The truth of the matter... by Gsus7-29-03 Right, I would love to say it was fun, but after two weeks you're really starting to bug me. So? Can you look at this situation for once? I'm nearer to the door, you're standing outside. So? Isn't that a car passing by? Oh, food!!! Yummy!
Some folks never learn... by Gsus7-29-03 See ya!!! Eh? What car? I can't see a car. Why did you close the door? Go away! I'm changing the locks. How long is that going to take?
A tourist guide to Earth... by Gsus7-29-03 Ah... Earth. Such a beautiful place. Sprawling cities... Beautiful landscapes... Endless killing fields... I feel right at home.