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by Gryffalio
1-26-06
Heres our super-leaders of Imperium...
Hi my names Unicron
My names Liq
Oh no, mr.inferioritycomplex Faramir..
We're the HCs of Imperium...
Leaders?! AHHHHH MOMMY I'M AFRAID OF LEADERS COS I CAN'T COPE WITH NOT BEING MOMMYS SPECIAL LITTLE BOY :S
Poor old Unicron...
Its my clothes isn't it? I knew I shouldn't have worn those shoes...

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
Back at home, politicians sit Over lunch discussing this ...
Drunken 'ooligan!
In the desert the fuse is lit, I'm the one who has to deal with it
He's gonna get himself killed one of these days
Seems like a touch - a touch too much... Too much for my body, too much for my brain...
I'd say YOU'VE had a bit too much...

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
Its TUCH TU MUCH Bitch... Pzz off yeh stpd wman git awee tyer job!!! *stumbles*
*silence*
Yeh dats wut i fowt bi-
CALL ME A BITCH ONE MORE TIME AND YOUR GONNA WISH YOU NEVER BEEN BORN
BIT-
YOU ASKED FOR IT

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
The following scene has been sensored as it involves immense pain and ferocity
Oh dear did I do that??
omg lol you got your arse kicked haha
-.-

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
... So can you help plz? Your more IRC savvy than I...
hmm... K....
Later that day...
whew that took a lot of time and patience... Plz don't ask anyone else.
k.
Next day...
AGAIN?!.... Ok.... *grumble*

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
Gryff... Can you help this n00beh plz???
Lemme guess... SMS told you I was a wonderfull charismatic n00b-helper? >=[
*whistles innocently*
-.- ok
Gryff can you-
NO!!!!!!

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
yey Flemmish independance!
Flemmish rule :)
Flemmish independance = good
Lets get it started then :D
I'll get the weapons, you guys can get the transport and hostages...
*begin plotting*

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
See you cudda had one of my scans if I wasn't banned from #Cimmeria
K thx I already have one :P
Yeh or one of mine...
...
Oh wait... I don't have any
-.-

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
I'm sending over HARD-Fi songs btw, tell me if you like any of them.
K thanx
K sent them.
Wow Stars of CCTV is veeery good. There are few things that really speak out to my heart like this one.
k... RIV so.... A song about some guy getting caught commiting crimes on cctv by the police speaks out to your heart? :o
eehmz... Yeah =]

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
Outside #Cimmeria... Erm... Again...
Wait for him to come out then we can jump him...
Yeh then we can ransom him for access to #Cimmeria
The two miscrients attack poor Aldar...
NOW!
???
Never pick a fight with a scary evil tough guy like Aldar...
Ok... I see the problem... You don't have any arrows for that bow
Why did you squeel "Mommy help me!"? :s

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
Meanwhile in #Cimmeria...
You watch tennis??? Of your own free will???
Especially when sharapovas playing, just close your eyes and listen ;)
Oh but they don't like it for the sport... As such...
Sick bastard :P
Gryff.. i do.. and i like it. mostly women tennis.. sharapova :o
Gryff.. sharapova is great tennisser.. it isn't about her looks :p
Dont make a comic out of this one or i KEEL you mofo.

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
I wonder what happened to that Angel chap...
mwuhahahaha
Dude wheres Piglett gone?
We will give him back if you make a speech on how great GoCi is then lock yourself in our dungeon
I really don't know why I sacrificed myself for Piglett... I don't even know the guy...
de ja vu...

