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by ICY
9-03-02
Hey DarkAngel,so your on the the 'housemates' in this PA big brother thing?
Yep,I'll be stuck in a room with vampy, maya, LMO, Sunday8pm, Dovey, reese, Idler, Maddix,Necro, Fletcher and Bladestar.
Isn't that alot of unknown people desperately seeking some sort of fame in the PA community...oh,and vampy?
I suppose...HEY! Are you questioning my motives for this?!
God no! Although I may question your sanity just a little bit more than normal now...you actually WANT to only be able to talk to a group who include's Sunday8pm?!
Well what can I say, I'm a bit of a masacist at heart :D

 

by ICY
12-16-02
Back in the childhood days...
Err,see that new priest...he's creepy and smells of cheap cider.
So just like the last one then?
Later...
So...you want something that rhymes with a "duck" for the price of 2 Mars-Bars and a can of cola?
One swift phonecall complaint....
So I told the bishop and he said "Take no less than 4 Mars Bars and a 2 Litre Bottle"

 

by ICY
12-16-02
Anyone else have some guys arm your their arse too?

 

by ICY
12-16-02
Anyone else fuck up the last strip by omitting part of the sentance during a routine copy&paste excercise?

 

by ICY
12-16-02

 

by ICY
12-16-02
I cant belive my "Giant Ireland Flag on Canvas" is being considered for the Turner Prize! Now to sit back and let the hot chicks come to me!

 

by ICY
12-16-02
What the!?!...
HAH! I changa your picture for to makea Italian Flag! Now the Hot Art Women shall be mine!

 

by ICY
12-16-02
ICY goes for backup!
Can you help me and my predicament Keith Tyson?!
Hmmm this call's for a modern art solution...
Later on back at the Tate Modern...
Muhaha I'm such an evil sterotype! OH NO! Turner Prize winner KIETH TYSON!
I choppa you good!
New Exhibit: Kieth Tyson's "Splattered Evil Italian Art Critic on SandPaper"
Hmmm yes....quite potent...you can almost *FEEL* the violence of the piece

 

by ICY
9-01-03
This could take a while...
No you shut up!
No you shut up!
No you shut up!
No you shut up!
No you shut up!
No you shut up!

 

by ICY
9-01-03
...a long while later...
No you shut..wait...He's GONE!?....DID I ACTUALLY WIN !?!
Delivery for a Mr. Oye The UnShutUpabble...
Thats me...

 

by ICY
9-01-03
a REAL night in #spacehamsters:
Anyone around?
SSsh...we're all down here!
whats going on?!
Bunksters drunk & has got himself a set of surgical equipment,a pack of Dr.SuperLax Laxatives and a home-enema kit...
*Dives* Jesus! Are we at Code Red?
The SWAT team is on its way but it may be too late for some of us,I think he's found cepe hiding in the coal bunker....

 

by ICY
9-05-03
If you've seen the film 'Patton'...
Remember men,the object of war is NOT to die for YOUR country
Then this makes sence...
But to make an excuse for seazing massive oil fields of forgien countries under the guise of a moral war
If not,then your not missing much
For a president who'd loose a battle of wits with a retarded coma victim

 

by ICY
9-05-03
A revealing exposé a self proclaimed funny man...
ICY,where do you come up with so many funny comments and such?!!?
JokeBot Active:*YOU FIND THEM DOWN THE BACK OF THE SOFA*
Haha thats a good one...thanks
Shock! Horror! Sponge! ICY's a fake!
Down the back of teh sofa,hehe...your one funny guy ICY

 

by ICY
9-11-03
Another Crossover! Bunkster beware:
Erm,hello Mr.Police-type-man,what are all these scruffy looking people doing here in sunny Cancun?!
Your a foreigner,arent you?
Yeah,Im fro...
Im going to arrest and beat you now!

 

by ICY
9-11-03
ICYs rule #315: Dont stand between anti-globalisation protesters and cops
Cop: HahAHA take THAT anti-globalisation type hippy!
Cop: Stop fighting back! It makes my job SO much harder. Just take it like a shackeled quadraplegic and it'll be all over quicker!
Cop: Dont make me get the gonad-zapper!
I really should step in as bodyguard...OooO a taco stand!

 

by ICY
9-11-03
One severe beating later:
I saw how you stood up to that awful facist policeman,you were so brave...
Let me reward you and soothe your pain with some *ahem* oral stimulation
Mmmmpth,Imth Ammphears Ihm smtuck....ish tmhere a defromst mbuttom?
What?A defrost button? Erm....no....

 

by ICY
2-02-04
You ever hear that saying "As welcome as a fart in a spacesuit", I never got it before.
Well belive me I get it now...
Who the hell ARE you?

 

by ICY
2-02-04
So how about that Janet Jacksons tit thing during the Superbowl?
The whatten bowl?
Y'know that american football thing...
She got her tit out?
Yeah,Justin Timberlake ripped her top open
...Well they gotta do somethin to distract from how boring that game is....HiC

 

by ICY
2-02-04
Continued from Unfunny Page One:
Y'know....cause....american football is so boring...
...like...its so tedious...they have to show...y'know....Janet Jacksons tit....just to spice it up....Y'know...like...
Ahh fuck ya

 

by ICY
2-02-04
AwwwWw look its Baby Bunkster Jr.
Aren't you just the CUTEST THING! ABoogggYyyBoooGgYyy
Stop with the Baby Talk Ghey Metal Man! Damn irish...
!
I mean...umm *gurgle*

 

by ICY
2-02-04
Bunk I SWEAR you little kid talked,he called me a Ghey Metal Man!
He's 4 months old you nob! Thats not possible,were you in my stash again?
AhahahAHAhAHAHAHA AHAHAH AHA AHAHA! HAHAHA! The world shall soon be mine
Gotcha!

 

by ICY
2-02-04
Heres the deal Irish, you dont mention this again and those negatives of you,the watermelon and 3 gallons of lube will be destroyed.
I had a detective follow you after our last 'encounter',damn private dick swiped my best whiskey too...lightfingered bastard,no wonder he was kicked off the force!
WHAT?! That whiskey was MEDICINAL!!

 

by ICY
2-02-04
Later in his underground facility:
Soon my evil plan shall come to fruition!
All the world shall tremble before my might! My army of the night shall go forth and lay waste to the multitude of cities that are mine for the plundering!
Ahahaha! My hour is at hand! Eviceraction will look like an easy deat....damn,I've gone and spolit my fresh pair of Huggies. Hello?! Evil Minons?I need a change!

 

by ICY
2-02-04
Meanwhile:
Hehehehe
What the...ICY..are you STLL invisable?
Best day EVER!I snuck into the Playboy Mansion, robbed a bank and hung around the female changing area of the local YMCA just like you asked
What was it like? You get any good shots with the camcorder?
Nah they rumbled me when I got my nob caught in a swing door

 

by ICY
2-02-04
Back in Evil Bunk Jr's Secret Lair:
What is it minion #379?
That particle accelerator you ordered off Amazon.com has arrived sir
Great! Wait,why are you signing for packages,isn't #54 supposed to be at the Main Gate today?
Oh he fell into the DoomsDay Machine last night while cleaning it,got shredded something terrible.Dead,Im afraid.
Damn,I had just loaned him 5 bucks,put his remains through a sive,if you find me the serial number on the bill I can claim it back from the bank.

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