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by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
"Thankyou for your time Jason"
So..when shall we go LIVE with the evil one?
SILENCE! I'm watching channel THREE.
EMERGENCY BROADCAST MESSAGE
We Here at Channel 3.25 would like to take this time to announce the truth
END EMERGENCY BROADCAST
We now return to your stupid regular TV show.
I'm not freakin' dead you retarded fools. AND I'M WATCHING ALL OF YOU!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
back at the Bunker of Justice...
You did that right thing, My apprentice.
Ah..but I can't help but feel that this will only bring more trouble.
That's the point.
Oh. Right. Got it.

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
In Smurfy's house of grooviness.
::click click:: Man..Jason's sill alive.. he's one tough killer right there.
Kill Him Skwirl
HEY SMURFY HAHAHA I HEARD JASON WAS ALIVE AND THAT'S REALLY WEIRD BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE WAS NOT ALIVE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
AND THEN AFTER I BECAME A GUY AGAIN I SAID MAN THAT WAS WEIRD AND WHY DO I THINK IN CAPS BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
MOUTH BECOMES SHUT NOW! Sorry smurfy, Skwirl went to vegas. HAHAHA! SO LONG CHET I MEAN CHAD!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
Back in the lair of evil with Carl and Melanie...
Seek out...."Smurfy Gang"...Yes..seek them all out..
YES! HAHAHA! GO AND KILL THE SMURFY GANG!
Uh oh..
YES..Yes...yes...wait..Who are YOU?
CHIRP!
Haha. AXE IN THE BACK! Man, that never gets old, i tell you what.
BWHAHAHAHA!! VEGAS HERE I COME!
What a cute widdle squirrel!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
At the local resturaunt...
....
....
Er...
MY EYE!
Screw this man...

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
Down by Mr. Cowboy's house..
Hmm...A victim..
Oh now what the heck is THIS thing. I ain't gettin' eaten again, forget that.
Hmm...He thinks I'm going to eat him..haha..
GET OFF MY LAND FOOL!
THAT'S what THIS grim reaper does..
HOLY POTATO WEDGES!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-27-04
Mr. KowBoi continues on the path of destruction.
Poor Mr. KowBoi. But quickly! WARN THE OTHERS!
Stupid fire.

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-27-04
Smurfy is sound asleep.
ZZZZZzzzzzz....
ZZZZZZZZZ...z.z...z.z.....zzzz..
Brooke is the alarm/evil
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY HOUSE!
RING RING HAHAHA HEY SMURFY I KNOW I WOKE YOU UP BUT IT DOESNT MATTER HEY I HAVE NO RIDE BUT I WILL GO ANYWAY JUST TO LET YOU KNOW YEAH I KNOW WELL OKAY WELL ALRIGHT ILL SEE YOU AFTER MY RAP CD ENDS!!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-27-04
The evil thing enters the park.
Bah...Boring job..oh..LOOK..a CHILD...
HAHAAH FOUR EYES LOL U SUXUR
Hahaha. Look at that stupid kid.
I'm going to kill him painfully.
OMG LOL U HAV NO EYEZ!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-27-04
Ah, the stupid kid. His flame is gonna rock.
....Yelling..painful..EARS..BURN!
AN AND AND I BET U R SINGLE 2 ARNT U I BET U SUK AT EVERTHIN DONT U!
Oh YES is that refreshing!
Screw this man...
HAHAHA U SUK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Wait a minute....Who the heck is HE.
MY TURN
Duuuuuu...U still suck..GAHH! NOOOOOOO!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-27-04
News channel 3, official station for "Smurfy Gang"
Yeah..so...New bad guy killing people now. Apprently killed a cowboy and the kid WTFRU wouldn't absorb. Who cares. here's a clip.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
We're so cancelled..wait a minute..since when can I think?
I don't know about you, but I would REALLY love to laugh at that. How did we get that clip anyway?

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-27-04
"How did we get that clip anyway?"
It's...It's....IT'S MORPHING TIME
er..morphing.....morph..
SMURFY BECOMES SUPERHEROOOO
NOW I AM READY! HAHA! Bring on the EVILLLLLL!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-27-04
Meanwhile smury's date becomes angered
^_^
O.o
THE >\ FACE OF DOOM!
>\

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-27-04
The evil thing prepares it's next attack
Let's see...who's my next target..
HMMMM
Watch out Agent Skwirl!!!
Look out....FLAME ON
AGENT SKWIRL GETZ U! HAHAHAHAHA

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-27-04
In the lair of doom
....You know I hate smurfy right?
YYYYep...
Carl is bored by these boring bored events
Ah..GOOD...HAHAHAHAHAAAA
I wonder what The evil thing is doing now....
SUDDENLY
You freakin' stay away from me with that stick man.
Er...I don't have a sprite for that..

