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by LittleRocker
7-10-09
I brought you here Son to learn a lesson on how to treat a woman.
How is a morgue going to teach me on how to treat a woman?

 

by LittleRocker
7-18-09
Sorry, you look to young for this bar.
I'm 21.
Maybe you could ask someone to come in with you to prove that your 21?
I'm not asking Betty shes a slut.
Not a friend, how about your Mom?
My Mom is Betty.

 

by LittleRocker
8-31-09
Where did you find that blue tie?
In my closet.
Do you have anymore?
No, I've ran out.
Oh, thats ashame. Do you happen to have any ties left?

 

by LittleRocker
10-02-09
I'm going to kill you Ben.
Why?
Because I hate the number 99!

 

by LittleRocker
10-04-09
I didn't get any sleep last night.
I'm not surprised.
How much can you cry in one night?
You drink three gallons of beer tonight and lets see how much you cry.

 

by LittleRocker
12-07-09
What are you going to do this Christmas Brad?
Skip it.
You've celebrated Kwanzaa for the past five years, will you ever stop and grow up?
Well I had to change it a bit this year. Last year I got arrested for shitting on kids door steps.
That sucks.
What sucks is this year they get to shit on mine.

 

by LittleRocker
1-31-11
Once a day I sit in this can for cancer
But I still haven't got it

 

by LittleRocker
1-31-11
Final carrot, where would you like it?
We could pretend its a dick! hahaha!
ok
I'd like it up my ass

 

by LittleRocker
2-01-11
Have you ever thought whats the point of life?
because, If I were you I would of killed myself a long time ago, or at least tried to hang myself, or something..
Thanks Dad

 

by LittleRocker
3-09-16
dont tell raj but I took a dump in his turban
raj
dont tell your dad but I love a smelly dump in my turban

 

by LittleRocker
3-11-16
so this is where you buried your frog
yes he was my best friend
ah
I think a piece of his leg is still on the bottom of my shoe if you want it chen

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