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by GunnerBQ
1-21-03
While Barry makes his way back to the Fellowship..with said cat in his arms, Eddie and Ollie carry on with this nonsense.
Choo cho shook chook
I put salt on the handkerchieves first
There, i've transformed.
A whole tablespoon.
I'm pretty much invincible now.
I sprinkle more on the left side of my pants.

 

by GunnerBQ
1-21-03
I first found out I could do it after I saw Transformers for the first time.
Oh, i've been putting salted handkerchieves down my pants for a long time..too long..
Hi guys, I found the fucking cat! It looked just like that bleeding one I had before. I swapped them!
Barry, get in that car and try to run me over. I bet you can't hurt me.
Well done Barry. Has it stopped you wanting to fuck cats?
Wellllll...yes and no. I'm just going to the..toilet. Yes, just going to the toilet.

 

by GunnerBQ
1-28-03
I FUCK CATS!!!!!!
I FUCK FUCKING CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enough Lord Of The Cats for now, it's plain to see Barry wasn't cured...so there you go, a most conclusive ending.
I fuck cats.

 

by GunnerBQ
1-28-03
Colin likes biscuits.
Dad, I..I've only had 79 biscuits today..please, just one more..packet..
Colin..i've said this many times before. Biscuits just aren't healthy.
Colin likes biscuits.
I don't fucking care, I bought the fucking biscuits!!
No Colin, you didn't. You stole them. Then I had pay the shop twice the amount to keep the Police from being informed.
Colin likes biscuits.
Oh shutup.. (in quiet but audible voice, under his breath) I slept with your girlfriend you bastard.
I heard that Colin.

 

by GunnerBQ
1-31-03
Fat Bastard's decides to touch his friend's shoulder.
You're always on the computer.
Yeah.
Fucker Monkey and Caffeine Boy are as determined as ever to ruin SCBoy's life in anyway possible.
He's going to touch his shoulder!! We cannot let this happen Caffeine Boy!
Ok,Ok, if i redirect my fiddle I can just about stop him.I hope!!

 

by GunnerBQ
2-03-03
Eddie, did I tell you I fuck books as well?
I really wish you wouldn't be so open Barry.
Eddie, did I tell you I fuck books as well as cats?
No..no..no, you didn't.

I fuck books.

I fuck cats.
WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TELL ME THIS BARRY?!

 

by GunnerBQ
2-03-03
Eddie returns from shooting practice to see he's recieved a mysterious email, from a mysterious person.
...One of these days i'll actually use a shooting range. Hmm, what's this then?
Eddie sees the 'alien' email.
What the hell?! That's not porn!
He clicks to open it..
Well well well, this looks rather interesting..

 

by GunnerBQ
2-03-03
For the purposes of the comic Eddie reads the email out loud.
Dear Mr.Handkerchief, it has been brought to our knowledge that you 'enjoy' a handkerchief from time to time. Because of this love you feel for hankies...
Eddie feels wanted.
We have decided you are the perfect man for this job. What job you say? Well, it's more of a task than job. But basically it entails tracking down and capturing 'The Lost Handkerchief of Bristol'.
Yes, I think it'll be a series.
In order to do this you must recruit two of your friends to assist you. Instructions will follow...

 

by GunnerBQ
2-03-03
Eddie continues reading the email.
..Instructions: Go to Bristol.
Eddie continues reading the email...again.
Good luck with your task Mr.Handkerchief. Please return the hanky to your house and place it underneath your bed, if and when you complete it.
Eddie finishes reading it.
The hat..urr I mean 'force'... is strong in you Eddie. That is all for now. Good luck. I fuck ca.

 

by GunnerBQ
2-03-03
Will Eddie accept the mission?
Right...
Of course he will, fool.
Guess I'd better get going then. 'Lost Handkerchief of Bristol' hmm. Sounds good.
Eddie imagines stuffing the handkerchief down his pants.
Just a little salt..

