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You ready to go to the moon?
Yep! All my stuff is in the rocket! Lets go!
Dum de dum dum dum...
Again! A comic with no funny!
Come on! Lets go!

 

So how you holdin' up?
Not too good, all the G-forces we went through are making me feel sick, I am going to get some fresh air.
Ok, the airlock is on the other side of the ship
Ok, I will be back in a few minutes.
Wait a second....there is no oxygen in space...maybe I should warn her about that.
*drifts off aimless into the vast uncharted reagons of space*

 

Kate's dead, and I've arrived on the moon. I will use my super powers to breath on the moon. Too bad Kate didn't have super powers.
Hello? It's me, Kate. Can anyone see me or hear me? Anyone? *cry*

 

Ok man, lets go, I have some bad news about Kate to tell you on the way back.
Bad news? What can it be? Did she become a lesbian?
No, no, no, lets go.
Ok, can I bring my nails and hammer too?
Hello? I'm sure I saw you guys, where did you go? Don't leave me alone! Please! Help me!

 

6 Months Later
I miss Kate...
The Sixth Sense, Next On CityTV. CityTV, Everywhere, Even In Your Shower.
I'm going to get loaded...
I See Dead People...All The Time...
Hey, he left the TV on, this show seems interesting...
Kate??? It's me, Java! I thought you were dead!

 

Ohmegosh! You can hear me! You are the only one! You must help me!
Anything, Kate. What do you need me to do?
Can I posess you so I can get KBC to use his magical powers and make me real again?
Hmm...I dunno, but I do have something you can posess, if you catch my drift.
Pig.
Ghost.

 

2 Hours Later, KBC Returns Hammered And About To Pass Out.
*drunken slur* DINAH WONT YOU BLOW, DINAH WONT YOU BLOW, DINAH WONT YOU BLOW MY HORN MY HORN!
KBC! ITS ME, KATE! YOU HAVE TO RECREATE ME WITH YOUR POWERS! I AM STUCK IN HERE WITH JAVA!
Ef you are tha real Kate, cen I make you weth biggar boobs?
JUST BRING ME BACK TO LIFE, DAMMIT!
Welcam back Kate, I well go end puke now.
Maybe I should tell him that he took the soul of me, JavaBomberman, and put it in Kates body...naaaa! Now, to find me some bananas and cucumbers...

 

Shit, dad's home, gotta run before he sees me looking at porn!
*Oh Yeah*
Hmm...where did my son, Minkee, go? I could swear I heard him. Hey, what's this on the computer?
*HARDER! HARDER!*
My God! I have never seen this guy on guy action! I must have left this on before I left!
*WHOS YO DADDY?*

 

Hi Kate! What are you doing here at the supermarket?
Oh...umm...just picking up some squash, eggplants, and pumpkins
Cool, planing on cooking later?
Yes....thats it...
What are you going to make?
Enough of the questions!

 

Kate, I need to talk to you...
Damn it, what is he doing here? This is my alone time!
You seem different, in fact, you seem like Java the last time i gave him a body
So you think I am Java? Well, I know he's good looking and smart and funny, so I see why you think I am him, but i am not him.
You have a watermelon haging out of your...I think I will leave, and I want that body back in 5 hours, Java. I also want to know how you can fit in there like that...
Fuck!

 

It's Ok, Kate. He will be back soon. I said he could have a little longer with the body, then I will destroy it and give you a new one.
I'M GONNA KILL THAT SOB! DONT DESTROY THE BODY!
I know what I'm doing, you will get your revenge
*cry* God only knows where he is right now.
Meanwhile...
My God...that is the biggest one i have ever seen....
Yeah, I can fit a watermelon in it. Now come on, I only have about 2 hours left to live, lets get this going!

 

I'm here, lets get this over with, I'm in serious pain, I have a Volkswagon Beetle stuck, it won't come out, and the 23 people inside who were trying to break a record are going to die.
What?

 

Now lets turn it up a notch!
First, we take the old soul and put it into the host, in this case, the TV. Notice this empty host body with the zombie type stare.
BAM!
Then we burn it. Carlos, if you please.
I don't know what else that guy says...
Thank you, Carlos. Then we get rid of the bones remaining and find the souls new host bodies.