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-27-04
Hott chick, waiting for smurfy...
Sigh...
Smurfy arrives!
Oh! Smurfy! <3!!!
Hey babe! I'm SOO sorry I'm late, I had to fight some feral Monkeys.
Monkies with flamethrowers are bad monkies.
Shall we go to the resturaunt now?
...You missed a MONKEY YOU MORON

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-27-04
Meanwhile, an alliance is forming...
So..ah..You are one sneaky squirrel eh?
Yep...I have 2 sprites, just like you. I can't put my axe down either. And please, My name is Agent Skwirl.
So ah...
Yep..
You wanna do this destroy the smurfy gang thing together?
HAHAHAHAHA YES! THEY SHALL ALL FEED MY ACORNS!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-27-04
Back with Smurfy and "Hott chick"
I think my blood flow is getting used to this...
Yeah sure, let me make me feet punch in the number here.
Ah...Man..Can I have two Number 6 value meals?..er..
No I'm freakin' not.
You're not going to do anything at all are you.

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-27-04
With Byron and Brooke
....
So, You know, in IRON CHEFURUUU they had this guy with a guinea fowl and he did this cool thing where he stuffed it then he pulled out this sword thing..
....
And then..uh..then he took..this..this thing..
Say what now?
Your iPod sucks.

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-27-04
Hmm..something fishy..
HAHAHAHA
WHOA!!!
The alliance is proving to be evvvvilll!
MAMA MIA!
Ha. TOO easy.
Sweet? WHA?!
Man that was freakin' AWESOME.
I tell you what man. This is waaaay evil. Evil as in WAY FREAKIN SWEET.

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-27-04
KowBoi's place...
He is ON THE MOVE
Freakin' wind.

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-27-04
Lee's House.
.....Bwarsh?
EMERGENCY BROADCAST!
CHANNEL 3.5 EMERGENCY ALERT!
HAHAHA! ACOOOOORRRRNNN!
WE NOW HAVE INVISIBILITY CLOAKS!
Oh no! DOOM IS CERTAIN!
FEAR OUR SIMPLE SPRITE PATTERNS!
YOU ARE ALL SO SCREWED!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-27-04
Back on the corrupt channel 3 news...
Idiots.
WELCOME TO CHANNEL 3 NEWS. THE NEWS SHOW THAT DOES THE NEWS IN CAPS. Sometimes. HERES A CLIP! OF..uh..something...
HAHAHAHA ACCOOOORNNS
GASPPP!!!
Apprently..the..squirell guy is now helping the black thing. And our desks just broke.

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-27-04
Back at lee's house which we were at before the broadcast which was after lee's house..
I must ..tell..smurfy..SQUIRREL!
That..uh...that...uh..
HE SPEAKS!
SILENCE WOMAN!
Wait..who were you again?

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-27-04
Lee questions the green thing...
Bwarsh...Uh..Who were you again?
I am here to...do....things..
....
GIVE ME YOUR FREAKING BRAIN

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-27-04
Suspicioussss
But..I mean like...who sent you?
Uhhhh....I'm..pretty sure..it wasn't you..
In the place where the other guy was sent from...
YES! THE BEING IS NOW PRESENT IN THE SMURFY KINGDOM!
Excellent....yes...
Another NEMESIS arises...
EXACTLY! WE SHALL CONQUER, IN CAPS!
SOON WE SHALL REVEAL OURSELVES TO THEM!! THEN! WE! SHALL! CONNNQUUER!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-27-04
In the bunker of Justice..
So..there are TWO enemie camps now...
HEE HEE! MONITORING SOFTWARE HAS BEEN INSTALLED!
Hmm..Now this complicates things..
HAHA! BOMBS!
Perhaps now...would be a good time..for us to use.."The BOMB"
You may be right ...Maybe..but..ah..Yeah..screw it let's just blow them up.

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-27-04
Countdown......Five...Four..
Three...TWO..CLEAR RAMP..
ON...O..oh wait, sorry, we didn't light the fuse.

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-27-04
LAUNCH!
(The fuse has alot of string)
OW!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-28-04
After the BOMB!
They hit the wrong freaking continent.
Crap!!!
w00t!
HAHAHAHA! WE ARE INVINCIBLE!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-28-04
In the BUNKER OF JUSTICE
You know, Jason..
...Shutup..
You missed the whole continent
I SAID SHUTUP

