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by HotRodDeathToll
9-27-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
Are you listening?
Damn you, you stupid whore-son double douche on stick mother fucker.
Shutup i'mtrying to make out what this George Clooney movie is tyring to say.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-27-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
As long as you accept Jesus i'm still proud of you my dear son.
Proud?Son?Jesus?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-28-05
Have you ever wondered about the aliens in outer space?
If you have, then you're in for trouble because all the famous people ended up dying when they wondered about aliens
People such as Jesus, Santa Claus and JFK all wondered about them and even i had been looking into the microscope.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-28-05
Who do think Jesus was? Was he a human, a god or an Alien?!
In Jesus's last years he started becoming suspicious, strange, and OUT THERE!
Here he is now, helpless, needy and all over the place. If he had taken my advice, he would've lived and had been less mental.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-28-05
There is a stage in a human's life when they are sober even though they are drinking. Why is this?
It is because you are feeling OUTSHINED, that is when you are in need of help, from a doctor.
But any ordinary doctor, a special doctor, a POWERSHINING DOCTOR. They all live in the same house, 42 Hairy Sack Street.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-28-05
There are some people that i am worried about.
Such as Stephen Speilberg.
He is going to die thankfully because of his lack of knowledge in the mystirea!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-28-05
Death. Death is a common event which will be witnesed by many and epirienced by everyone.
Also at times people feel that death is neccesery and they ask their grandson to kill them.
Big mistake, because death is the worse than life in most cases especially in that case. That is all i have to speak about, for now.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-28-05
Hello, I'm the replacement for today because the other guy is on leave.
The phone is ringing what do i do?
ring ring, ring ring
Hello! Who is this?
This is DEATH, and ready to do an autopsy in your sleep!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-28-05
This is Out There and that thing right next to me is my new assistant Rex.
YOU LOVE ME!!!
Sometimes in certain peoples lives they have a homose... Shutup Rex for god's sake!
Weeeeeee!
That is all i have to say for today, my last wishes are that you all die.
Yippee!

 

Are you my grandson?
by HotRodDeathToll, 9-28-05

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-28-05
Conspiricy. It has been looked upon by many and been examined by more but has not been unfolded.
What I'm saying is, if someone had put conspiricy under a microscope would they know waht it is or would they have to ask it what it is.
Do you even know what conspiricy is?
uh well hey shutup.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-28-05
2 girls at home studying for the addition exam.
1 + 1 = 2
2 + 2 = 4
4 + 4 = 8
8+8= 15
OK, that was just wrong!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-28-05
The human race was designed to be creative, some more creative than others.
Some humans are so creative that they trick others, like tying shoelaces together.
I was about to say something else then that actually meant something but i forgot. Really.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-28-05
With all this talking about conspiricy and Sex and the City is making me today stay on the topic.
Is there something Out There? If there isn't then i'm just wasting your time.
What am i supposed to say now?
BALZAC!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-29-05
Don't be afraid. Enter the chamber, my girl.
Several hours later.
Annie, is that you?
NO ITS FCUK!!
Oh dear
DIE!!!

 

What's my name again?
by HotRodDeathToll, 9-30-05

 

Why are you crying like a baby sis?
*sniff*I saw a man with*sniff* no shirt on! Wahhhhh!
by HotRodDeathToll, 10-09-05

 

by HotRodDeathToll
10-17-05
Freddy just bought the brand new Moove wicked chocolate milk.
How long has it taken you to open that new-style, pop-lid, chocolate-milk, drink bottle?
About 4 hours, it's so complicated. How about you try?
Ok then.
Good luck.
What the hell it goes up it doesn't work, wait... i got it, no wait... oh crap... huh? Jesus, how do they do it?
I don't know?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
10-17-05
Hehehe fire. Burn!
I'm sorry sir, but you're going to have to leave.
This is because i'm black, isn't it.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
10-17-05
Get the hell out of my bar.
?
This is because i'm black, isn't it?
No don't be silly it's because you're black.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
10-17-05
We're trying to save her...
No we're trying to save her life.
Hey let me finish, We're trying to save he money by sending her to a more reasonbly priced hospital

 

by HotRodDeathToll
10-17-05
We're trying to save her...
No you're not.
Huh?
I know exactly what you're doing.
What?
Christ what is wrong with you, this is a buisiness, this hospital is a buisiness.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
10-17-05
So did you...
Yes, we stop the gas leak you caused.
Hello boss.
Good work Billy, you called the fireman only 4 hours after you realised that there was a gas leak, i'm proud
I just had to chose between a baby's life or it's mothers and i ended up saving both their lives and i cured aids.
Yeh whatever get the hell back to work before i fire you.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
10-18-05
I think i've got cancer.
That sounds like a horible disease. Next.
I was born with nine eyes and i was told you're supposed to do the surgery.
HA! You can just spoon them out.
You've been doing well today it makes me feel like you're better at this job than me.
Suicide is an option in that case. Heres some euthanasia.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
10-18-05
Hello Gran!
Oh Hello
How long have you been shopping for?
About 7 hours.
Have you bought anything?
No.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
10-19-05
Special delivery!
What a coincidence, I have a "Special Delivery" for you too *chuckle*
Oh in that case, I have a Special, SPECIAL delivery for you.
OH MY GOD!
Bye
Bye, thanks for the uzi and the letter.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
10-19-05
I have your cat maam.
I didn't lose a cat.
Oh crap not another one of those prank cat stuck up tree calls.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
10-19-05
Hehe
Hey stop doing that!
Mr. Fireman, maybe instead of wasting the worlds most important resource, maybe you should try puting out fire or saving cats.
Well look at burnie, ever since he joined all he's done is save cats and now he's become a cat himself, and i aint gonna be no cat.

