Mind of Mencia by KiD_NoToRiOuS10-05-06 ..And now we return to Mind of Mencia. Hmm... I wonder what this show is. ...Dee Dee Dee.....Dee Dee Dee ... ...Dee Dee Dee... ...Dee Dee Dee...
Fishes by KiD_NoToRiOuS10-05-06 Yo dude, wassup. Hey, wassup. So, how ya been? Good, good. By the way, I've been meaning to ask you somthing. What the hell is that thing thats stuck to you? I don't know. This orange guy just came and stuck his hand up my ass.
Mail Time!! by KiD_NoToRiOuS10-05-06 You've got mail! hahaha that one never gets old. Sorrow deep dark emptiness that is my life. Woe is me for i am sad to the 10th power. Here's your package billy. Thanks much, bringer of mail. Finally, my "Nerds Who Become Goths Because They Have No Friends Magazine" has arrived. If i had emotions i would be most happy right now.
The Adventures of Gothboy by KiD_NoToRiOuS10-05-06 I've Come for your soul gothboy!! It matters not for i am already dead inside. You take all the fun out of being grim reaper.
Detective Jesus by KiD_NoToRiOuS10-05-06 Who would do such a thing...any ideas detective jesus? Jesus Christ!! Were dealing with one sick son of a bitch. I think i may have an idea, but i need to check something out first. To Be Continued Before you go you want me to help you down that cross first? Nah i'm good.
Hell of a place by KiD_NoToRiOuS10-05-06 Welcome to hell. Hmm not quite what i expected. Yea were in the middle of redecorating. Maybe this won't be so bad afterall. Now for your punishment, You will be forced to watch THE VIEW for all eternity. Why god!! Noooooo!!
That Jesus, always getting into trouble by KiD_NoToRiOuS10-06-06 Finally, we can get some alone time. Could you turn off the lights. Sure. Oh! Oh! Jesus Christ!! Right there! Huh, what the hell ?? Oh crap. Dude! What the hell are you doing here?!
Fight fire with fire by KiD_NoToRiOuS10-06-06 ... ... Should i be worried its spraying out blood instead of water.
Emo by KiD_NoToRiOuS10-06-06 Hey, what are you doing? I'm putting black clothes and black nail polish on my lawn. Ummm...... why? I'm making my lawn emo. Why would you want to make your lawn emo? If my lawn was emo, then it would cut itself.
Love Your Neighbor by KiD_NoToRiOuS2-25-08 Umm, i gotta talk to you about something... Sure whats up? How can i say this...your kid pooped on my lawn, raped my dog, and kicked my wife! Jesus Christ! I'll have a talk with him. Yea dad? You were suppose to kick the dog.
First Rule of Fight Club by KiD_NoToRiOuS2-25-08 Okay, first rule of fight club don't talk about fight club. Second rule, there are no rules. How are there no rules in fight club you just said there were two and the second is a contradiciton of itself. Which brings me to the third rule, don't ask questions.
What men really think. by KiD_NoToRiOuS2-25-08 Does this make me look fat? Not at all , It really looks good on you! Really?! We'll take take it! What he's really thinking Too easy, don't do it it's not worth it. Does this make me look fat?