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by Life_Is_Life
4-22-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Where should we go?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
How bout Wisconsin?
Sure but we must be careful.
Dumb Blonde Adventures/THE HORROR!!!
Why?
They made polka!

 

by Life_Is_Life
4-22-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures/As they fly to Wisconsin something happened! A pigion went in the engines and they crashed on a island where only 3 survived the crash!
OH GOD!
WHEEEE!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Why diddn't we die we stood up!
Year and whos the third survivor?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I'm back,baby!
Weren't you dead?

 

by Life_Is_Life
4-23-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I'm back and ready to kill you! Ya dumb blonde!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Can't I just pull off your tail and exsplode you?
Year...
Dumb Blonde Adventures
That seems mean though.

 

by Life_Is_Life
4-23-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
How ya gonna stop me without your BUTCH BABY ARMY?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
The Muffin Red hatters brothers...
crap...
Feel our mentaly wrath...
We are funky to da core!

 

by Life_Is_Life
4-23-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures/The Muffin Red hatters brothers (Bob & Bill) takes on Stacie while Eric is on da can. Bob shoots his Mental ray and....
HEBLOOSH
Dumb Blonde Adventures/turning Blond into a...
BIRD!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Sorry I was trying tapeworm...

 

by Life_Is_Life
4-24-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures/As Bob in the Muffin Red Hatters Brothers try his Mental trick again the birds mirror bounces it off and...
BOING
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Pretty...
Dumb Blonde Adventures/Bob defeated Stacie turns back as her stupid self
Frozen Brad? I was trying 3 legged cockroach!

 

by Life_Is_Life
4-24-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures/As Bob's brother Bill tries on Eric and he shoots...
HEBLOOSH!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Dumb Blonde Adventures
ERIC! WHY YOU THROW ME IN FRONT OF YOU?!?
Like i'm being a chessboard

 

by Life_Is_Life
4-24-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures/Eric tackles Bill once when he shoots a mental beam!
HIYAHH!
HEBLOOSH!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Dumb Blonde Adventures
AHHH!
AHHH!

 

by Life_Is_Life
4-24-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures/ Stacie and Eric turns back since they defeating the Muffin Red Capper Brothers.
Finaly..
Now on to Wisconsin!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
YEAR!
Wait...NUTTY!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
HA! I pulled your tail!
AHHHH!

 

by Life_Is_Life
4-27-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Yep on to Wisconsin by boat
Hey look under the water!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Come on make yourself loyal!
Cover us in oil!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
A swimming holiday gay singing fishmen?
Known as uncle Joe and Aunt Molly

 

by Life_Is_Life
4-27-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Well heres Wisconsin
Can we get something to eat before exsploring?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
sure!
sweet...
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Welcome to KFC may I take your order?

 

by Life_Is_Life
4-27-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Want some cheese nips?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
no, thank you.
Want to dance the polka?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Whats with you Wisconsinites?
Want a pug jammed up your bootey?

 

by Life_Is_Life
4-27-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures/Stacie thinks the squrrels in Wisconsin are evil!
*Chews nuts*
Dumb Blonde Adventures
AHHH!
Die evil!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Listen Blondie not all squrrels are evil!
Should I switch to cops?

 

by Life_Is_Life
4-27-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures/Evil plans...
Soon that Blonde will die by me,Carrot Nose!
And me,Bloody Snout!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
We will trick her into a cave of the rabid Polka Men of Wisconsin!
How?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Candy of course...

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-01-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures/While Carrot Nose and Bloody Snout trys to find Stacie...
*Whistles*
*Whistles*
Dumb Blonde Adventures/While Stacie trys to escape the messed up Wisconsinites...
God help me...
Cheese yum yum! TASTY IN DA BUM!
Dumb Blonde Adventures/While Eric trys to order popcorn chicken.
I get it you are a cannibal! You eat people like me because we taste good in sauce? Maybe we should try you in sauce! GRRRRRRRR!
Calm down....

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-01-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures/Stacie falls into a trap
That snowman told me theres candy in this cave...
Dumb Blonde Adventures
This will be great...
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I wonder why "Candy" Sounds fameliar?