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
Righty-ho... Well now you can get me out of here, thanks...
NOT SO FAST! I want you to agree to this list first...
0h my... word... This one... number 62: I won't call you a bitch again? Aiight then... Biatch I agree :)
.... .... .... Goodbye Tim.... *walks away*
Fuck... Shit.... Bollocks... GRR... I agreed to her list >=[

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
It is with great pleasure, and not due to the gun being pointed at me, that I would like to announce I am joining Mutiny...
*coughHELP THEY ARENT FEEDING ME!cough*
And i'm... Back... Damnit... I should've pressed the Hyperdrive button on his spaceship... He'd off been knocked flying :(

 

by Gryffalio
1-27-06
Kytheroid joins Mutiny...
Ok Proteus, Your officer now.
When do i get to Officer things??
Erm... You don't?
But I wanna prove myself
*mumbles* I think you proved yourself with Forgotten Soldiers */mumbles*

 

by Gryffalio
1-27-06
Olie becomes an idiot Viking...
IRC rules forums have no place in the world... I created them and now we're not gonna use them.
Riight... So when I'm at school I can't defend and people at work can't defend or tel anyone what they sent cos they can't use IRC??
.... FS i taken so long over this thing trying to organise it and now you making me depressed *commits suicide*
Have you ever defended Gryff? Have you ever organised defence??
Yes I had to organise my own gals defence despite it not being my job -.-
Cheese

 

by Gryffalio
1-27-06
hmm nobody posted on the forums... I'm at school with no messaging clients... I guess he's ok....
Later that day...
Gryff he needed defence why didn't you send?
Nobody posted on the forums -.-

 

by Gryffalio
1-27-06
Ok I'm at school with no messaging client and nobody posted anything on the forums... I'll send to be safe.
Later that day...
Gryff why did you send there he was covered? Now we need defence at Liqs place!
Nobody posted on the forums -.-

 

by Gryffalio
1-27-06
Don't give them this crap about DoW crumbling either otherwise they'll think they can pick us off.
I didn't I-
And we WILL work things out and the alliance WILL be okay! *rants*... *waits for applause*
...
Well?
I was just wondering if you had finished talking to me so forcefully as if I was a two year old or not?

 

by Gryffalio
1-27-06
Mwuhahahahaha >=]
GoCi great... *dribbles*
Listen Gryff... I over-reacted to GoCi before Theyr really great actually and stuff...
OMG they got to him too
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

 

by Gryffalio
1-27-06
Alas everywhere I turn there are mental people...
Mutiny... AUS has gone mental he's been brainwashed by GoCi!
Join us Gryff... You know we're right...
He's got a gun :S
???!!!
ONE OF US!!!
:S
Luke join us, and we can rule the galaxy together!!! Father and son!!!... Oops sorry... Wrong strip... Join us Gryff! :)

 

by Gryffalio
1-27-06
Further reasons why using the forums would be a good idea...
Hey... Dyou need any help???
Yeh... This is our gal status...
Ok heres the scans on two of them... I'll send to the EMP one
This is the scans on two of them... You should send to the EMP one
-.-
-.-

 

by Gryffalio
1-27-06
Trigger Happy nubs = bad...
Proteus want do something
You shot Hazard...
Yey! Haighy85 :D
I'm giving you 3 seconds to run!

 

by Gryffalio
1-27-06
An ordinary Study Period at school...
Hi Sir :)
Hey Tim.
Wonder whats going on in PIA
Tim! Why weren't you in Economics???
Erm... I was... You didn't notice me?
I'm pretty sure you weren't...

 

by Gryffalio
1-27-06
Hey Tim... Ms. Aldred wants to see you cos you didn't turn up to PSCE...
SHIT... You said we didn't have it??
Rob said we didn't... I only realised when I was stupid enough to come into school anyway...
I'm never gonna be helping you out again -.-
MR NICHOL! Why weren't you at PSCE yesterday? And why did you miss the Tutor meeting last week?!
Erm... I did... Didn't you notice me? Thats gross missconduct I was unsupervised in lessons!

 

by Gryffalio
1-27-06
#Cimmeria and Chappers| has been given the password...
OMFG! I'm IN #Cimmeria!!! *gives galpin*
Ty i'll email him now :)
K... You can kick me now...
....
I'm going soft I swear...
*braces for impact*
... Why don't you stay a while? ...

 

by Gryffalio
1-27-06
Gryff... WTF are you talking about??? We recruited that guy then you lot gave him a space in your gal he was mutiny before he came to that gal.
....
So what on EARTH are you talking about??
....
oooh, i see, you mean him trying to recruit the rest of you?
....Yeh....

