Flux's comics : stripcreator

Anothing Stolen Joke

by Flux
2-10-03


	You know, you really need to get some booty. Sex is an important part of life. If you ain't doin' it, you ain't living! Take it from me - the Nelix Daddy!


	Please! When's the last time YOU got any action? You're as hard up as me!


	What are you talking about? I've got a very healthy sex life!


	Putting lipstick on your hand and making love to it in the back of a closet hardly seems healthy to me. In fact, quite the opposite.

http://www.neilswaab.com


	I call the left one Susan and the right one Veronica. If you're nice, you can double date with us sometime.

Nelix Steals

by Flux
2-12-03


	Haha. I stole your conditioner!

Nelix Considers a Career Change

by Flux
2-13-03

Inside Franks Fight Frat


	So I'm thinking of getting into boxing.


	Boxing isn't about being tough. It's all about having the right name.


	Nelix "the Pink Pounder". What do you think?

Another Truer Truth

by Flux
2-22-03

Ordering a pizza


	Hey dipshit. I'm ordering a couple pizzas. You got a problem with that, ass-licker?


	I dunno. We had pizza not all that long ago. I thought you were in training.


	Kiss my ass, cocksucker! I say we're getting pizza, so we're getting a fucking pizza!


	Ok sir, I'm sorry! Please don't hit me again! I was just trying to look out for your best interest.

Pizza Arrives


	Yeah, that's right bitch. Take it all. Eat that beer, mushroom, and green pepper!


	Why do you have to be such a jerk all the time?

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