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by LBH
8-09-06
Let's get out of here!!!
MOM!!!
Dont snort all my cocaine, brother.
IF I Leeeeave Here Tomooorooow...
Ouch

 

by LBH
8-09-06
TOBOR'S HONOR HAD BEEN CHALLENGED!!!
TOBOR CHALLENGES YOU TO A HARDCORE MARATHON CORNOLING!!! CONTEST
You're on.
um...show over?

 

by LBH
8-09-06
I got a rodeo in my pants.
Is that so?
Don't think about it so much, you pervert!!!
Hey, its a dandy mental image.

 

by LBH
8-09-06
I got a rodeo in my pants.
It would just be best if you just let it be.
Hey, man, I know what I'm doiiiii...
*ouch*
I told you not to touch it.

 

by LBH
8-12-06
After hours and hours of Butt-Butt being massively cornholed..
WHEW. GLAD THAT IS OVER. YOU HAVE QUITE A TECHNIQUE IN MANRAPE.
You ain't half bad yourself.
OKAY, BUTT-BUTT. WHO WOULD YOU SAY WAS BETTER?
...BUTT-BUTT?

 

by LBH
8-12-06
BUTT-BUTT, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
Here, let me try. Hey, Butt-Butt, speak to me.
We Are Having Technical Difficulty...Please Stand By

 

by LBH
8-12-06
We Are Having Technical Difficulty...Please Stand By
We Are Having Technical Difficulty...Please Stand By
"We <3 Butt-Butt" will be off the air until further notice.

 

by LBH
8-15-06
In other news, beloved television host, Butt-Butt, is still recovering from a recent rupturing of his anus.
The anal rupturing caused his circuits to become overloaded and burn out.
Doctors say that recovery is slow, but will continue.
Crap!!! How are you still standing, you freak!!!

 

by LBH
8-18-06
I don't know why people say I am homophobic. I like gays.
And by "like," I mean "hit in the face with a shovel."

 

by LBH
8-19-06
Looks like its just me and you, little buddy.
So, I wonder if "Hot Monkey Love" is just and expression.
...and he has just been here five minutes.

 

by LBH
8-20-06
Nevermind, I'm finished.
What a strange combined sensation of dissapointment AND relief.

 

by LBH
8-20-06
Let's see if I can capitalize on another internet fad.
I'm so lame.

 

by LBH
8-20-06
Damn, my little scheme would work better if I could title it correctly.
Now my wikipedia page says I am the president of American Samoa.

 

by LBH
8-20-06
Crap, no matter now hard I try, I cannot spell my comic title right.
I eat lamps sometimes.

 

by LBH
8-20-06
I guess I should have put my tray table up while we were landing.
Oh well. I'll put it up twice on the way back.

 

by LBH
8-21-06
Yay, I appear to be winning this online poker game.
Three more webcam viewers, and these pants are coming off.

 

by LBH
8-22-06
I've got a rodeo in my pants.
Hi, I'm Lance Bass.
RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!

 

by LBH
8-22-06
My MySpace page has had twelve hundred viewers today alone.
"I am not Stephen Colbert"...hehehehe

 

by LBH
8-22-06
Hey, Baby.
Hey, George-Duke-as-a-Boy
I'm a bad idea for a comic strip,
I realize that now.

 

by LBH
8-23-06
That's it!!! I've had it with this motherf**king rodeo in my motherf**king pants!!!
Oh, wait, no I haven't.

 

by LBH
8-23-06
Hello and welcome to "We <3 Butt-Butt." I'm Chester, and I am co-hosting for the moment.
His recovery is slow, but it won't be long before he will be back to normal...
Butt-Butt am fishing
Did I mention that his recovery is slow?
Where am Butt-Butt ham sandwich?

 

by LBH
8-23-06
Hillo i am teh sebra i has a saiks wit teh womens all teh tiem
Hey, cutie. Do you want to give me a chance with an experienced man for a change.
shur i lieks teh saiks i dos ti all teh tiem twentie tiems yesserday
Um, okay, let's have at it then.
Three seconds later...
I lieked it, i didnt evan have to do aniethin
I'll get you a clean pair of underoos...after I get myself a drink.

 

by LBH
8-23-06
I hate that song.

 

by LBH
8-24-06
Sucky sucky two dallah!!!
Sucky sucky two dallah
hi, i have two dollars
But you have nothing for me to sucky sucky.
boo hoo, the truth makes me sad

 

by LBH
8-25-06
I've got a rodeo in my pants.
So, know where I can score some rope, I got a calf to laso.
And I was thinking that some boats might have normal people in them.

 

by LBH
8-25-06
We would like to thank all the fans for the letters you sent. They helped in his recovery.
Belgum raffles!!!
Pants?
Yes, suprisingly, this is recovery.
Butt-Butt missed Larry, where am Seattle?

 

by LBH
8-25-06
...and can I supersize my order?
Aw, forget it, I should expect good service after I set fire to a cashier just to smell her burn.
Ah, sweet, sweet charred cashier.

 

by LBH
8-30-06
"Dear Butt-Butt, I am sorry you got brutally cornholed live on national TV."
Butt-Butt am Larry
"I think even though Tobor's rod was bigger, the other one had more finesse."
BUTT-BUTT AM LARRY!!!
"Anyway, I hope you get over having your brains fucked out. Sincerely, Kevin, age 6."
No squares, please. Butt-Butt am dolphin.

 

by LBH
9-10-06
And now, our special musical guest...um, Telephone?
Yay, bacon!!!
*Ring Ring*
Why did I agree to do this?
SCIENCE!!!

 

by LBH
9-14-06
Did you hear that Christopher Reeves has died?
Yeah.
John Ritter passed away not too long ago too.
Yeah.
So, which "Noises Off" cast member do you think will eat it next, Michael Caine?
My money is on "Cousin Larry."

 

by LBH
9-27-06
So, Lance, there's a rumor that you are gay.
Actually,its not a rumor, I announced it not too long ago.
Great, that's a good hour's worth of teasing down the drain. Now what are we gonna talk about?
I collect stamps.

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