All comics by JudgeMeHarshX

 

by JudgeMeHarshX
7-09-03
People have been complaining that our missiles aren't hitting their targets.
As the President, I feel it's my duty to prove them wrong.
Somewhere in Europe...
T'at was a n'oyce hit thah', Masta' Bush! The Queen neveh' even saw it comin'!
If only everyone were as nice as Tony Blair.

 

by JudgeMeHarshX
7-09-03
"Dear JMHX, I just adore your Giant Winged Satan comics. Make one for me and I'll be your love slave forever. Signed Lauren N. of Washington State."
That's not a problem, Lauren N. of Washington State!
I figure, the comics don't even need to be FUNNY anymore.

 

by JudgeMeHarshX
7-09-03
In Indianapolis...
Dude! You're, like, Giant Winged Satan!
I get that a lot. One burger and a Lipton Brisk.
One sec, man! Hey, do something evil today, so I can say I was there!
Sure, why not? How much do I owe you?
Actually, I don't plan on paying. I didn't wear my honesty pants today.

 

by JudgeMeHarshX
7-09-03
In Heaven(?)
God, reveal yourself to me so I can finally believe!
JESUS CHRIST!
What?!?

 

by JudgeMeHarshX
7-11-03
Well look at that, Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to run for Governor of California.
Well, that makes sense.
What do you mean, Robot-Z?
Don't you see it? Jesse Ventura was Governor of Minnesota, too!
The cast of Predator is going to take over the government!

 

by JudgeMeHarshX
7-15-03
Hey Pinkus. Wanna play a game?
Sure Hobo Al. What game?
Beat the stick man and take his keys.
I don't like the sound of tha...
I don't like this...

 

by JudgeMeHarshX
8-09-03
We've been gone for a long time, Jesus.
You'd think JMHX got bored and phased us out.
I don't pretend to understand what goes on in his tortured mind.
He couldn't have that much of a mind if he made this poor excuse for a comic.

 

by JudgeMeHarshX
8-09-03
God, in the bible it says you rested on the seventh day.
This is true, my child.
But it says you never rest after that day.
On the eighth day, God created uppers.

 

by JudgeMeHarshX
8-09-03
So this Howard Dean fella' is gainin' in the polls as my opponent in 2004!
I gotta' think up a cool new idea so I can keep bein' the President and all.
I could start another war, but Paul and Rummy say I'm runnin' outta' nations with IRA- in the name.

 

by JudgeMeHarshX
8-09-03
Be afraid, Pinkus! I come to take you to hell!
What did I do, ominous, un-colored Tiki God of apparent damnation?!
Relax, it's just me!
Bad Jesus. No supper.

 

by JudgeMeHarshX
8-10-03
I want to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately!
Oh, god...not you, too. That stupid Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard.
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Stop it.
Dislike it all you want, that guy is going to be the governor. Pointless muscle rolls amount to nothing, eh?
It's a sad world we live in.

 

by JudgeMeHarshX
8-10-03
Hey there John Wayne Gacy.
Hi, Pedophile Cthulhu.
Fancy seeing you down here in hell.
Ye-op, I just finished up a conversation with Hitler and Mussolini.
So...
...enough with the formalities, make with the tentacle anal rape.

 

by JudgeMeHarshX
8-10-03
Hey, another fan mail! This one comes from across the pond, from Nick L.
And to think we were forgotten for a minute there!
Anyway, it reads: "I love your comics, JMHX. The Presidential Ponderings with Bush are fantastic."
"I wouldn't put it past him to actually think as he does. Anyway, keep up the great work, and I'll look forward to more great comics. Oh, and don't get Jesus into too much trouble!"
I think it's time we stooped to a new comic low.
Ready when you are!

 

by JudgeMeHarshX
8-10-03
Over in England, people lo'yke that JMHX and 'is comics, Masta' Bush!
I certainly don't enjoy how he makes my presidency out to be a joke.
Aw, I wou'int worry 'bout that, Masta' Bush!
Why not, Tony?
'Ell, by the look of it, you won't be president much longah'!
Note to Self: Invade England

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