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by LUEserElite
8-23-03
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man, this sucks... the preteen camp is ending...
LUE: Omg pedophile!!11!!211@!1
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I am NOT a pedophile!
Child molester!!11!!!22!!
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Idiots...
LUE: Omg pedophile!!11!!211@!1

 

by LUEserElite
8-28-03
A burger at McDonalds: $2.89
Here's your burger!
Thanks!
A trip to the Caribeans: $2000
This is great!
ARRRR!
Getting home in time to watch gay porn: Priceless.
OH YES!! OH YES!! OH YES!!!!!
"I am sliding it in..."

 

by LUEserElite
8-28-03
So the trip was great... Nothing happened between us though... Just some hanging out and stuff...
Oh meh god you didnt $3><0rz t3h faces?!
On the other side...
Oh Shade was great! We fucked the first night we met, and it was so awsome!!!
PICS. NOW.
Lee's analization of the situation.
So as you can see, Shini is a huge attention whore, and Shade is a player.
That would be the only reason that they fucked the first night of meeting. Guess you could call Shade lucky, guess you can call him asshole.

 

by LUEserElite
8-28-03
So.. as you can see, there probably isnt a single girl out there who would even go out with me...
At least I cant think of any...
So there is Angela... Two years ago I've had a crush on her... For two years I still cant forget about her...
Oh Lee? Nah, hes a nice guy, but, hes a loser, and hes fat and ugly...
*sigh* *runs off crying*
So you see, not many likes me... and Angela is actually one with a NICER personality...
Lee? No, I wont like him...

 

by LUEserElite
1-27-04
What the @#$% is this place?!
Hi, I am god.
?!
Hi, uh... Do you know how the @#$% I got up here?
I am god, I don't tell people how the @#$% they got up here...
?!
Then why the @#$% am I here?
Because I am omnipotent and j00 = PWNED.

 

by LUEserElite
1-27-04
Lets learn Singlash la
Wait, isnt that how people from Hong Kong speak?
No leh, first you add la and leh to everything.
Thats still how people from Hong Kong speak!
As you can see, Lee is extremely bored, and is lacking brain power...
You listen to me l....
Oh stfu n00b la. I pwn j00 leh!

 

by LUEserElite
6-19-04
Certain things will never happen to me...
For one, getting a girlfriend.
Ok Lee, you suck.
Hey uh... want to be my girlfriend?
How many other girls did you ask?
Ok... Die...
Errrrr... Crystal, Michelle, Kathy, you... And someone else... *shrugs*
Uh... Tell me when someone says yes...

 

by LUEserElite
6-19-04
Cheapskate...
Lee, do you even know what you are gonna do if a girl says yes?
Uh... if it costs money, probably nothing.
Imagine...
Hey Michelle you wanna go out with me sometime?
Like what, to dinner? I'd love to!
Die.
Uh... Eat your own dinner...
Jerk!

 

by LUEserElite
6-19-04
Its rather hot in here...
Hell yeah...
Ok Lee, stop the puns...
Uh... Would you know where those zombies are?
Who the hell do you think I am? Satan? I am just one lost soul...
Errr... I am Satan now, cause Satan quit...
Shut up...

 

by LUEserElite
6-19-04
Zombies approach!
OMG Zombies!!!
ARCH COCK!
I mean... ARGH Zombie's COCK!!
Lee, shut the hell up or I zap you.
WTF?!
Brains...
Cock...

 

by LUEserElite
6-19-04
Yay! Lets smoke them! Summon priest!
Let there be light.
Zombies dont worth HP...
Hyper-God-Finga!!
ARRRRRRGH!
Thank god this'll be the last...
Thank you, you have restored peace in hell.
What the HELL are you talking about?!

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