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by Kr0n1c
9-10-04
I went weewee in my pansies.
Make love to me! Now!

 

by Kr0n1c
9-11-04
Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Yer absolutely right...
But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you...
...I have three nipples.

 

by Kr0n1c
9-11-04
Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Yer absolutely right...
But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you...
Two hours later.
Well uh, I reckon it's about time ya told me what it was ya was about to tell me two hours ago.
Hmm. Well spit in the fire and call the dogs! I'm having the dammest time recollecting.........lets make out.

 

by Kr0n1c
9-11-04
Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Yer absolutely right...
But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you...
BLONDIE! YOU GET BACK HERE BLONDIE! YOUR MADRE ES UN PUTA! BLONDDIIIEEEEE!! *WEEYU-WEEYU-WAH-WAH-WAAAHHH*

 

by Kr0n1c
9-14-04
Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Yer absolutely right...
But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you...
Later that night, deep below the surface of the Pacific, a submarines lights go out.
*thwap-thwap-thwap* Mmmm... rawhide.*thwap-thwap-thwap*
*wisper*Shhhhh... not so loud. Do you want Captain Nemo to hear us again? Remember what happened last time!*wisper*

 

by Kr0n1c
9-18-04
Hey Carl. About last weeks board meeting.
Oh yeah, that... heh heh.
*Flashback to last weeks boardmeeting*
AAAWWW!!! OK WE'LL EXCEPT YOUR PROPOSAL. OH GOD WHY? WWWHHHYYY!!! IT HURTS!!! WWWHHHYYY!!!
ALL FREE NATIONS SHALL FALL BEFORE MY PROPOSAL AND WORSHIP!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That does it! You're fired!
*Note to self* Shooting meth between the toes and Redbull enemas before board meetings: NOT GOOD!

 

by Kr0n1c
9-24-04
"For sale: One hairy palm, slightly sticky, cums with free tub of Vaseline. Will trade for eyesight back. Call Kr0n1c at: 1(234) 627-8628 or 1(234) MAS-TOB8."
"Lost: Self respect, dignity, and virginity. Last seen: Right before Ted handed me some school punch. If found please call Prom Queen at: 1(456) 766-3437 or 1(456) ROO-FIES."
"Lost: Control of national deficit Last seen: Around 7.3 trillion and growing. If found please reduce and return to: U.S. Government 1(800) 937-3828 or 1(800) WER-FUCT."

 

by Kr0n1c
9-25-04
shit, fuck, cunt, dubly doo, dubly doo
piss, bitch, mother fucker, fuckety fuck, fuckety fuck
And they lived happily ever after... The End...or is it?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????fuck
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by Kr0n1c
10-12-04
To the comment leaver on 9-25-04.
Fuck you.

 

by Kr0n1c
11-02-04
Here's your ballot. Just use the booth to your right.
ok.
?
Oh yeah. You like that right there. Who's your voter bitch? Fuck yeah. Fill that little fucking circle. OH FUCK YEAH! I'M VOTING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS BALLOT BITCH! NA NA NA NAAA! *SPLOODGE*
Um, are you ok.
I'm ok, I just had a votergasm. I think I need a new ballot.

 

by Kr0n1c
11-19-04
Aw man another fucking customer. Welcome to Arby's. *fart* What do you want?
Filthy sinner. I wonder what Jesus would do to this heathon.
BBBBUUUURRRRRNNNN! MWHAHAHAHA!
Well, you gonna order?
Burn baby. Burn.

 

by Kr0n1c
12-27-04
Hey little Billy how was your xmas?
It was ok I guess. I been thinking. If Santa is real what does he do all year once xmas is over?
Well, after xmas Santa eats the 5 elfs who produced the least amount of toys. Than he spins himself into a cacoon and hybernates. He than emerges as the easter bunny and begins laying eggs.
MOM!
Sorry Billy. After the third or fourth heroin and coffee enema of the day my lies become pretty creative. Wanna hear my theory on why I think frosty the snowman is the anti-christ?
NO! How about one of them enemas though?

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