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by IdeaSmith
4-21-09
Men are like ice-cream cones.
A dirty joke? Oh gross..
Nope. This is my zen-ish wisdom for the day. You should visualize a man to be an ice-cream cone.
Whyever??
Enjoy him while he lasts. And then throw him away before he messes you up!
I'm never going to Baskin Robbins again.

 

by IdeaSmith
12-17-09
A pick-up line deserves a put-down line.
How about giving me an anatomy lesson?
How about one about the *equestrian dreams of the economically challenged, instead?
The answer is a no before you ask.
I don't get it.
Exactly.
(*If wishes were horses, beggars would ride!)
Equestrian=to do with horses. Is she a vet? Economically challenged=beggars? Whaa...
Time it takes him to figure it out=Time to make an exit!

 

by IdeaSmith
12-20-10
Firang men are full of these horrid pick-up lines!
I don't think it's a firang thing. It's a guy thing.
Really? What's the Indian guy's favorite pick-up line?
"My mother would really love you!"

 

by IdeaSmith
6-02-11
One summer day in May
We're a May-December couple. But I feel more like the May than December!
??
I'm like May-sunny, warm, bright, fun-filled..!
...sticky, irritating, stroke-inducing, prone to power outages...
!@$#@$#

 

by IdeaSmith
11-04-11
If you were shipwrecked on an island, what one object and one person would you take with you?
Let's seee...
My XBox and my gaming buddy!!
Gears of War, FTW, dude!!!!
Well?
Errr.....you.

 

E.T.? Cocoons? The spooky guys from Independence Day?
AVATAR!!!!!!!!
by IdeaSmith, 5-21-12

 

You kids today! What do you know about culture?! You ever heard of the Beatles?
Ever heard of Youtube?
by IdeaSmith, 4-10-13

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