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by KazaTan
6-27-02
In the park:
So i was talking to this guy and he said that whales could swim on land...
And i said your a bit thick.
I would have said the same.
I guess that in the pinball game of life, his flippers were a bit further apart than most.

 

by KazaTan
6-27-02
On the farm...
Mummy Mummy!!
Yes Zak?
I've just milked the cow and the milk tastes great! Why havent we used that milk before?
!!!!!
What?
We dont have_a_cow. . . . We have a bull.

 

by KazaTan
6-27-02
im so fking pissed off atm. i said to myself, im gonna write a comic (about an hour ago) and since then ive had this many ideas.... 0. Im not impressed innfact im annyoyed.
i just need to have a bloody idea to write something decent fs. im this fked that i have to write this bollox. At least its not my fking fault.
" Like that's ever stopped anyone else on stripcreator. ;)"

 

by KazaTan
7-01-02
What if Tobor didn't cornhole people...
No more Tobor cornholing.
Your arses are all safe from Tobor now.
Tobor Mach II Platinum Edition will cornhole you! All_new_with_larger_ vocabulary, and more sensations than ever! (Includes patented 'Ribbed' sensation)

 

by KazaTan
7-03-02
Oh what beauty stands alone? Are you not a vision of dreams?
I have but laid my eyes on you once, and yet I am entranced by your natural radiant beauty.
Oh you are so sweet. And yet i am so thirsty.
bleh, the truth hurts. damn u women!!! damn u!!!!!
I will get you a drink my sweet wondrous vision.
You just tell them what they want to hear. Get a drink off em and then go shag their best mate.

 

by KazaTan
9-02-02
I am ze efil zienteest! My name iz Andrew Lemming!
I have created zis portal! It iz my brainchild! I have verked long and hard to produce zis! It iz ze most gloriuz portal zere iz!
Alzo, i have no idea what it will do! Zo i am recording ZIS ze firzt perzon to walk truu ze portal! It will be amazing!!

 

by KazaTan
9-02-02
Pzzzzzzzzz-ap!
Whizzzzz!
Ah! juzt az i zuzpected! It takez me to a new REALM!! It iz truely magn-iiiiii-vizent!

 

by KazaTan
9-02-02
It containz many unuzual beingz! And weird life formz!
I took zeeze photos... juzt follow my link to ze very scary and unimaginable ferozity of zeeze monzterz!
http://www.woodenbadger.com/strippers/
It's porn isnt it?
Basically... no.

 

by KazaTan
9-02-02
i know i left the lightswitch here somewhere...

 

by KazaTan
9-02-02
past...
I won the lottery!!!
present...
always ways around these comic competition rules aha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa.
future...
isnt it for everybody?

 

by KazaTan
9-02-02
Congratulations!! The winner of the annual deaf-book-writers competition goes to Andy McNarticle
Yes Marcus. And he's won a new UltraMega(c) hearing aid!
Errr, yes we seem to be having a slight problem...
Yes Marcus. He_cant hear us.

 

by KazaTan
9-04-02
So, Max, are you here for your regular checkup?
Yes Dr. Harftort, but i also have this lump on my foot.
Just the one?
Yes. Why?
Most people have ten.
I really oughta think about going private.

 

by KazaTan
9-04-02
Blah bleh blah.... .. . blah blah bleh blah
Blabber-Blah bleh bleb bleb blah
blah bleh bleh blebble blah turbines bleh blah bleh bleh themselves blah blah
blibble blah bleh blah blebble Tobor blah bleh blih bleh cornhole bleh blah bleh
Did i hear you talk about them there turbines i be generating gravitons with? (Obviously not on their own - Ed)
Tobor! Tobor! Tobor cornhole you!!

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