 

Doctor, I accidently married my wife.
What?
by HotRodDeathToll, 10-20-05

 

What a coincidence, there's a beer company named becks and my nickname is beck.
So what, i have the same name as the host on the price is right but you don't hear me boasting about it.
by HotRodDeathToll, 10-20-05

 

Oh no, a pimple the day before the party.
Don't worry, You can use this pointless Ointment and then i can squeeze it and watch the puss roll out of your skin as your self esteem goes down.
by HotRodDeathToll, 10-21-05

 

Oh no, i need to go to the toilet the day before the party.
Oh no, how can you possibly hold on?
by HotRodDeathToll, 10-21-05

 

Oh no, a Ben Affleck movie, at the party!
You're gonna have drown yourself in the toilet.
by HotRodDeathToll, 10-21-05

 

Oh no a pregnancy the day after the party.
Want an abortion? I've got some scissors and a vacume cleaner downstairs.
by HotRodDeathToll, 10-21-05

 

by HotRodDeathToll
10-21-05
Due to the new work regulations workers are not allowed to sue if they get abused or fired for no reason. Any questions?
What if your boss rapes and kills you?
Same rules apply.
Why is that?
I just strted enjoying it.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
10-21-05
Hello John.
Hello George.
Wanna declare war on some unpopular third world country?
How about i lick your butt while we're at it.
Okay

 

LORD OF THE RINGS: A movie about a woman who falls in love with a man that has a broken knee and can't play football. Starring Sigorney Weaver, Steven Tyler, Leslie Neilson and Jackie Chan.
by HotRodDeathToll, 10-21-05

 

Hail to the snail or die and prevail, the snail.
What the fuck are you talking about?
by HotRodDeathToll, 10-22-05

 

by HotRodDeathToll
10-22-05
Oh my god! who is that scary looking person cut up in the toilet?
It's me dad, i'm just taking a dump.
Oh.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
10-26-05
I gotta think of a good scenario so it can feel good.
It will feel good to me atleast and i wanna do it now.
I got it.
What?
You can be the 12 year old cancer patient, and i can be the horny doctor that wants to screw you.
Okay...

 

by HotRodDeathToll
10-27-05
Well we don't need no one to tell us what to do!
Well we don't need no one to tell us what to do!
Hey shutup Eric!
Okay mom.

 

Remember that time at Matt's party when you...
Hey don't remind me
by HotRodDeathToll, 10-27-05

 

by HotRodDeathToll
10-28-05
Life is terrible. First i lost the election to John Howard, twice.
Also I lost the re-election for labor candidate to Mark Latham and he was really crappy and lost.
You're Kim Beazley Right?
Yep.
Of coarse, i mean who else could be such a lowlife, fatass and a loser with that many chins.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
10-28-05
Ovary. Ovary cancer. Ovary cancer Research. Ovary cancer research donations. Ovary cancer donations please.
Oh for sure sugar heres 10 bucks.
Ovary. Ovary cancer. Ovary cancer Research. Ovary cancer research donations. Ovary cancer donations please.
Oh definitely heres 50 bucks.
Ovary. Ovary cancer...
Oh yeah, ovary cancer, how much?

 

When ones computer addiction goes too far
I'll be right back.
by HotRodDeathToll, 10-28-05

 

by HotRodDeathToll
10-29-05
Coffee is good. So is crack and tobacco don't forget to mention speed and alcohol. Also i like having sex without a condom.
You got that right.
Have you ever tried sleeping upside down? Apparently you get to live 10 years longer if you do.
No, do you?
I did once.
I ain't talking to you anymore you freaky upside down sleeper!

 

Holy crap! I have a virus!
EVIL WORM COMPUTER VIRUS: YOUR COMPUTER WILL BE DESTROYED IN SEVEN DAYS UNLESS YOU GET HAPPY ANTI-VIRUS - Sponsered by Happy Anti-Virus.
by HotRodDeathToll, 10-30-05

 

I seem to have a message from 'Abe Vigoda'. I better check it out. hmmm, what? The latest video from the tool box? Oh The Tool Box, wait, but i signed up for the tool shed!
by HotRodDeathToll, 10-30-05

 

by HotRodDeathToll
10-30-05
Hello there pretty wanna date or meet in the park sometime?
No sorry not right now, i gotta go feed my kids. See ya.
Woah.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
10-30-05
I killed my wife on our anniversery!
Yeah i know you just got let out of prison for it.
Shutup Red!

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