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by JESUSSANDWICH
6-07-04
At the family reunion
Hey grandma hows was your trip to the Grand Canyon?
Well I some rock and a trees and a donkey.
Grandma I want your cunt.
Well ok.
One of these days I'll learn to keep my big mouth shut!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-08-04
Man Im horny!
I get knocked down but I get up again. Never keep me down.
Lesbians!!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-08-04
Note: These are all real quotes from http://grouphug.us aka. the funniest site in the world. Except the the oposite side character.
I'm 30 years old and I still eat my boogers
Uh... ok?
I often stereotype Chinese people. Not because I'm against Chinese people, but because all the stereotypes are true.
My mother did some things to me when I was young... now sometimes when I hate myself I jerk off thinking about her. It doesn't turn me off. I still hate myself.
DROP AND GIVE ME 50 MAGGOT! YOU DISGUSTING PERVERT!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-08-04
I cant stand my father, he is SUCH an asshole
Oh goodness, i know! Just last week he got me whipped for playing grab-ass with the angels!
I wonder what Satan thinks about my dad, I mean he can't still be sour at him for the whole "eternal damnation" thing
Hmmm...
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom! mushroom!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-10-04
My names stripmaker im like ten years old and a dumbass lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!omg
LOL YOUR COMICS ARE FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMFG
But really they werent
NOPE NOT FUNNY IN THIS PANEL NEITHER
I SAY A JOKE THAT MAKES NO SENSNES EIOPGKLGJ:LJFgh;lfakj!!!!!!OMFG
OH AND THIS WHERE I TRY AND MAKE A JOKE BUT FAIL. :(
MAN I LAUGHED HARDER THEN WHEN I DONKEY PUNCHED MY DOG

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-14-04
SO GTH K THNX
YOU FUCKING CUNT.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-14-04
Oh man so i tottally fuckied this bitch while she was doing my dishes.
oh sweet!
dude feminem is so gay.
and ICP is the Hizzle fo SHIZZLERIOhFKJGT
The way I see it your both fucking cunts.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-14-04
I wanna be a dog with seven penises and three vaginas.
I wanna be a humannoid cat.
Lets fuck.
Indeed.
I will be the one who kills you.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-14-04
Im Derek Smart!
Im Derek Sm-
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-14-04
Lets go hang out with Stephen Tyler and Peter Sellers.
Nah lets go sit on the yaught while I have sex with you.
Oh sounds like a plan.
A delicious plan.
I am dead serious folks. I hate them all. They wont even appologize for raping my dog.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-17-04
IM MATT HILDRETH.
Hey Matt lets start dating.
This went on for a little while until.......
Matt they think I have kidney stones. Please visit me in the hospital.
What are kidney stones??
True fucking story.
Does it FUCKING matter. I am in the Godamned hosptital
I cant come I am to busy looking for a desk.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-17-04
Hi welcome to FURRYPORN.com are you over eighteen?
Ten minutes later.
*FAP*
*splurt*

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-18-04
So IS raping dead people a sin?

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-18-04
You haven't answered my question.
Yes. It IS a sin to rape dead people.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-18-04
What abou-
YES, dry humping the dog is also a sin.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-19-04
Your comics are nutty. (bi)
Just like my nutsack.
Quite nutty (boinky33)
No my nutsack is.
Well shit!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-21-04
Is it ok if I use your boobs as a juicer.
Man sufferage is terrible.
Honk honk!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-21-04
My girlfriend died.
Wow what happened?
I impaled her with my cock.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-21-04
Wanna Fuck?
Ok.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-21-04
What did Jesus say to the pope.
I dont know what?
CUNTS!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-21-04
Man I totally forgot to study.
I wonder what would Peewee do?
*click*
Fapfapfapfapfapfapfap

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-21-04
Hey Tom Cruise what are you doing by my house.
Oh nothing.
AHA! Its me, Jesus!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-21-04
Wanna read my comics.
Sure.
Okay?

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-21-04
Hey did I ever tell you about the time I turned into a cat and sold my body to science.
Yeah, I think so.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-21-04
DRINK SOME FUCKING FRESCA!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-21-04
HOME HOME ON THE RANGE.
WHERE THE DEER AND THE ANTELOPE PLAY.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-21-04
One two three ready or not here I come.
I HATE HIDE AND GO SEEK!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-21-04
IM POINTING AT YOUR TITS.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-21-04
Mommy, why is daddy always so mad?
Cause you were born.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-21-04
ASK ME A QUESTION!!!
geez ok um....ok i got one.......why did everyone randomly get into iron maiden?
BECAUSE THERE ALL FUCKING RETARDED.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-21-04
I like Jesus. I like sandwiches. (dcom) (posed)
I like sex.
you don't suck. Who knew? - MikeyG
No thats my brothers forte.
Well fuck!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-21-04
I hid a bunch of money -- ungh -- under a Big V.
A big V? Where? You can't die yet!
I wonder where that money is.
Under the big V. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-21-04
You're making great progress, Ben.
Maybe, but it's so hard! The urge is always there!
I know, but that's when you need to fall back on the tricks we've covered in our sessions together.
They seem to be working less and less. The urges keep growing and growing. What should I do!?
*click*
Try harder.
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-22-04
****** ran over **** ****!
DAWG THAT IS ********!
FUCK!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-22-04
Excuse me--are you "I Am That I Am?"
Moses, take that ridiculous costume off right now.
FUCK YOU GOD!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-22-04
Loging on to Lesbian chat.
So when was the last time you got some, in details
your a guy aren't you?
Well duh! You stupid CUNT.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-22-04
I'll never lose weight, this is just my body type.
Maybe if you watched what you eat, you might see some changes.
I do eat healthy--I had fish for lunch.
WHATEVER FATASS!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-22-04
Hey man, *scratch* *scratch* How's it goin?
I'M FINE, HOW ARE YOU?
I'm alright *scratch* *scratch* but my balls itch to HELL! *scratch*
YUM!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-23-04
Hi.
If you touch me, I will fucking bury you.
HONK HONK!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-23-04
Durrr Im Pete Townsend.
Look at my hair.
http://nakedeightyearolds.com

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-23-04
Behold the demon spawn from which great power shall some day arise!
Yeah he's 5 months now. So you say he has power huh?
Yes.
Oh.
Later...........
Klatu verata nicto.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-24-04
IM A FUCKIN PIG!!!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-24-04
Daddy, daddy!
Yes, son?
I love kittens!
You fucking pussy!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
6-30-04
Hey, whats better ninja or pirate?
Pirates.
Fred Savage!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
7-08-04
Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape!
Then I fell asleep.
Later that night......
*thwap thwap thwap thwap thwap*

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
7-09-04
Note to self: fire is not a cleaning tool.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
7-09-04
HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag!
GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY!
Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something!
Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen?
Oh no you are Steve Gutenberg!
Who?

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
7-21-04
One day.
Later.
COWTIPPER WHERE ARE YOU???
There a message left on her computer. it says: If you ever wanna see cowtipper agian bring me three thousand dollars or the your youngest verile male.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
7-21-04
The next day.
I guess you're all wondering why I gathered you here today.
Yeah!
One of our own has gone missing and I have reason to beleive another one of us did this.
*gasp*
What do I base this information off you say? Well to tell you the truth absolutely nothing.
*crickets*

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
7-21-04
Now I open up for questioning
Why do you care brad?
Cowtipper knew where a bunch of hookers were.
Oh that makes sense.
I suggest we hire a private eye.
That would cost alot of money!

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