Hollybot by FlarioKun6-24-02 Like, hey man, yer like a kooky little doll baby. I am Hollybot are you built like a real woman? Knaw'msayin'? Hostile environment detected, engaging fists-o-death mode A quick slaughtering and body disposal later. Hey baby, you a witch? Cuz you charmed the pants right offa me. Hostile environment detected...
Mr.Owl by FlarioKun6-25-02 Behold my power, I am the all-knowing, omnipotent Goat of truth and power! Mr. Goat, how many licks does it take to get into the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? YOU AGAIN?!!? And so.. Hmmm... this poor bastard has been dead for days!... looks like some kinda vicous..Goat attack or something..
Ha ha haha by FlarioKun7-13-02 FUCK Ok squirrely, here's where I turn you into tomarrow's giblets Woah, buddy! Relax eh? Relax?... I never thought of it that way.. Yah lil' bastard... Wow, I didn't think that would work...
The Strip About Nothing. by FlarioKun7-13-02 HEY SICBOY, YOU WIREY LITTLE JIZZRAG!! HOW YAH DOING!?! Musn't kill friend...musn't kill friend...musn't kill... FUCKFACE, I'M TALKING TO YOU! ....eh...what? FUCK, NEVERMIND! WHERE'S YOU FREAKISHLY DEFORMED BED BUDDY??! Here's where I left my demon-destroying nail!