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-01-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
AHHHHH! EVIL POLKA MAN!
god i'm a chick..sheesh
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Wait this isn't a cave..
YEAR!
Sorry but Stripcreator couldn't afford paper to make a cave.
How naughty
I'll be in my trailor that dosen't exists

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-01-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures/Anyway back to the story.
How can I beat her?
*Does da polka*
Dumb Blonde Adventures
IDEA!
*Does da polka*
Dumb Blonde Adventures/Diddn't see that coming,huh?
Yep...
OH MY GOD! SHE BIT MY ARM OFF!

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-02-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Dang you blondie!I am carrot nose,leader of Holi-Mafia!You can't beat us!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Whats make you so scary?
Behind you...
Dumb Blonde Adventures/Stacie don't mock Santa!
Ya fear Santa?
No thats just gay...

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-02-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures/The Holi-Mafia joins up and brutaly attacks Stacie!
*Throw yellow snowballs*
*Butt jumps*
*Shocks*
*Eats taco*
Dumb Blonde Adventures/While Eric stills try to get a popcorn chicken bucket.
Grumpy,ain't ye?
Give me my food! It been 3 frekkin days!I'm tired and hungry give me my food ya babacued chicken!

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-02-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures/Stacie sees her past and the bad times from the brutal attack......
I'm going to anol probe you...
Well see'ya soon...
From the villians,pain,and freinds that she'll miss....
Waterballoons filled with ketchup...
I thank you for your help....
She was happy at the thought of past tenniss shoes and Eric....
How ya feel?
All I know i won't be having children....

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-02-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures/ With the memories of her freinds,Stacie corage grows and attacks with great effort!
Too bad it diddn't work
*Stomps*
*Stomps*
yep...diddn't work...
*Jumps on Stacie*
*Stomps*

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-02-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures/Finaly Eric arrives...
Yo Stacie! I heard you're in this fake cave!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Shes getting her butt kicked right now.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
okay I'll wait.
Year ya better!

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-04-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures/Suddenly the Holi-Mafia are squished by something very big that missed Stacie!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Good job,Eric!
Thanks but I got to go do something...
Dumb Blonde Adventures
NEVER!!!
GIVE ME MY CHICKEN!!!

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-04-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Are you ready to go home?
Yes!I'm tired of these cheese eating polka dancers!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
But when are you going to let the KFC chicken go?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
When I get my popcorn chicken...
Screw you!

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-04-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
What are you looking at?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I dropped KFC chicken in the sea.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Hello Dolly!

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-04-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures/Once back Stacie checked her mail..
Bills....ads...mom....note from Hollywood?
I'M AIR!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I'm going to be making comercials!!!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Can I...
Not even 2% cash!

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-04-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures/Stacie and Eric ride the boat to Hollywood!
Hey if we have no jobs I wonder how we can pay for these trips?
Shut up you're supposed to be dumb,remember?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Hello.
Hi,I'm Stephen King and i'm going to need nude pictures if you want to be in this movie.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
But i'm in a pimpil commercial.
Are you ditching my religion?

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-04-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Whats the movie "Stoned" About?
2 chicks getting stoned and have mystical adventures in their mind.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Just like when I was 21!
Cool lets start Stoner President scene.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
If I Stoner Chicka get elected I promise a beer in every fridge,bowl,and fat butt!
I'm al gore. I feel frisky!

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-04-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures/Beginning Scene
Lets get stoned
kay!
Dumb Blonde Adventures/Middle Scene
Miss Stoney,Lets run for president!
Yes and get butt naked so the drunks will vote for us!
Dumb Blonde Adventures/Ending Scene
Stone Chicka,Al Gore turned into his full form!We must be careful!
I'm catholic!ROAR!

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-05-03
Dumb Blonde Adventure
How did I do?
GREAT! I'm having you with me when I present it!
Dumb Blonde Adventure
Sweet!
Yes but wheres Eric?
Dumb Blonde Adventure
Couph the chicken up! He owes me food!
Those nads looks tasty...

