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by KomikKreator
7-28-04
And so, Deth's insidious plot got the best of Umberto.
*Whistling* Oh my! What have I done? *snicker* Bwahaha, I have succeeded with my insidious plot!
Hmm...i taste like ovaltine...
*poke poke* Shouldn't you be dead?
Huh? Oh, yeah, I think.
*dig dig* Um..don't move, ok?
Ok. *hums*

 

by KomikKreator
7-28-04
Deth goes to call his boss and tell him that the deal is done...
*dialing*
*dialtone*
Boss? It's done.
Voice: Good. Scoop him up into a Ziploc baggie and bring him straight to HQ.
Is this the end of Umberto?
Gotcha. Later. *click*
*click*

 

by KomikKreator
7-28-04
And Umberto goes to heaven. How unexpected...*sigh*
Um, hi.
Hello, Umberto. I am the Angel Julius.
Um, Ok. Where am I supposed to be?
Well uh, not here...You should go that way....*points down*
Oh no! It's H-E-Double Hockey sticks for you, Umberto.
Oh, I see it, bye then.
Take a left at Purgatory, okay?

 

by KomikKreator
7-28-04
Later, in Purgatory...
Um, excuse me, sir.
Yeah, bub?
Which way is it to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks?
Oh, you mean Heck?
After a long list of directions, Umberto is off once again.
Hm, no wonder he's goin' ta hell. Now where did I bury my nuts?

 

by KomikKreator
7-28-04
Deth bumps into Umberto in Hell.
Hey, Umberto! I lost you! What are you doing in my boss' inbox already?
Oh, hi, Deth. What're you doin' in Heck?
Oh well, no matter. You're here already.
Yep.
Will your boss mind if I pooped in his inbox?

 

by KomikKreator
7-28-04
Umberto meets Bill Gates?!?! Surely it's only Satan, calm down!
Who the hell are you!?!?!
I am Umberto Jones.
Oh fuck! YOU'RE the wrong guy!
Is something wrong with my flavorings?
And so, Deth fucks up again.
No, your soul is not mine. You shouldn't even BE dead yet...wait til I get my hooves...erm, hands, on that moron DETH!!!
Um, how do I get home?

 

by KomikKreator
7-28-04
Umberto goes home...
DETH!! Get your shroud-wearin ass in here, NOW!
*off panel* Oh shit...
You IDIOT! I wanted the soul of TOMMY LEE Jones, not UMBERTO! Your ass is FIRED!
No, anything but that!!! Not FIRED!
Is this the end of Deth?
MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! IT BURNS!!!!

 

by KomikKreator
7-28-04
Several months later...
Hey, Umberto. Has Deth found a new job yet?
Yeah. He wasn't really into being a dogwalker.
Did Satan stop calling the house?
No, but he sent me a letter...
What's it say..?
"Dear Umberto, sorry for the mix-up. Please except the job of Angel of Death. Love, Satan"

 

by KomikKreator
7-28-04
Deth comes home after a hard day of job hunting...
Umberto? I'm home.
Coming Deth! Oh! I gots a new job!
Oh really?
Yeah! Just got my uniform in the mail.
Well fuck a duck.
You like it?

 

by KomikKreator
7-28-04
7:30pm...Nome, Alaska
Fuck, I'm dead. I KNEW I shouldn't have waited in line for Kevin Costner's Autograph...
Whatcha doin?
Um, aren't you Death?
Uh, yeah.
Several hours later...
So um, shouldn't we be goin' somewhere?
Ooo, roadtrip! You're driving!

 

by KomikKreator
7-28-04
Umberto travels to pick up his next scheduled delivery...
Shit, I KNEW I shouldn't have driven so quickly.
Hi, I'm Umberto.
Several hours later...
So uh, aren't you supposed to take my soul to heaven or hell or something?
Yeah, I just don't remember the way.
I'm fucked, aren't I?
Pretty much. There's soda and a few other dead guys in the back of my van, c'mon.

 

by KomikKreator
7-28-04
Satan calls Umberto's cellular scythe early 6 days later...
Umberto!? Where the HELL are you?
Um, on Earth.
Satan calls Umberto's cellular scythe early 6 days later...
Umberto!? Where the HELL are you?
Um, on Earth.
Satan calls Umberto's cellular scythe early 6 days later...
Umberto!? Where the HELL are you?
Um, on Earth.

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