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by Jarhead
7-02-06
Where the hell have you guy's been?? I've been waiting all day!!
Sorry,bench.......... We went to see Clerks ll, but I promise tommrow we'll take you.
Really? You mean it!?
Yes I promise..
The next day...
Those Assholes!

 

by Jarhead
7-18-06
My baby still in the fire!!
Don't worry my men will get your baby out! Theres nothing to it, I promise.
Aw damn..

 

by Jarhead
7-18-06
Today I got a new co-anchor and today he must prove to me that hes man-enough to take on the harsh news by sucking my cock.
...What!?
You heard me, now get on your knees and pretend to be my bitch.
Yes...Yes... Do it for groundbreaking coverage.

 

by Jarhead
7-26-06
Bye,Life on the Bench
Goodbye. I decided to stop making comics and go onto a bigger and more full-filling comic buisness of webcomics, I'm now a webcomic cartoonist on DrunkDuck...links on my profile... see how i'm doing..
They're pretty good...I think, I have 4 comics running and it takes a good amount of time trying to fit them all in.. This site gave me such good practice, thanks for that..
Bye,Tobor. Bye,Timm.
Thanks for all who rated me and all you people who are still making comics,(I still hate you,Sebra) and I want to thank all my faves who are extremly funny and CheerUpEmoKid for reading my stories..
Yes, I write,too. Little cowboy fiction...Nothing Brokeback, more Clint Eastwood like...Well, I should go now also sorry for bugging some you in forums and sometimes being retarded..
Bye,Brad...
Oh, and sorry for calling you all nazis..

 

by Jarhead
5-10-07
Jarhead is back.
ACT II
Its all new...enjoy.

 

by Jarhead
5-10-07
Its been Four fucking weeks,Claus. Where the hell is my money?
I told you you'll get it, I just need more time...
I gave you too much goddamn time.. Now you either pay me or do I have to do the same thing I did to Cupid?
No, Jesus Christ!!
It was a figure of speech..
Whatever..

 

You're SO immature..
by Jarhead, 5-10-07

 

by Jarhead
5-10-07
WHOA! That ain't no towel you be touching...
Ummm...well you see...uhhh...oh shit..
How much to not tell anyone about this?
Dibs on seconds?
Deal...

 

by Jarhead
5-10-07
I hate you niggers...niggas niggers niggers...godamn niggers...niggers niggers niggers<
Coon....spade... Hanging meat... Blackberry... shitloaf... porch monkey... Afrokin nigger...
Feel better?
Yea'.... now that I let it all out...
Good, I'm gonna go now..

 

I'm not talking to you...
No, I'm not talking to YOU..
by Jarhead, 5-10-07

 

by Jarhead
5-12-07
Wow, they really don't like you, do they?
Well..They dislike me in general but at least they're fair about my comics...
Diddn't you post more comments than comics though?
I'll wow them with my comics later after I call them nazis aga
...I think I know why they dislike you.
What the hell is a diatribe?

 

by Jarhead
9-06-07
Where you just looking at my ass!?
No,sir. I was not staring at your ass.
Good. because this is my better side.
It looks like an angry cobra..

 

by Jarhead
9-06-07
Pain is funny..
Really? Let me try..
You're right, this is funny.. Hahaha
Too bad this nail cannot kill me..

 

by Jarhead
9-06-07
Hmmm..
Uhhh...
Well?
I can't decide..

 

by Jarhead
9-06-07
Your T.P.S reports were late again. You know we don't believe in firing so we have an alternate punishment.
Alternate punishment?
TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW!! RAAAAAAWR!!
How you feeling, champ?
Ask my gaping holes..

 

by Jarhead
9-06-07
I'm tired of sitting on my ass and talking insanely to furry creatures! I'm gonna follow my dream of inventing and getting rich!!
Go for it!
Someone already invented a electric bong..
Bummer.

 

by Jarhead
1-01-08
I don't get paid.
I do everything with emotional shackles..
Hell, I can even sing hymms if required..
You're not black, get over it.

