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by LUNCHGroups
7-20-16
How do you make milkshake?
I don't know.... how?
Make a cow watch a scary movie.
I think I’ll just go now
Wait! I have lots more cow jokes.
Why is my life this way?

 

by LUNCHGroups
5-02-17
There was this person and it was his birthday
I'm having the best birthday ever.
Ba-wwwk
And he went in the jungle. He found an abandoned house
Wow, that house sure was scary
Ba-wwwk
But it wasn’t really abandoned, there was a party going on.
Woo Hoo. Best party ever. Good talking to you.
Ba-wwwk

 

by LUNCHGroups
7-10-17
What's the fastest way to count cows?
What?
Using a COW-culator
That's so ridiculous...har har har

 

by LUNCHGroups
1-16-18
Why can't Elsa have a balloon?
Why?
Because she'll let it go
Who's Elsa?
Do you get it?
Yes, I get it now.

 

by LUNCHGroups
2-26-18
The boy accidentally dropped the girl’s special rock and it broke
I tripped and fell and broke your special rock
I thought you did it on purpose
The girl asked the boy why he did that
I never would break your stuff on purpose. I'm really sorry it happened.
I accept your apology
The boy told her he didn’t mean to do it. The girl forgave him
Thanks for accepting it. Maybe we could go together and find a new one some time.
Okay, what a nice thing to offer. You're the best!

 

by LUNCHGroups
4-18-18
I wonder how to destroy humanity this time.
Unfortunately, you might already been doing this.
Oh, I didn’t know that.
I can tell you how many ways that this is already happening.
Okay, tell me how you’re doing it.
People are playing with their phones late and causing them to lose sleep. People are texting while driving and getting distracted. People are spending too much time on social media.

 

by LUNCHGroups
4-18-18
Technology is really causing that many problems?
Yes!
He pressed the button and turned the robot off

 

by LUNCHGroups
7-31-18
Jeff the Bird has a pogo stick attached to his cage. One day, as he bounced along, he noticed an unfamiliar face.
Who are you?
I'm Bull-Winkle, the new intern
They went on a tour
This is the storage room. It's where we keep the old files
Where would I be working?
Jeff the Bird continues the tour
This is the security console. It's where you'll be working.
All right! I'll be the best security ever! And, that's no bull.

 

by LUNCHGroups
1-09-19
A dude named Daniel Norm won the lottery
I won the lottery!
Not so fast there, the government will take a big chunk of it.

 

by LUNCHGroups
1-09-19
A dude named Daniel Norm won the lottery
I won the lottery!
Not so fast there, the government will take a big chunk of it.
It can't be that big of a deal.
Try buying expensive things and see what happens.
Daniel Norm purchased a jumbo jet, house, vlog camera, but when he tried to purchase his final item, a new hat, the manager said he doesn’t have enough money left
Hey, nice hat. Did you just buy it?
Since I didn’t have enough money to buy a $20 hat, I sold the jumbo jet for $20 and bought the hat.

 

by LUNCHGroups
1-29-19
We have to just keep going from room to room and I never get congratulated. I want to quit
According to my calculations, we’ve been to twenty rooms today
Let’s head to the boardroom to hide
If I am correct, we have a 29% chance that we will get seen and a 10% chance that we will not be seen. We should try to find something to help us leave this area
Did you hear footsteps?
Now that we've been in the boardroom awhile, I'm too bored to escape

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