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by GreenwindII
8-05-05
Alright!
So when are we going to try to get off this island?
Shh. I'm getting a high score.
Wait. How the hell are you able to play that here?!
Look man, I've been wondering the same thing ever since I started on Super Mario Brothers 2.

 

by GreenwindII
8-05-05
Can you spot the difference in the next panel!?
Hi, I'm a bum. I drink my own urine and think that global warming exists.
Hi, I have an associate's degree in business.
That's right. There is no difference.

 

by GreenwindII
8-05-05
Well, all I can say is, well, HAX.
Thanks Death. You really helped.

 

by GreenwindII
8-05-05
So, as I was saying before..
AHHH! EVERYTHING IS JUST PAIN!!
Jerk.
Hours later.
*unzip*

 

by GreenwindII
8-05-05
Ow! *crunch* *bam* *smack*
HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO SEE ANYTHING IN THIS DARKNESS?
Blake, is that you?
Hello!? Who said that?
Blake... You're trapped in the closet again, aren't you?

 

by GreenwindII
8-06-05
*boing*

 

by GreenwindII
8-06-05
The Politician.
Bush is so stupid, that I have nothing to back that up.
The Race Card.
Ever wonder why there are no Chinese on Cops? Me too.
The Rebel.
For the love of God, people! I'm seriously on fire! SEND FOR HELP!!

 

by GreenwindII
8-06-05
I finally realized something. Every time somebody uses the phrase "well, this isn't a popularity contest,"they're right. Take the presidency. It's not based on popular vote. Some people don't get it.
I'm asian. I CAN'T VOTE. This doesn't concern me at all.

 

by GreenwindII
8-08-05
Hey there hot stuff. Tee hee.
Wait a minute.
Moustache ride, five dollars.
Something's odd here.
GOD DAMMIT! I ASKED FOR MILLER LITE, NOT BUD LITE! This is the last time I'm coming to THIS gay bar.

 

by GreenwindII
8-11-05
Hmm. Okay.. Stay calm..
Maybe if I just.. Move a bit more..
Alright, Plan B. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP ME! MY FUCKING LEGS WERE CUT OFF BY A FUCKING CHAINSAW WIELDING BASTARD! AGGGHHH!

 

by GreenwindII
8-11-05
Meet Pumpky, the Public Service Announcement Pumpkin.
Please, Drink Responsibly this Halloween.
2000 fatalities happen every holiday, thanks to drunk drivers.
And don't forget: At Ciruntugha Motors, WE BUY USED CARS!!

 

by GreenwindII
8-11-05
Now it's time for the funniest comic of all! Introducing: FRED, THE FUNNIEST MAN EVER BORN!... Fred?
... What do you mean that character was shot fifty times in the chest, had those bullet holes raped, and was then burned alive from the stomach down?
Well, what a waste THAT was.

 

by GreenwindII
8-11-05
Hah, that sure was some blood splatter, there, kid.
Good thing I'm here to save you!
.... Kid?

 

by GreenwindII
8-11-05
Mrs. Wilkenson! You're the million dollar grand prize winner of Pub-
OH! Ohhh! Ah! Right there! Yeah!
Mrs. Wilkenson, is that you?
Look man, you ain't seen nothin!
Uh. You still want the giant check?

 

by GreenwindII
8-11-05

 

by GreenwindII
8-11-05
Look, I'm sorry..
I didn't know that was your sister.
Or that she was only three.

 

by GreenwindII
8-11-05
THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS KICKASSARY ALWAYS PREVAILS!

 

by GreenwindII
8-11-05
Uh, hello there..
What, no chocolate or loose cigs?
Sorry, I'm a bit new to this prison rape thing.

 

by GreenwindII
8-12-05
Please ignore those last few comics. At the time, my brain was a vat of goo. Sexy goo, but goo none-the-less.

 

by GreenwindII
8-13-05
My stomach feels like it's full of bees.
...
Even for YOU, that's a bizarre description.

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