowWolf: Why am I interested in this?
*bleep*.................................*bloop*
Costco: It's Hentai, you know you are into that stuff............................................. SnowWolf: Um...thanks...sure...I'll watch it and think of you! ;)
Heh
Costco: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! YOU AREN'T SNOW...YOU ARE ZERAM....AREN'T YOU!!! EWW!!!
*bleep*.................................*bloop*
he he he!!!

 

by FenirWolf
3-15-04
Hey Zeram...I figured out why all my friends think you are creepy.
Oh? Why?
You see...I started writing this comic on Stripcreator, and all of my friends are reading it.
Yeah??? I've read it...it's about Pal and his little problem. What does that have to do with me?
Your his friend...
Oh!!! Point Taken!!!

 

by FenirWolf
3-16-04
So it's been asked that I introduce my friends...so we'll start with Pal...Pal has a problem...
...YEAH I DO!!! It won't fit in my mouth!!!
WTF?!? What do you mean by that?!!
I mean no matter how I bend down, or twist it...it won't get in my mouth...it isn't big enough!!!
Dude! You so need to stop that in front of everyone reading this!!!
What?!? Can't a guy eat his licorice rope in peace???

 

by FenirWolf
3-16-04
Yeah...so moving along now...this is Zeram! He is a good friend of mine but all my friends think he is creepy.
Yeah and it's really starting to bug me too.
I know it bugs you Zeram...and I know you aren't a creepy guy.
Yeah...tell that to this guy I meet on the street today. All I ask him is "have you ever seen a prince albert" and he walks away all scared and stuff.
Did you even know that guy???
No...and that is what I am talking about. I mean, it's not as if I asked him if he wanted to see mine!

 

by FenirWolf
3-16-04
This ho bag is Dharma...she is a bit reality challenged.
Reality Challenged!!! Hee hee...does that mean you'll take me back Snow baby???
This ho bag is Dharma...she is a bit reality challenged.
Reality Challenged!!! Hee hee...does that mean you'll take me back Snow baby???
This ho bag is Dharma...she is a bit reality challenged.
Reality Challenged!!! Hee hee...does that mean you'll take me back Snow baby???

 

by FenirWolf
6-05-04
This is Dharma...she is reality challanged.
Reality challanged. Hee hee. Does that mean you want me back snow baby?
No! That means I think you are insane.
Aww...how sweet. I love you too sweetie.
I own a gun! If I were to shoot myself in the head would you go away.
You'd Die for me...How Sweet. No Sugar I'd stand by you...then kill myself. It would be like Romeo and Juliet.

 

by FenirWolf
6-05-04
Away from the insanity! this is Harmony. She is a good friend who I've known a while.
Hi everyone. My hobbies include Politics, Philosophy, and messing with Snow.
Messing with me. When did you do that???
Ever since I started dating Krys...haven't you noticed.
She isn't normally this mean I swear.
What?!? Really?!? I think I am going to cry now!
Would it help if I said just kidding?

 

by FenirWolf
6-05-04
Did you see the girl Zeram was dating...she is so young.
Yeah She is 18...so???
So! He is like 29...them having sex is like an 11 year old having sex with an infant.
What!?! But the thought of two infants having sex...is that is ok?!!!
eww....eww...eww...eww!!! GROSS!!!
Heh...my work is done here!

 

by FenirWolf
8-23-04
Hey Hair
Hey snow! Neese and I were going to go hang out...wanna join us?
Nah...you kids have fun, I'm sick of being the third wheel.
Sick of being the third wheel? what are you talking about sometimes trycicles are much more fun than bikes...
This is supposed to be comforting?
and did I mention that Neese and I want a motercycle with a side car.

