All comics by Fox

 

by Fox
4-23-06
My best friend left my side when i was 25. Poor lad was attached to my hip.
No I mean it he was literally attached to my hip. after 2 weeks of hell the glue finally realeased itsself...
Thanks for telling us about that Bill Now can we get on with are poker game ...

 

by Fox
4-23-06
Lost?
Excuse me but have you seen my friend Bob he wears a bunny suit?
Na man but i seen a purple Rabbit and a talking Coconut
Lost?
Excuse me little green thing but hav u seen my friend Bill hes always holdin a coffee mug?
EXTERMINATE@£$@

 

by Fox
4-23-06
Okay mate are you seeing a shrink or sumit?
No the little yellow donkey over told me not to...
Ahhh man its won of them garlics from Dr Who...
EXTERMINATE@£$@

 

by Fox
4-23-06
help!!! is there any way of this island?
Yes you can fly my orange chimpanzee with wings...
Your gonna pay for all them saturday nights ...
EXTERMINATE@£$@

 

by Fox
4-23-06
Have you got a phone?
No the Lockness monster eat it...
Now there gonna have to put D.I.Y saturday bak on....

 

by Fox
4-23-06
Ermm what about a boat...
It got broke by my silver spoon...
OH SHIT THERES MORE!!!!
EXTERMINATE£$@

 

by Fox
4-23-06
Please say this is a dream...
It would onli be a dream if you where makin out with a model...
Im out of here...
EXTERMINATE£$@

 

by Fox
4-23-06
Oh man i have nearli ran out of Coffee...
Dont worry my 3 headed pigeon will get you some ....
Err yer sure but remember Vote Larence In the local elections..
Finally A Bar hey mate cudnt lend us a cuple of quid cud u?

 

by Fox
4-23-06
My cups empti IM GOING CRAZY...
hey man my pigs got a shrink you can go there if you like
What the hell are you doing here?
Hey im the 1 lost you should be happy you probobli got all the soldiers ammo....

 

by Fox
4-23-06
cof cof yer positive....
OK So your sure it was a 3 headed pigeon who killed the jamaican dude...
I knew they wouldnt believe me....

 

by Fox
4-23-06
It wosnt me?
Okay u have been arrested for killing a inter galactic creature...
The Finale
I have found you...
No the police found us ...

 

by Fox
4-23-06
...so finally i picked up my axe and chopped the bugars hed off ....
Why cant he just shut the fuk up ...
...but then another batty boy alein appeared so i ran.....
im hungry and i hate bein in here with you hey raw rabbit will do to me....
I knew this wud happen ....
Okay we puttin you in a new cell cos you tried to eat your cell m8...

 

by Fox
4-23-06
Okay boys take me to the desert i gt a special some1 to visit...
OKay get me the MI5...
U no what Boss What if i dont want 2
ITS BLONDE!!!
WHAT ITS BLONDE!!!
Looks like you will neva get rid of me...

 

by Fox
4-23-06
Hey can i borro your Cup?
i Sed Hey can i borro your Cup?
Hello...
Purple grass and yellow dogs...

 

by Fox
4-23-06
Hey Bill i got sumit to admit....
what you can trust me...
well i killed the boss...
Dont worry ur secrets safe with me..
The Next day...
This is why i talk to my parrot...
Hy Bunnyman your under arrest a strange man holdin a cup of coffee told us you killed da Boss...

 

Hes needs a cup of coffee...
I was onli lookin for the kettle...
by Fox, 4-23-06

 

by Fox
4-23-06
Hey Kids this is an announcement. Me and Bob have been doing some unbehaviorable stuff...
For example, Smoking, Drinking, Killing and swearing.
But remember kids we do not do this in reality.
And either shud you.
Later on...
Hey Bob you got the smokes from the kid down the road.
Yer i saw him in the pubso i asked him but he wouldnt let me have any so i killed him ...

 

by Fox
4-23-06
Why are you not dead?
I heard you on the phone and paid the cabin boy to stand in for me...
Well you cant escape from me Now...
Hey Look over there its Ronaldihno...
Ohhhhh where?

 

Strange isnt it?
Excuse me do you no where the toilet is....
I wouldnt wanna go there if I were you...
by Fox, 4-23-06

 

by Fox
4-24-06
Hey Bob i just got an invitation to Scooby Island wana cum?
Isnt that like 5 miles away..
We will get the bus then...
Get the bus, No buses go there we are gona have to walk it...
The trip begins...
Im glad i've got my Cup Of Coffee...
And i have my axe ...

 

by Fox
4-24-06
OKay can we stop for a bit im shattered...
We have just walked out the bar man ....
A while later...
Okay we can go now...
3 hours 30 minutes of sitting down on a bench
Hey my coffee needed warming up...
Whateva ...

 

by Fox
4-24-06
I say we split up...
You go left and ill go right...
Excuse me which ways scooby island...
errrr i dunno butndo you want sum smiles
Next left, right, then through the tunnel ...
Excuse me where is Scooby Island...

 

by Fox
4-25-06
Oh no The Boss is planning to attack the queen of england.It says so on his website...
Plan 3429: Take over england and turn Army on Blonde...
Hello who is it?
James Blonde its the boss ive got you surrounded there is no way unless you give up now you have no chance...
Aha i no your plan Boss its on your website but you have missed out 3421...
tried it, lost half the army and my Dad... CUM UP WITH YOUR HANDS FOLDED!!!

