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by Jirachi_Prime
4-01-07
The Death Star will be compleated on schedule.
You've done well Lord Vader. And now I sense you wish to continue your search for young Skywalker.
Actuly, I'm more worried if this second Death Star is such a good idea. After all the first one was a complete bollocks. All that hardware and personnel in one vulnerable package.
Admit it, my Master. You build theese to impress chicks.
I wonder if your feelings on this matter are clear, Lord Vader.

 

by Jirachi_Prime
4-01-07
There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
No, I am your father.
No go clean your room!
NOOOOOOO!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
4-01-07
I LOVE PORN
sucky sucky only five dorra!
Poop!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
4-01-07
Shamed and Disgusted by his last comic, Jirachi_Prime speaks to the people.
my fellow Comic charecters, I have not been entierly truthfull.
I hadsexual relations with that girl
pst...whisper whisper whisper
Sorry wrong press conference.

 

by Jirachi_Prime
4-03-07
You have no regrets right?
hmmmmm.
We agreed we would still be friends after!
I know....
Up for more?
Shit yeah!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
4-03-07
hey robot, Build me the other half of my bench!
Tobor Not listen to puny meat-bag!
Well fuck you then!
From the rear please!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
4-03-07
Welcom to my party, What have you come as?
Bra-Rabbit!
Oh, this is Sci-fi and Swimwear, you want genderconfused animals.

 

by Jirachi_Prime
4-03-07
Ron Quick, Harry's been tunerd into a dinosaur!
Oh No!
Um Hermione, Why are you in the Grifindor boy's Dorm?
Don't even think about it Ron. I have a wand and I know how to use it!
Damn!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
4-03-07
Hows it going Reserected Shakespear?
My Plays are doing miserably. Nobody likes theater anymore. I need to find somthing I can write that will truly be appriciated and enduring.
I got it!
What?
Harry potter fan Fiction!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
4-03-07
This is an Idea I got from a random comic I did.
Ah, an E-mail from my publisher...
Thank you for submiting your new play, Hamlet 2. I must advise you however, that Powerpoint presentations are not a substitute for a full script.
If you continue sending such Items, we will have you disbard.

 

by Jirachi_Prime
4-03-07
You wanted to see me sir?
Shakespear, Why is this documentation you wrote all written in poems
it's a client-focused, win-win paradigm shift, sir.
it is? Ah of course, I see. Good work then.
With jargon doth the bard besmirch his speech/ But so the feckless bossis fair dispatch'd.

 

by Jirachi_Prime
4-03-07
Odds Bodkins!
What's up Will?
Yahoo has redesigned it's interface Ophillia. it's all cluttered, the colours clash - it's almost as bad as MSN.
Yeah, it sucks.
Lord, what fools theese portals be!

 

I'm putting you on "methadone", or as they call it in marketing circles "I can't believe it's not heroin!"
by Jirachi_Prime, 4-17-07

 

by Jirachi_Prime
4-22-07
Ah Santa! You're brilliant!
How so?
You sneak into bedrooms at night, you’re hundreds of years old, you wear a creepy costume – yet no one suspects you’re one of us!
Brilliant!
Mwahahahahahaha!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
4-22-07
Off with Your head!!!
Well off with somthing till you stop moving!
I like math!

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