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-28-04
At the high school freshmen orientation..
HAHAHAHA! LOLOLOLOL WUT IZ THIS PLAYCE?!
I MEAN WUUUT IS THIIIS PLACCCEE..LOLOLOL
LOL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
BWARSH! FRESHMEN DIEEEE!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-28-04
Back at the chatting wall....
So how many you kill?
Hmm.. I'd say about ...10 or so...BWARSHHHH..
...<3
LEE I LOVE YOU
GIMME MONEY...a..ar..BWHAHAA YES I KNOW!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-28-04
While Skwril and The evil thing continue stalking
So who should we go after next?
Hmmmm...CHAD.
Meanwhile..at chad's place.
KILLLLLLLL!
HAHAHA. LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
Chad! You have revealed the location of the smurfy gang! No!
HAHAHAHAHA! w00000t!
MY EYE! MY FREAKING EYE!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-28-04
Man. What a rush. it's like..It's like I'm MY OWN DRUG NOW.
MY NOSE! WHERE'S MY NOSE!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-28-04
Meanwhile, smurfy's date goes well..
^.^
Man..it's been way groovy. I'll see you at this crappy resturaunt again next week
^.^
RUN SMURFY
^.^
Right..right..^.^..well..er..Yeah...Later

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-28-04
Well. Looks like the smurfy gang is once again under attack.
(Thats KowBoi!)
So..lemme get this straight.
You got blown up by a renegade killer squirrel and the ultimate evil?
Yes, how many blasted times do I have to say it!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-28-04
The unknown nemesis reports back to base...
Come in base...Come in...
What do you freakin' WANT
I...uh...Lost the one called lee.
GO KICK HIM IN THE FACE
YESSS! NOW SHALL I DO SO AS I HAVE BEE..Uh..What?

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-28-04
Smurfy has returned to his room of weirdness
Ah..let's see whats been going on..
...Blasted pop-up ad's.
Wait a minute..Brooke isn't a POP UP AD
MOUNTAIN DEW!
Haha. CHEFUURRUUUU. >\ You're face is sooo funny upside down.

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-28-04
The lair of EEEEVIL!
OMG HOW IS THE ULTIMATE EVIL THING DOING?
he just blew up CHAD! HAHA!
DUDE WHY DONT YOU TURN AROUND...WHAT?!
Thank God someone finally said it.
TURN AROUND AND LOOK ME IN THE CLEAVAGE!
It's a retard SYMPHONY in here, dude, SHUTUP

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-28-04
Look's like another evil plot of the MelanieAndCarl gang of DOOM! I MUST CONQUER THE EVIL!
I AM ULTIMATE SUPER HERO SMURFY
WOOF!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-28-04
THE GREEN BEING FROM BEYOND THE HOUSE HAS ARRIVED TO ...STAND HERE
Now I shall...uh..sek...seek...Wha?
Who the heck are you?
I AM FROM BEYOND YOUR HOUSE.
....Wha?!
?

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-28-04
Smurfy interrogates the thing
So..uh..what's your name there...eh...
I was recruited by the controller of the SOCK PUPPET MASTER who's indentity is unknown. My mission is to annoy the crap out of you and Lee. But I need the location of JASON. HAHAHA
Er...why?
Now THATS logic, right there.
Because the sock puppet TOLD me too you IDIOT

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-28-04
Looks like..Chad and Byron...or whats LEFT of chad...
It seems the ashes communicate by means of TELEPATHY!
There is no way I'm going to inhale you dude.
DO IT BYRON! DO IT FOR CHAD!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-28-04
Check out that wild communication device!
Smurfy..Come in..SMURFY..
"Come in..SMURFY.."
AHA! JASON! I NOW HAVE YOUR LOCATION! HAHAHA!
...What?

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-28-04
TELEPORTED!
HAHAHA "LOL" MY MASTER WHO IS REALLY -----
Oh screw this man...one...3....1...2..
BOOM!
My my, Jason, You killed that green thing with a SPLAT and WHOOSH effect! wow!
Freakin' Hippie alien space scum.

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-28-04
The ultimate evil thing in for his annual report
So I'm back..for my..annual..report..back for my report..
We hired someone new.
MY NAME IS HANNAH> &#^#@* ^&^#^#@!!! My ONLY thought is how STUPID I can make you look! BY SINGING EMO SONG LYRICS. You *#^#*!!!
....
Can I leave now?
Hurry, before melanie sees you.

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-28-04
A new rap music video.
YOOOO! YO YO YO YO!
Everybody dance like USHHHERRR
Lee HATES Usher!
YO YO Y-OH CRAP! NOOOO!
BWARSSSSSHHHH

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-28-04
SO..LOL...UR NAME IS HANNAH?
&#&@&! &@^&#&!!! AND BEFORE I #&$^ YOUR *##&#@ AHHH!!!!
Hannah has a speedy lip.
Y DO U YELL SO MUCH DAWG I h8 U
*#&#@& MY LIFE SUXURZ.

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-28-04
Smurfy goes to the bunker of justice for the first time
Well..man..thank's for finally lettin' me come into the Bunker Of Justice.
Truly...I tried to contact you earlier but this green thing hijacked your connection
EGADS!
So I freakin SHOT it's blasted annoying brain eating alien self.

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