 

by Gryffalio
1-27-06
*Finishes his rendition of the Dangermouse Themetune*
Is it just me or does it sound alot like the Flinstones??
... No RIV its just you... Dangermouse owns...
Dangermouse owns most things.
Except the Clangers... Some gay pinck whistling things on one side, the badass soup dragon, Dangermouse and his pitiful assistant penfold on the other.... :D
just for the info Gryff, exactly how many of those weird looking pills did you take?

 

by Gryffalio
1-27-06
Damn I missed my ticks for the attacklaunch
Me too
Damn I missed too
Whats an Ely?
Lets just get it over with -.- *recalls fleet*
mmhmm with you there brotha *recalls fleet*

 

by Gryffalio
1-27-06
Gryff can I have a unit of 20:11:3 plz? thx
You already asked for one on another coord?!.... *hands over scan*
Gryff can I have a planetscan of 20:11:3 plz?
Do I LOOK like i'm made out of planet scans?
Yes... *cowers*
Fair enough... *hands over scan*

 

by Gryffalio
1-27-06
Gryff can I have a unitscan of 20:11:6?
GRRR!!!! -.- *hands over scan*
You KNOW he has 6 roids right?
Walking away
Waste of a scan....
GRYFF CAN U SCAN 13:9:1 FOR ME??!!

 

by Gryffalio
1-27-06
I'm off to sleep now.. Cya all.
Cya Chappers|
QUICK ALDAR! Help me make the channel Chappers proof!

 

by Gryffalio
1-28-06
Lol I logged in as RIV and you didn't notice!
Yes cos I regularly tease RIV about beddybyes
Whats beddybyes? :o
-.- nub

 

by Gryffalio
1-28-06
i have hears something strange, that novi are coop with dragons? and that is not right believe me.
...
and the reason to that goci do not want a alliance more, is since they belive we are working together with dragons... that is a lie
bern is a lot of odd things
tell me
im not saying u may know it all

 

by Gryffalio
1-28-06
But 6:5 was given as a NoVi gal, now they attack allies and we are told its not novi, 8:2 we had tagged as Dragons and you have 3 in there and don't know the others??
who gave u 6:5?
You gave Steve- 6:5.
well... fuck steve- this is last time i trust goci
i do think u need check ur gals and members

 

by Gryffalio
1-28-06
bern are 12:7 drags?? or ely???.... goci?dh?
i can check what i know.... I don't know exactly who they are.... They are propaly Ely/Hydra hows that?
one of em just scanned us..
Lets Pray :D
Prayings for wusses... I'm gonna smoke 'em if they attack
cheese

 

by Gryffalio
1-28-06
GoFFydUb... Oi! GoFFydUb... GoFFy!!!! Go prove yourself, organise some defence.
I post at forum *notice NEED DEFENCE* *notice NEED DEFENCE* *notice NEED DEFENCE*
Anybody got unit scans???
Don't need scan... ANTI FI/CO/FR/DE/CR/BS NEEDED!!!!!
GoFFydUb check for scanners, make them scan and organise defence accordingly.. c'mon man do your job
Wtf?? I'm not scanner...

 

by Gryffalio
1-28-06
So Lord what dyou want me to do? I post at forums and I post here.
*Discussion on none defence and spam of galstatus*
annyhow, i assume all is secure as GoFFydUb is awfully quiet
Lord_Caldazar: checked forum? i cant do magic, I post and no replyes simple as that.
Yes you posted *applause*... ok sorry, youindeed did all you could, my complaints were unfounded, excuse me
boobies

 

by Gryffalio
1-28-06
Gryff who's your galscanner?
I am
Aldar who's your galscanner?
Uni
*pins aldar to a wall* YOU ARE THE SCANNER UNI ISN'T ACTIVE ENOUGH YOU SHOULD BE THE SCANNER... SCAN! NOW SCAN OR I KILL YOU!
um.... *K*.... hmm... whatever...

