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We spent most of our time at camp together...
Isn't this great Ben?
You know what? It is.
The Summer Months Passed Quickly...
Wow, we get along so well..
It's amazing; I can spend time away from the computer with her..
When camp ended, we went home, separating, but promising to keep in touch
Don't lose my e-mail, k Ben?
...never.

 

We kept in touch online
Hi Gerry! How are ya?
Wow, what nice wooden walls and berber carpet...
I'm great, Ben...you?
Eventually, though, my family moved, and I saw Ben on the sidewalk...it must have been fate.
Gerry! It's so great to see you! How did you get here?
Hey Ben! My family moved!

 

So, that's how I met Ben. We've been together ever since.
Gary?
Helloo?!
*snap* Oh! Wow, I'm sorry, I was lost in thought. That was a great story.

 

You didn't fall asleep, did you Gary?
Of course not! I was thinking about your story, really it was that interesting.
Really?
Yeah, you should..write or something.
I barely passed English last year...
Well, your teacher must've been a fool to miss the genius in your stories.

 

Wtf...Where am I?!
You are having a dream, a dream, of *dun dun dun* a possible future!
So, is this my fault?
Kind of...more one of your friends'...
So...I'm supposed to do something about it?
Just a moment...here's how you are to prevent this future...wait while I flip my sign...

 

To everything?
This is all I can give ya man, sorry...
Well...that was umm, odd..?
Jared! Your friend (what was it again honey?) Gary is on the phone!
I hope he doesn't ask for anything...

 

I love this speaker phone stuff...
Hello? Jared?
No.
Come on, I know it's you. What's up?
No.
Umm...yeah, so, I'm bored...wanna do somethin?

 

..sure! Whaddya want to do?
I dunno yet. Any ideas?
Iunno...umm...
Hm...
...
...

 

Just say no! ....what?
You wanna go bug Ben?
Uh...no.
What?!
I can't agree...but I forget why...
...

 

Dude...I'm coming over there.
No!
I don't care what you say; you need my help
Help?
Sure bud, be right over.

 

And....we're back!
Dude- I want my clothing back...
Well, tell that to the thing that ate it, k?
Ate?
You forgot again?
Forgot?
That amnesia potion sure looked like a healing potion...

 

Are you sure that we should have taken the spacesuit?
Do you -want- to go back to just boxers?
Well, no..but...the guy wearing it was-
Me!
..!

 

..!
So what's an astronaut doing in this cave?
I crashed.
..!
..!
Then...where's the ship and the debri and the damage to the cave and

 

Actually, I don't know...I ejected from the cockpit, so I fell a distance away...
Well..that was a delayed reaction..
So..umm...can I join you?

 

And so, Gary welcomed the ghost into the group while Jared lie comatose on the ground...
Look at the pretty kiwis...
Sure, we needed 3 group members to fill the quota anyway.
Really? You'll let me join your group?! Yay! The void in my soul is filled!
x.x; dizziness...
Why is the room zooming around like that?
Man, we need to X-ray your brain again?!

 

Gary...remind me again why I'm walking through a cave with you and a ghost while wearing a spacesuit...
You volunteered.
When?
You asked for help...I'm helping.
Ooh! Ooh! I'm helping, too!
..rrrright.

 

I hear something..
Well..what is it?
*creep* *creak* *fo'shizzle*
not sure...
heh heh heh heh...
Well...is someone gonna look??

 

BURN!!
Gah!
Toasty!
*sizzle*
Erm...Gary, either start running or move outta my way!
And just abandon our team member? No way; we're fighting!

 

APIFY!
Huh?
You will all fall to me!
This really bites...
Excuse me, sir...
Hm?

 

I cast ownage!
Please oh please roll a 1!!
Ba-na-na
See? I told you he should be in our group!
Yaay! I win!

 

So, what should we do about our apish friend?
I want a banana...

 

So, what should we do about our apish friend?
I want a banana...
Do you have a banana??
Not sure...I kinda like him this way..
True...but still...it seems like it would be the right thing, to change him back.
Where are the bananas?

 

...
So how do you propose that we fix him?
Well, I don't know the general procedure...I'd assume we need lots of anesthesia...
Huh?
...
Heh, heh...okay. We're not vets; we'd probably end up killing Jared.

 

Looks like the artist has forgotten us again.. you can return to your actual form now..
Or not...
Do you think Gary will mind that we left him with that monkey character?
Well, if he does, I'll just have to write that emotion out..

 

She's.. she's leaving us!?
Yeah.. this sucks. I can't believe she'd leave us for something that won't always be a comic and she'll almost always have to draw..
It's not even funny half the time!
Well, can't we take that as consolation?
http://www.cauliflauer.goduck.net
But, what'll happen to us?
Who knows.. we may be lucky enough to make cameo appearances in her new site..

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