 

by FenirWolf
8-23-04
Hey Zeram...remember that guy who is running that Spawn of Satan game we were playing in?
Yeah...what about him.
Well he said he thinks you are creepy...the nicest guy he's ever met but creepy.
What! He thinks I'm creepy...he kills small rodents for fun, and I am creepy?!?
Dude...my friends are well themed what can I say?
um...well there is that

 

by FenirWolf
8-23-04
Ikickgods: ...and my mom keeps talking about croch rot! It was disgusting!
Eww!!!
*bleep*
SnowWolf: Croch Rot!!! Where!!! (grabs his spoon)
*bloop*
heh
Ikickgods: Dude if I were there right now I'd castrate you...I swear!
I think I am going to vomit
*bleep*

 

by FenirWolf
8-24-04
So Snow were your friends always creepy...or did you just pick up creepy ones along the way?
No they were always this bad...this one time in highschool this kid came to our D and D game...
He was playing for a while and he turned to us and said...
gasp
Dude...don't you hate it when you are jacking off and trying to get it in your mouth and you miss and it hits your eye?
Dude...he sounds creepier than you and I combined!
Yeah, you don't get much creepier than a one man reinactment of the JFK assisanation.

 

by FenirWolf
8-24-04
Um...a tentacle in my bedroom...either someone drugged my drink or I am dreaming.
What is that supposed to mean! I heard you were lonily so I came right over.
What! You came over! No offence but I have someone else I like...thus I can't be violated by your tentacly goodness....sorry.
*humph* Snow I don't know what the hell you are saying but you need to be nicer when your friends come over to hang out.
*snow opens his eyes here*
Since when were you my friend...wait Harmony...oh god I can explain.
I sure hope you can otherwise I'm going to eat your nuts for breakfast.

 

by FenirWolf
8-24-04
Um...I was dreaming and I drempt you were a tentacle monster...I swear.
Right...and this is supposed to make me feel better?
Somewhat?
Snow I came over to hang out...and you were sleeping and dreaming of me as a 18 foot long tool of rape...I think I should go home.
But wait...Harmony...I thought you'd find it cute that I am dreaming of you.
I'm not Dharma Snow...I'll call you later.

 

by FenirWolf
10-04-04
So I think I pissed Harmony off, I had a weird dream that she was a tentacle.
That sucks dude.
I was really starting to like her too.
well perhaps you should come out with me to club spank.
Club spank...what goes on there???
Well tonight is Hawian shirt and leather whip night...it should be great!

 

by FenirWolf
10-04-04
So, what are we going to do then.
We should go out, you can't stay in here playing Star Ocean and typing on your computer all night.
But my friends Fayt and Sophia will miss me.
Dude seriously, they are game charaters not real people...come on.
Fayt: Where did you go dude? Sophia: Hello SnowWolf?
bleep...bleep

 

by FenirWolf
10-05-04
Hey Harmony, Zeram and I were about to go to Club Spank. what brings you here?
Club Spank? Where is that?
I don't know. I'm not even sure if I want to go, Zeram is insisting.
oh....well...that's cool I guess...
Did you want to go with us?
Purely for scientific research of course!

 

by FenirWolf
10-05-04
Dude this club is pretty cool!
yeah it is cool!
Icy even!
Practally Frigid!
Like a 90 year old Nun!
Dude, I'm never taking you out in public again!!!

 

by FenirWolf
10-05-04
So is it scary you being at a fetish club with two guys?
Not really, I am used to hanging out with the guys.
Well if we scare you just remember that we are just like women, only with less aerodynamic genitalia
Ok now you are scaring me!
Dangling bits, that's the only difference.
And that your "bits" do most of your independant thinking for you!

 

by FenirWolf
10-05-04
Seriously I refuse to believe that your aerodynamic bits don't do some of your thinking for you!
It does but to a much lesser degree... Like America and how it controls Puerto Rico
Heh, and us men are like France and Luxenburg. France can take control of Luxenburg but it doesn't care.
...
Dude Luxenberg is totally thinking of having a naval invasion on Puerto Rico!
I want you to know that America has mace and will retaliate on any invasion you may be planing on Puerto Rico!!!

 

by FenirWolf
10-09-04
So I heard about this anime convention in Baltimore.
Um....otakon is it??? I've heard of it. It is supposed to be fun.
We should totally go...we could dress up and everything.
What Would you dress up as??? You look like a giant snowman.
That is true...but who would you go as either, you don't exactly look like anyone.
I was thinking about dressing up as someone from some web comic, people say I look like him.

