All comics by Joey

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by Joey
7-06-03
Soo...
Sooo...
Theres a skeleton behind you.
OH GOD!

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Man that Bonzi Buddy is gay..
Good afternoon, Ronnie.
Seeing you smile brights up my day.
But hey you can make him say very bad things.
Die mother fucker fuck you shit.

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Okay now must find out why I suck so much at making comics at www.stripcreator.com.......
Maybe I can ask my fucked up stick person.
What do you think,stick guy?

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Hello i am a robot cliching my metal penis.
Can you tell me why I suck at making comics?
Yes.Now prepare to die.
Whoa, you caused a apocalypse.

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Hehe

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Hey, brother im protesting againist war.What are you portesting about?
I'm protesting againinst protesting hippys.

 

by Joey
7-06-03
I want to get a job here at crappy burger?
Yes but you're gonna have to answer some questions.
Okay...
Sex?
Once in 2000.

 

by Joey
7-06-03
What?
Oh god!

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Dude they're here.
What do we do?
Wait,I have a plan.I distract them and you go up behind them and Karate chop them.
Hey,why just becuse i'm Chinse,You think I know Karate?

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Welcome to the inside of my house.
Its still a house of shit.
Is that a giant dung beetle?
Why yes,yes it is.

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Ring ring ring ring ring!
Ring ring ring ring ring!
This is hell!!
Ring ring ring ring ring!

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Father,I think something is wrong with me.
Well,my son...
Your're gay.
Yes,someone figured out!Now I can go have sex with little boys.

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Coming up next is....Hamtaro!
Oh Jesus and Mary!
My best freind......
Must reach remote....
Damnit!

 

by Joey
7-06-03
I told them I do not want to go outside,theres bears and lemers.And worse.....PINK COWS!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Hello,kitty cat.
Good kitty.

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Damnit! They always ask me that when I carry this pitchfork.
Hey,I know you.You're satan.

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Welcome to crappy Bruger may I take your order?
Yhea,i'll have the meat chewbacca value meal.
Would you like stupid frys with that?
Sure whatever.
Read the sign,no pants,no service.

 

by Joey
7-06-03
What?What did I do?
You were speeding at 146 mph.
Wow.Really? You must have had to go atleast 129 to cacth up to me.

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Get out of my lab,Pimpdaddy!
Whoa,man.You all nerded up in in here,here try some o this.
Sure what is this stuff?
Smack,my brother.
Whoa,is that a cop?No just a tencule..........whoa.........pretty colors

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Look,see that tree over there its about to fall over on you so you might as well follow me.
?

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Ronnie......I want to get on the computer now...
Fuck off.
Ronnie,I found this really cool website were Lara Croft is nude.
Fuck off.
Ronnie,some russian hookers are at the door.
Fuck off them.

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Hey Brain,is Ronnie feeling any better?
He's pretending to talk to demons in his bedroom.
Fuck off,bitch.It's my butterfinger.

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Man I good.
You haven't noticeed?
You must be that mother fucker who made Ronnie weird.
Ronnie,time for work.
Fuck off.

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Pull my finger.
Pull my finger.
Pull my finger.

 

by Joey
7-06-03
And it stared like this.....I appeared underwater and there was this little girl right next to me.I knew I want to kill her but I didn't know how...
I figured out that I could breath and I looked the little girl over and then.....I set her on fire.My heart filled with glee when her melting corpse began to scream and scream.Do you know what it mean
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
You want to be a mass murderer of smiling stupid girls.

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Dum de dum.
Hello little stupid smiling girl....
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Hey Carl man,try this.....
ohhh yeah,nice tenecales.
Save it,brother.

 

by Joey
7-06-03

 

by Joey
7-06-03
All your ba...

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Look i'm really really sorry.Can you forgive me?
No.

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Oh god,get off you're crushing me damnit!
Look,this isn't working.You're kind of....big.
Yes I get that alot.Wait you lay on top of me.
Oh,yes!

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Due to polices I have to have your name in order to get your food.
Its me-a- Mario!

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Due to polices I have to have your name in order to get your food.
Its me-a- Mario!

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Due to polices I have to have your name in order to get your food.
Its me-a- Mario!

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Eric,I want you to meet Mario.
Its me-a-Mario!There a skeleton behing you.
FUCK!

 

by Joey
7-06-03
What are you doing?
Designing a a robot.For work.
He is downloading...

 

by Joey
7-06-03

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Hello what can I do for you?
Kill Gary.
Opera music...
Opera music....

 

by Joey
7-06-03

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Oh yes!Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes YES!
I found your watch.
Hey,thanks it must have been dark in there
What did you think?

 

by Joey
7-06-03

 

by Joey
7-06-03
Do you relize we're Penny-arcade ripoffs?
Yes.
But man does it feel and sound good!
You said it,man!
???
???

 

by Joey
7-06-03
What du ya wan ta do expolding cowboy?
YEEHAW!!
YEEHAW!!
YEEHAW!!

 

by Joey
7-07-03
Best not bother him....he's gone mental one the count of thinking that he sucks to much at making comics.
Monkey....rabbit....horsey....frogy......SON OF BITCH PILE OF MONKEY NUTS!

 

by Joey
7-07-03
Look i'm sorry I stole your idea,I mean they're not exactly the same comic...Yes?Okay?...No,no I didn't.What?You'll see me in court? Nooo!Damnit!

 

by Joey
7-07-03
Welcome to crappyburger may I take your order?
Sir?
My names clappy I got kicked out of microsoft for appearing in some kid's moniter drunk.
Do you want food or not?
Huh?This isn't the stripjoint.

 

by Joey
7-07-03
I'm color,and you're just black and white.

 

by Joey
7-07-03
You want some coffe?
Sure,let me get rid of my ciggerate..
Damnit!

 

by Joey
7-07-03
You have my bow...
And my shotgun!

 

by Joey
7-07-03
Welcome to crappyburger, may I take your order?
Yeah,I'll have the pickle and Twinky value meal.
What would you like to drink with that?
A liquid Drano.
Pull my finger.

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