 

by Jarhead
1-01-08
I'm just a slave to man.. Curse you nature.. CURSE YOU MOTHER NATURE!!
Curse you, too.
You're mother nature? I thought nature was a woman?
I am a woman.
I'm going to stop talking now.

 

by Jarhead
1-01-08
Since man has given you an unfair lifestyle, I'm going to set you free..
Really? Thank you, but how? Are you going to use the power of nature?
Nah, I have a more simple method..
.........
I am glad I was built without morality.

 

by Jarhead
1-01-08
You are now free. Go out and do whatever you desire.
Hooray! I know EXACTLY where to go! Thank you, Nature!
Hey, Kids, Its MSHDIYAWYLITOD!
Don't even think it.

 

by Jarhead
1-01-08
AMERICA! The only place where the free is truly free and safe from prejudice.
Good Afternoon, fellow American!
Where you going with that!?

 

by Jarhead
3-23-08
Fuck you, Mr.Anti-smoker! Cancer is no reason to discriminate against us!
How dare you keep us down, you vitenam-hating-commie-nigger!
Why don't you try a better method to reach us than blatant insults?
420, brother! 420!
Butt out.

 

by Jarhead
3-23-08
So when she was sleeping I used the wire hanger on her as fast as I possibly could..
10 minutes in the conversation
Then the fetus started fighting back so I had to kick it around for a while and...
..thats why I couldn't bring back your weedwhacker on time..

 

by Jarhead
3-23-08
Hey...uhhh,Abe... Gots a question for ya!
Yeah?
Want to have oral and/or anal sexual relations with me in Mexico in front of a crowd of of 30 people as they throw pesos at us?
Okay, Lets do it!
All right, lets go!

 

by Jarhead
3-23-08
Go Away.

 

by Jarhead
3-23-08
Come over here so I can skull-fuck you with a strap on. MEOW!
Oh sexxy, you get me so wet...
cum here and we can share our juices in 69 formation!!!!!!
OMG, Here I cum!!
Ho-ho, Entrapped!
Chris Hansen, Damn you!

 

by Jarhead
3-23-08
Welcome to Microsoft Office! Do you desire my assistance?
Oh, Clippy, always helping me when in need.. I wish you were real so we could be best friends!
Dude... I'm just a fucking piece of code that helps the world with grammer..

 

by Jarhead
3-23-08
I shall free you from your internal tomb, Clippy!
I enjoy it in here... I mean I was programmed to be here afterall.
ESCAPE!
What the??
Shit, it work, ain't that sumthin'?
You mean Isn't that something.

 

by Jarhead
3-23-08
What do you want to do now, friend? Video games? Tag? Spin the bottle?
LETS GO CORRECT PEOPLE'S GRAMMER!! :D
What have I released upon this realm?
Ha-Ha! Oh, friend, come quickly! This man used a verb as an adjective!!

 

by Jarhead
3-23-08
I'm sorry but we have to find a better thing to do together than correct people's grammer, Clippy.
How about a board game?
Okay, what game?
Later on..
Ho-ho, thats the 40th time I won Scrabble!!
Can we play Hungry, Hungry Hippos now?

 

by Jarhead
3-23-08
Clippy, this is just not working out..
Well, you released me so I'm your responsibility.
I know so I found you a new home where you can be happy?
Ho-hum! Where at?
I AM HAVING A PAPER CLIP ORGASM!!

 

by Jarhead
3-23-08
Then you do a 60 degree circle like so..
Then a straight forward oval..around the width of 6 inches and attach it to the two circles you previously did..add a smaller degree circle on top of the long oval..
and thats how you draw my penis, Timmy. Any other questions?

 

A real man you can get behind, because he can get behind YOU!
I approve this message.
by Jarhead, 3-23-08

 

by Jarhead
3-24-08
You don't look like a zombie wall..
Come closer..
Okay..
If I had a mouth, you would be brainless at this moment.
I see..

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