 

by Fox
4-25-06
You will neva make me Boss why cant you be a good guy?
Because... when i was in Agent School... i bugged the phones and heard this..
Flash Back...
Lets see then ...
The transformation is complete, the drugs have been taken all the kids are fulli robotilised Agents
Oh i understand now so really the MI5 are the culprits. Well why dont we team up and defeat the druggies...
Deal meet me outside tomoro night in the old prison down the road...

 

by Fox
4-27-06
correct...
Welcome to hell i see you have been chosen as a reaper
okay but..
Your first assignment is a little girl
first wheres the coffee machine ...

 

by Fox
4-27-06
Okay Boss whats this shit on Druggies...
well Blonde the MI5 Drug kids to becum spys...
So whats the plan?
Ive got a basic map in my ship but while im here ...
We need to get into the Base of MI5 and take a sample of these drugs...thats you but you may need some assistents...
I no just the guy...

 

by Fox
4-27-06
So is your Back up ready ...
Its sorted Boss but theres one thing i need to know...
Whats that then?
What is your real name?
ahhh well lets make a deal if you can finish this mission then ill tell you?
DEAL!!!

 

by Fox
4-27-06
just outside MI5 Headquarters...
As eva as ill eva be Blonde..
OKay Matt you ready?
Just to warn you this could be the most dangerous mission u may eva do in your life
Look i have been ataked by Lions, nawed on by Bears this is easy compared to wat ive been up 2
Jeez man Im supposed to be the tough one in this series

 

by Fox
4-27-06
Sure thing Blonde...
Okay Chris you go Kill him why i hak into the main frame?
(noise of typing) You ok in there Chris?
Yer im fyn James just hurri up?
Hold your hrseys im tryin to find the storage room code?
Hey that hurt,, stop that,, AHHH you shudnt hav dun that...

 

by Fox
4-27-06
U ok Chris that sounded painful...
yer thx you got the Code?
Yer its COLABOTTLES
Kk which ways the Storage room?
..... I reely shud remember things heh?
nvm i think i saw a sign for it anyway...

 

by Fox
4-27-06
Man i cant help wonderin what them 2 r up 2 maybe i shud call them?
Hey Blonde hows things goin ova there...
Yer alls lookin good if i dont say myself, hard work though fightin off all these Agents...
Just doin it right now?
HELP ME BLONDE?

 

by Fox
4-27-06
Deep deep deep inside MI5 hqs...
I know, i know bring the 2 to me personaly hehehe " reaper gauge"
Boss Boss theres been a breakin all security measures our down what do we do?
Bak to Blonde...
What in hell is that it looks like the Dev...
... so now were only a few doors away from the storage room...
After a sudden switch ova...
He wont notice will he?
... hey i can see the storage room come on?

 

by Fox
4-27-06
IM takin you to a dark place...
AHHH Its the Devil...
Wait you cant beat me im a catholic?
I try to warn them, im a protestant ...

 

by Fox
4-27-06
Im about to show you the reaon why im here?
This is the most scariest thing eva created...
Hey
what u lookin at??

 

by Fox
4-27-06
What are you doing here?
I got lost in the storm..
What storm tell me the truth?
Neva im not saying anything...
Volume 3 coming soon...
Oh I think you will hehe...

 

by Fox
4-28-06
Hey Bill i wana no why we act so stupid?
Well Bob its probobli the creator why dont you ask him?
Hey Writer why u make us so stupid i hate you!!!
Scribble scribble scribble
Hey thats not fair?

 

by Fox
4-28-06
Hey Bob what you doing...
cry cry cry cry Nothing ...
Oh no did she dump you....... That means...
sob sob sob sob sob sob
Killing Spree!!!!!!!!!!
Hey you come here?

 

by Fox
4-28-06
Hey can i boro you for a minute?
Yer sure...
Thats a record 12 seconds...
Got any tisues ?
Can we stop this please?
Excuse me you see this axe ...

 

by Fox
4-28-06
What u lookin at?
errr nuthing...
Look you gota stop this...
every time u get dumped ...
Hey Fatguy....

 

by Fox
4-28-06
The names Acey, Tick Acey...
Wrong Comic this iz james blondes hood...

 

by Fox
5-04-06
Hey Tyler how did the Job interview go?
Well not well actually...
why?
well lets just say this is the reason why im nown as timmy the pervert...
Oh no you didnt try and rape the Security gaurd?
even worse the security Dog...

 

by Fox
5-04-06
Help me !!!
Yer mmm.. gota change ma machine now im alone...

 

by Fox
5-05-06
A Plane is on fire and the people on the plane dont ever think they'll survive...
A Doctor, a Millionaire, a child, a rok singer, a hunter and a ex-soldier....
Lost season One coming to stripcreator now!!!

 

by Fox
5-05-06
Hey someone else who is still aliveare they're anymore survivers...
I have looked around and i think there is something strange about this island?
Why do you think that? someone will get us soon there shud be a message out now!!!
No in the forest there are whispers and strange grunting noises
Suddenly there is a large grunting noise...
Did you here that noise?
I told you so ....

 

by Fox
5-09-06
Hey whats your name im Jack?
My name comes to no concern to you.
Hey your alive? where are all your clothes?
I had to use them as bandages for my Cock
No seriously why?
Folo me...

 

by Fox
5-09-06
Where are we going?
Wait here ill be bak in a couple of minutes.
What the hell its a little dog?
Oh man i cant wait to eat you!!
Find out what happens next time....
It needed a little bit of salt and i would of been a full course...

 

by Fox
5-10-06
So Jack finds someone else..
Hey Dude werent you on the plane when it crashed?
Yer but sumhow i escaped.What about you?
Same are there any more?
Yer ut not alot?
Where?
Look over there!

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