 

by FenirWolf
10-09-04
So this is the dealer's room, it's huge!!!
Yeah it is....OH! Check it out they have those hats with random kanji on it.
This is actually an obnoxious thing, these hats don't really say anything, it's all just kanji jibberish.
Really? Can you read them???
Not really, but I have friends who can, take this hat for example it could say I am the lobster-pig.
Um...Excuse me???

 

by FenirWolf
10-09-04
continued from last panel
I am the Lobster-Pig!!!
CHECK IT OUT GET YOUR LOBSTER-PIG RIGHT HERE!!!
excuse me...are you the lobster-pig???
Why yes! Yes I am!
Sweet, can I hug you!!!
Dude I love me!

 

by FenirWolf
10-09-04
Dude...I hate you right now, she totally hugged you!!!
Dude, it was a random hug how could you hate me for that???
It wasn't me!!!
It's not like she started humping me on the spot! It was a hug!
Ok...well try not to let it happen again!

 

by FenirWolf
10-09-04
Dude, I've decided that if you get two more hugs in the course of this evening I will have to either kiss a girl or perform ritual suicide!
Riiiight!!!
Hey Lobster-Pig! Come here and glomp me!!!
Death is coming quickly tonight.
um...ok

 

by FenirWolf
12-06-04
So I heard from a friend of mine that there might be a cool room party later tonight we are invited to!
Yeah?? That might be cool, anyone we know going to be there?
Well, that catgirl I met earlier will be there.
Oh Great! Just what I want to do, go watch you get your glomp on!
Dude, it's free booze, what more do you want.
I suppose being drunk will help numb the pain of me making my intrails my extrails!

 

by FenirWolf
12-06-04
at the party
So what do we have on tap at this party?
Beer, Wine, Vodka, and my speciality "The Red Pill"
Why do you call it the red pill?
Take a look at the last two guys who drank it over there!
Dudddddde! I know kung-fuuuuu!
It all makessssss ssssensse. There isssss no ssssssssspoon!

 

by FenirWolf
12-06-04
It was great seing you tonight, we should exchange numbers and hang out more!
Oh yeah...I'm glad I got to meet you this con. It was fun.
Cool, where here is my number, how about a hug?
Ok!
hehe...Oh Rat! We have a winner! Get ready for the knife!!!
Um...hey, that sounds like my cue to leave, you have fun. It was...um...interesting meeting you?!!

 

by FenirWolf
2-27-05
Dude...don't be so dramatic, it was just a hug, no need to go kill yourself.
I made the promise and now I have to keep it! I have until I go to sleep to either get a kiss or kill myself!
Um...dude?!?
I'm going to miss this cruel world. No more rummy bears, no more cat girls!
Dude...if he does it can he do it in the main events hall.
Yeah...I'd pay good money to see a ritual suicide here at con!!!

 

by FenirWolf
2-27-05
So why did your friend say he had to kill himself again.
Oh...that! Well he decided if I got three hugs in this convention that he'd do that.
That has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard...why would he do that?
Idiocy I guess, or the red pill. The worst part is if he kisses a girl he'll not have to go through with it.
Oh for Pete's sake...where is he now.
Either in heaven, or about to be there shortly.

 

by FenirWolf
2-27-05
Dude...give me a dollar!
Why, it's bad enough I have to kill myself, now I have to fund charities too!
No...if you give me a buck I'll give you a kiss, now shut up and pay up!
Dude! You are totally saving my life!!!
Glad to hear it, now pay!
Um...do you have change for a 5?

 

by FenirWolf
7-20-05
Hi Alam how are you?
Well...I went out to get my car repaired today, and you know how they always rip you off...I mean it costs 100 extra dollars here, and they add an extra part....
15 mins later
Dear God!
So then I got the donkey, rode it back to work, and realized that it cost extra to park the damn thing in the parking lot....I mean first I have to feed it...
30 mins later
Just Shoot me...please just shoot me..*sob*
So I walked up to the girl and...Wait what was the question again?

 

by FenirWolf
7-20-05
So that is how I ended up scuba diving in the swimming pool!
Speaking of scuba diving, I had the hardest time finding the post office the other day...
What!?! Wait??? What kind of segway was that?
Come on those two topics are totally related!
Related if you believe in wormholes maybe...
Speaking of Wormholes, I love puppies!

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