 

by GunnerBQ
2-04-03
Eddie tries to recruit his two beautiful friends for the mission.
Hi Barry. I recieved an email just before and it asks me to...
Yes I will.
But I haven't even told you yet..haven't asked anything..
I said I will.
Barry seems willing..
OK...thanks, but you're a fuckin' weirdo Barry, for the record.
Cats? I fuck them. HAHAHAHAHHAA HRMF HRMPF

 

by GunnerBQ
2-04-03
Eddie finds Ollie on a grassy verge.
Hi Ollie. I just recieved an email before, and i've got a question to ask you.
Hmm. Go on. But I think I know what you're going to ask me.
Is Ollie psychic?
Yeah? Well what am I gonna ask you then?
You're going to ask me to accompany you on a mission to find 'The Lost Handkerchief of Bristol'.
...Yes
I..I...That's incredible! How did you know?!
Arrrr...Barry...told me...mm mm mm

 

by GunnerBQ
2-04-03
Eddie assembles his 'team' at his house.
OK guys. This is gonna be a long trip. I hope you're ready.
Yep, I've got a keychain, it's all..
Yup. I've got a fresh cat. 'Fresh meat' I like to call it! HRMPF HRMPF I love fresh meat. I fuck it harder, faster, better. A tight little kittie. I fucking love it.
...lets go
hahahahahahahhat!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH m33p m33p HRMF HRMPF HRMF!!! Young kittens. Fuck fuck fuck fuck.

 

by GunnerBQ
2-11-03
Over-excited?
hahaha
MMM MMM FUCKING LIL KITTENS MMM MMMM HUMP HUMP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yes
ha
"CUM HERE CAT, SO I CAN FUCKING FUCK YOU!" hHHAHAHAHhAHAH
Barry..
Ohhhh CHILDREN HAAHAHAHA

 

by GunnerBQ
2-11-03
After saying the word "Children" a few more times Barry regains his composure and the Hanker-Mission truly begins. The first log is over a large bit of ice.
Barry you're going the wrong way. I've already told you 4 times.
Sorry
I don't understand how you can keep going the wrong way...stop turning around..
200 metres behind.
Where the fuck...

 

by GunnerBQ
6-09-03
Where're we going again Eddie?
Something to do with a handkerchief...I'm not really sure.
Hmm, well I could've sworn we were going to Japan to fuck some cats...
No, I think you're probably just making that up Barry.
There's Japanese schoolgirls there too, Eddie.
I..well..no! To Bristol we must go..yes..mm those skirts..

 

by GunnerBQ
2-06-04
The Return.
It's been a while, hasn't it Barry?
Yeah, well..we have been lost at sea for a few months now..
Urm, we haven't. We're on a pier.
That octopus had awfully large tentacles..that poor Japanese school girl..oh dear
I'm just going to ignore you now Barry.
Poor Ollie, how was he to know the hat wasn't real?

 

by GunnerBQ
2-06-04
No narration needed.
All that bodily fluid **sniff** And he was wearing a skirt...what a way to go..
I'm here.
All for a FUCKING HAT! A LIFE FOR A HAT
Barry, I'm here..
Hi.

 

by GunnerBQ
2-06-04
Right, let's clear this up once and for all.
Eh?
They just fall down, I in no way influence or cause this falling. The fly..the fly is rusty. I try to pull it up all the time.
Barry, I know that's not why your hand's down there..
The children just 'happen' to be around when I try to do my fly up, please believe me.
Why the grunting Barry, WHY?!

 

by GunnerBQ
2-06-04
Introducing Stevie and Shag
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PUSSY HAIR DOING ON YOUR FACE SHAG?!
I...no...I'm sorry Mr Munz..
Get out of my sight! You disgust me..
I...ok..I'm sorry..
Where do you think you're going?
You just told...no, no where

 

by GunnerBQ
2-06-04
**mutters** Fucking pussy hair.. **cough** Fetch me my echidna Shag, double time.
**Places a pencil on Stevie's tray**
Wh..what the fuck is this?!
**mutters under breath "Shit"** It-it's a penicl Mr..
Did I ask for a fucking horse, Shag?
Ohh, I'm sorry **places a knife of Stevie's tray**

 

by GunnerBQ
2-06-04
Ohh, nice little echidna **strokes knife**
Urm, it doesn't like being stroked Mr Munz..
Shut the fuck up Shag, who asked you? **strokes**
**mutters under breath** Oh fuck..
Ahhh! My precious hand! Ahh Shag you fagfuck I'LL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER CABINET AGAIN!!
**hangs head**

 

by GunnerBQ
10-19-06
Introducing Captain Laarm...the shittest Superhero in the world!
Hello good citizens, i'm CAPTAIN LAARM - the sworn protector of the good!
His superpowers have been a mystery for weeks on end..
Is that a bin liner tied around your neck?
JESUS POULTRY!! Where the f-..don't..don't sneak up on me like that..I..I n..no.. it's bulletproof material from the planet.. Cray..humf. Crayhumf. Yes.
Get the fuck away from my house.
Yes sir. Good day to you.

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