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-05-03
Dumb Blonde Adventure
WOW!Tons of folks showed up!
I'm hungry for doritos...
I'm the creator of this lame comic
The ending ain't right!
I hope ya know what i'm doing...
:>

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-05-03
Dumb Blonde Adventure
Welcome to the Taco Awards for movies...who will win a Golden Gas Taco? Lets see our 4 nomanies!
Dumb Blonde Adventure
I'm Mel Gibson in "Lawyer's Life"
I'm Stacie in "Stoned"
Dumb Blonde Adventure
I'm a chair in "Chair Comics:Movie"
I'm Jason Vorrhees in"The Kreuger and Voorhees Musical!"

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-05-03
"Winners are Stacie and Stephen King in "Stoned"
YES!!!
Man i'm so high
Dumb Blonde Adventure
I want to thank mama and Eric and pies!
Dumb Blonde Adventure
I want to thank Stephen King for he helped 5-10 year old smoking to increase!

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-06-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures/Back at Hollywood...
Tiff, we won a Golden Gas Taco!
Sweet!Thats like better than bronzed burrito!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Shes a dumb brunette,huh?
Sadly yep

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-06-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
So you're Adam;Tiff's sidekick like me?
Yes eccept youre with Blondie..ur..Stacie.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
cool but what are you searching for?
A shiny green taco shaped belt. I wonder why we got basicaly the same quest?
Meanwhile in Heaven
Yes God how?
I was drunk that night...

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-06-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I got to show you da mall!
kay!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
*ZOOM*
*ZOOM*
Dumb Blonde Adventures
They left us so wanna go...
To the stripbar?Sure!

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-06-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
*GASP*
Tiff,Why ya stopped?
"Its Hooter and Bite;My two most evil enemies"
Yes prepare to ye doom Ms.Tiffany
yar yar yar....bones!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
We must kill them!
I should've known another saga was coming.

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-08-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Well Hooter its time to pay!
Dats what dumb redhead said!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
OW!OW!HEY DON'T TOUCH THERE!OW!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
You saw where he touched me!
Diddn't ya wonder why they call him hooter?

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-08-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
You're pretty strong..*Breathes deep*
Yes...
KRUNCH!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
*Groans*And you have a nice low blow...

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-08-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Ya can't beat me;yep
Why?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Dumb Blonde Adventures
ow*Faints*
HA!Finaly a Dumb Bruenette beats Blonde!HA!HA!HA!

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-08-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures/Stacie awakes in a strange land...
Dumb Blonde Adventures
You can't move because of our paralize shot!You thall be tortured unless...
Crap
Dumb Blonde Adventures
someone strong and heroic comes.
I been waiting for a good fight...

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-08-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
OW!*BAM*DANG!OW!HEY!
Go Xtof!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
KRUNCH!
Thats gotta hurt!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Hope thats not Xtof's..

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-08-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Thanks Xtof!
No prob but lets get the Dumb Brunette
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Wait wheres Eric?
Well....
Dumb Blonde Adventures
WHAT!?!
I threw him a ditch thinking you wouldn't mind.

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-08-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
This pool is sweet...
Tiff,lets talk.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Does this turn cold because i'm sweating!
The Blonde is coming with Xtof and we must do something.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Can this switch to cold?
What a dumb Brunette!

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-14-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Man,this graveyard is huge!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Sorry....
Why are you sorry?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I killed half these people
oh....i'm gonna walk faster now.

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-14-03
Soon a image appears...
Who are you?
I'm Braddy..here to tell you da secret to kill Brunette.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
AHHH!
EVIL!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
....
Oh sorry;was he important?

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-14-03
Finaly made it in Tiff's domain.
Year
With my strenth we will kill Tiff!
What about hooter?
We can go eat there afterwards.
Men...

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-17-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
So I get Hooter,right?
Right so I can beat the dumb brunette.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
May I ask why his name's Hooter?
Hes a owl
Dumb Blonde Adventures
dang
sorry not that kind.

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-17-03
Soon the battle thall begin!
ATTACK!
EVIL!
Xtof cuts...
HA! HA! HA! HA!
While the dumb chat to annoy each other to death!
I waake with such a headacke knowing that I had no asprin thinks of a time when I was at a rock concert getting a migrane and I wanted to so kill the singer...
I was wondering if I should make my hair curly but I thought I'll look too much like Annie so I might dye it red like the color because its so cool...

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