 

by Gryffalio
1-28-06
Aldar doesn't have the orbs or infrastructure for scanning
Yeh by the time I get my res/cons Uni will be active again...
YOUR SCANNER YOU HAVE TO BE I AM TSAR AND MY WORD IS LAW!!!
???
Quickly you! Who is your galscanner??!!

 

by Gryffalio
1-28-06
YOUR JUST BEING AWKWARD NOW! *Whines*
GET OUT OF MY ALLIANCE YOU SELFISH SOB! *throws grenade at chair*
YOU THERE! BUSH! WHO IS YOUR GAL SCANNER?! KNEEL TO MY MIGHT, I AM THE NEW HC!

 

by Gryffalio
1-28-06
Having phoned the looney bin to report an escape, we're back in #Cimmeria...
RIV you know politics DOES have an edit option... You don't have you repost your fleet everyday -.-
It doesn't work
Haha RIV scared the edit option away!!! :P
>_>
Whats with the shifty look RIV?? Feeling guilty for scaring the edit away?
now I'm going to be made rediculous in a comic again ;p

 

by Gryffalio
1-28-06
*You have an incoming transmission*
Gryff I have a place for your bro
Yeh he's joining Chappers' gal if he signs up soon
What about 11:3??!
They have two small farms in there -.-
Yeh they may look bad but they aren't that n00b
No way I am leaving my bro in a gal like that -.-

 

by Gryffalio
1-28-06
Recipe for an apocalypse if ever I saw one >=]
wow you watched the clangers too :o
Yep... badass soup dragon kicked all their arses though.. especially when the Wombles tried to invade the Clangers' home...
...
And the Clangers were like *gaywhistle* "nooooo" and the soup dragon was like "RWAR!" and the wombles were like... "eek" *run away*!
Gryff are you dillusional or just drunk?

 

by Gryffalio
1-28-06
Gryff join mutiny or i'll eat your hip!
if you do i'll suicide yur planet and set Uni on you... He can eat pants don't ya know?
*sulking cos Gryff is a twat*
*attempts to eat Gryffs pants*
OMG WTF RAPE!!!! UNI GET OFF!!!.... Oct you know my hips plastic right? I lost it in a fight with some gay cannibal bunnehs off the coast of Gibralter...
All the better *licks his lips*

 

by Gryffalio
1-29-06
yey finally! :D
Dude i'll send some flak with you he'll be dead first tick.
That night
Next morning
DUDE YOU ATTACKED US BITCH!
erm.... fuck... *hides*

 

by Gryffalio
1-29-06
lol @ fara... Just... that IS fara
Target: 20:6 LT: 23:55 GMT: [1] (Lor) 3 [4] (RIV) [6] (Fag) [7] (Gry) 8
You mean... Faramir has been here all this time posing as an attackbot, writing ultra fast and remembering info for us?
Shit i've been foundout *braces for impact*
thanks fara :)

 

by Gryffalio
1-29-06
*You have an incoming transmission*
Gryff howdyou do this? Howdyou do that? Gryff tell me what Pi*r squared us equal to 5000decimal points
-.- *answers questions*
*You have an incoming transmission*
How do I do this? Is there such and such feature what is the answer to the meaning of life??!
-.- Answers
*You have an incoming transmission*
Gryff Minck has a problem with his pnick... All knowing IRC oracle how may he fix it???
*dispenses advice*

 

by Gryffalio
1-29-06
*You have an incoming transmission*
Gryff I need something
-.- k
*You have an incoming transmission*
Gryff can you tell me howto do this?
-.- sure
*You have an incoming transmission*
Gryff I we need you need me was to now?
k :/

 

by Gryffalio
1-29-06
*You have an incoming transmission*
Gryff do we have an attack tonight?
*sigh* I'm starting to identify with Henda... Yes Janus its been put up on overview "every night except extreme circumstances"
*You have an incoming transmission*
Gryff I need some help
sure... *helps*
*You have an incoming transmission*
*squeek squeek squeek*
yeh sure... *opens the bag of peanuts* There ya go... keep out of trouble now.... *sigh*

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