story of me part 1 by Happycakeman1-02-02 Hello, i am called Happycakeman and his is a story about my family! Once upon a time my mummy met my daddy in a place called INGLAND Hello pretty lady lets have a baby that likes happy cakes! OK Then i was born and i had my happy ckae Hello mummy and daddy! HELLO SON I NEED TO CHECK IF YOU LIKE HAPPY CKAE O YOU DO LET ME GIVE YOU MORE HAPPY CAKE AS IT MAKES YOU HAPPY
the story of me 2! by Happycakeman1-02-02 Then one day my family didnt wake up and i had to go to a ORFINIJE! The kids theyre were mean but i went to a home We are going to shave your head and steal your cake and i got some happy cake! Except my parents kept on shouting and it made me sad THE END WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! NO BITCH YOU SHUT UP OR I WILL FUCKING BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
Mind-Fuck! by Happycakeman1-02-02 Ooo yeah...ooo YEAH -Slurp- -Suck- -Slurp- HOLY SHIT...... -SLUUUUUUUURP!- Congratulations madam, its a boy!
Dopplegangers! by Happycakeman1-02-02 Yo you! Wanna be Dopplegang-banged? As we are Dopplegangsters! Yo you! Wanna be Dopplegang-banged? As we are Dopplegangsters! Yo you! Wanna be Dopplegang-banged? HOW ABOUT I CORNHOLE YOU ALL!
TR4N5F0R|\/|5! by Happycakeman1-03-02 Transformers! Transformers! WHIRR CLICK Transformation complete!
Scary Man 3 by Happycakeman1-03-02 Hello little boy would you like a lollypop that is in my trousers Well Gee Wizz mister! Sure i do, what flavour is it? I do not know Little boy, perhaps you would like to lick the end and see! Golly! A free suck of that red lolly pop for free! Cue standing ovation and fan-mail Thats it kid, suck it good Hey mister, why's cream coming out of it?
The Matrix 2: Cyber s3x by Happycakeman1-03-02 Coming soon to a cinema near you I am a L337 hax0r! I have got god mode on FIGHT ME! 1 4M |\|30 1 4|\/| T|-|3 0|\|3! HI-WAAAAAGH! 1 |-|4\/3 T0 F|233 |\/|Y |\/|I|\|D! Look at my crotchless panties then! O shit...i need some tissues