 

What happened to the Beetle and the people in it, you ask? Well, they all died.
So Kate, how do you like your new body?
I love it! My boobs are bigger than before, but at least you fixed it so a watermelon can't fit in there.
How about you, JavaBomberman?
I just came!
KBC said I get to kill you. You're soul is going back into the TV afterwards, you get good reception.
Oh Hey Macareina!

 

Next On WTN, Women Who Can Fit Watermelon Into Their...*click*
That show sucks. Better see how bad Java is so I can get some good channels again.
Hey Kate, where is JavaBomberman? Are you finished yet?
He is right down the hall. Be careful you don't slip on the blood.
You know, this is what happens when you stick a watermelon into something that doesn't belong to you.
I don't like pain, make me stop feeling pain.

 

RAAAAAAAAR!
hK'aywsndks!
[badly dubbed japanese]YOU MUST SAVE THE TOWN OF TOKEO FROM GODZILLA AND HIS FRIEND![/badly dubbed japanese]
SQUAK!
This show sucks, what else is on?
When Midget Porn Stars Have A Penis Bigger Than Them, Next On FOX!

 

OH WOW! I HAVE MALE!
Get Rich Quick Sending Out Hot Teen Porn From A Girl Named Melissa At Chernobyl, Open This File To Learn How!
Hey Moving Target, you shouldn't open that file, it's a virus.
YOU ARE GELUS THAT I CAN MAKE MONEE AND YOU CANT!
WAIT! I DONT REMEMBOR DELETENG MY COMPUTR!
Heh, stupid fuck, I can't believe anyone fell for that.

 

...Why yes Minkee, this is a beautiful area. Is there a reason to your madness?
Yes. I've been meaning to ask you something...can I so you up the ass?
We all know you arn't gay, neither am I.
TAKE THAT BACK!
Notice how you always want to give insted of recieve? If you were gay you would be asking for stuff up the ass, like Volkswagons.
....I just wanna fuck something, is that so wrong?

 

What to do...what to do...what to do...I know! I will visit that robot i cast into the sea back in the days of the early comics for me!
Hey Mr. Robot, how are you?
I think I'm rusting...down there.
Why couldn't you have said that last...I'm having writers block and that would have made a good funny, better than anything I got.
That means I can say anything I want about you since you have no more room left and no panels left! Hahahahah! The day is mine!

 

Oh no, FloatingTorsoMan! We are trapped from all sides! What will we do?
I don't know! All we can do is pray! I know we will be ok! Just hold on!
Just when you thought you lost all hope...
OH NO! I MUST SAFE KILER_BEER_COSTR AND FLOTINGTORSOMAN FROM SERTAN DUUM!
...it is confirmed.
For some reason I have the sudden urge to kill myself.
Not before me, you don't!

 
DAMN IT! These stairing contests arn't fair! You don't have a blinking image!
Hehe, I love this game.

 

Wow, I havn't made a comic in a while...but I'm not feeling very funny...
Maybe I should do something important, like use my magical powers to make a cure for cancer of the anus
Ah screw it, this looks more fun.
When Penguins Eat People, Next On FOX!

 

Average game with Minkee of...any game where it can look like you are humping someone
What the fuck are you doing Minkee?
[Team] Minkee : unF unF unF
I'm trying to hump your player, why?
[Team] Minkee : unF unF unF *cream*
Hoser.
*KBC Has Team-Killed Minkee* *DEAD*Minkee : NOO!!!

 
I blame you.

 

So much has changed...Minkee has changed, Kate has changed, NB has changed, everything has changed.
Oh shit, I knew i forgot to turn the iron off last time I was here.

 

You're a new person.
Yes. You thought I looked cool, so you added me in.
But why are you in my house?
I'm waiting for a story line.
...You win this round.

 

One day the new blond girl was walking along when she saw fire.
Being a fool, she put the fire out.
She didn't know fire was a main character...If only she knew, the next comic would have been a lot more painless for her(read: boring)

 

The creator likes doing hell comics, they make him feel funny. Odd, because he never is funny. Brace yourself.
Why? Is something gonna happen?
To think, I braced myself for something lame like that. I might as well shoot myself in the head, that's more fun.

 

Hello Stan. You look different now.
IT'S SATAN! THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!
NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU NOW! BAHAHAHHAHAHA!
ATTN: Due to the lack of the main character, this comic is now dead. Good thing, since this sucked ass anyways. But what will you do? Besides sending me large amounts of cash. Enjoy white.

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