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by Little_Sqirrel
4-11-02
Originally I was just Indy Pete, then I moved to Ularu.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
4-18-02
I can't believe you killed my partner, that must have been some good sucking.
yes, I sucked it off completely, lucky the docters preserved it for us though. now we can put it on the dinner table.
I'm sure it taste better than anything you've put on the dinner table.
lets just go to the funeral.
can we stop for ice-cream?
no.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
4-24-02
I'm telling you, I'm not a terrorist. I wouldnt hurt a fly
well, I guess I can believe you.
HAHAHAHAHA belive me? die you son of a bitch!
arghhhhhhhh
I carry an axe with me, of course I'm a f---ing terrorist.
that was mean uncle harry.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
4-24-02
I hate smokers, get out.
what are you going to do if I dont?
I'll bloody smoke you is what I'll do now bugger off.
but then you will be a smoker.
read the badge, asshole, myname is Captain Hypocrite.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
6-07-02
.....and then I said to Mrs Lewis, that's not my wife, thats a penguin.
Ha Ha! what the fuck are you staring at?
____on the other side of the park.____
why is that strange man looking at me?

 

by Little_Sqirrel
6-07-02
hey baby, hows about you and I go behind the pretzel cart and...
ewww thats just disgusting, why would I wanbt to do anything with a fat guy like you?
I just thought that...
well you thought wrong. now get away from me you psycho.
she wants me.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
6-07-02
Gabe, why are you hiding in the bushes?
I'm watching my girlfriend, I can see in her bedroom window from here.
she's not your girlfriend Gabe, if she was would you have to hide in the bushes?
She's just playing hard to get, now shut up, theres a guy coming in the room.
daddy, theres a strange man looking in my window, and i think he's masturbating.
well you could at least take your shirt off, come on, he must want to see those puppies of yours. if you dont start playing with yourself right now your grounded for three years young lady.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
6-07-02
seriosly Gabe, you can go to jail for this.
If you like the law so much why don't you just become a police sniffer squirrel?
and I'ts morally wrong as well you should be ashamed of yourself.
shutup squirrel, she's getting naked.
holy shit, pass the binoculars.
just don't come behind the bushes, I'm kind of busy here.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
6-07-02
Hi there.
I saw you watching me last night.
oh yeah?
you really turned me on, I'm still horny now if you want to go behind the pretzel cart.
hell yeah!
I sure hope the pretzel van sells "hot dogs"

 

by Little_Sqirrel
6-08-02
gabe, how do you feel about handcuffs?
for you, I'll do anything.
wait here a second, I'll be back with some handcuffs.
hurry up, bitch.
I should have seen this coming.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
6-08-02
back again?
stalking.
you won't be here long?
how can you tell?
they let you out for kicking a dog, they wont keep you for this.
that's good. I want to get out and see my girlfriend.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
8-06-02
Hey Gabe, did you see that sign Mrs. Cunningham put up saying how this park will have a designated smoking area, and there's a fine if you smoke outside of it?
Yep. Who does she think she is putting up a sign like that?
The park owner.
Shutup!

 

by Little_Sqirrel
8-06-02
so do we go to the smoking or non-smoking section?
Well, if we go to the smoking section, I'm going to have to walk further to the pretzel cart.
and there aren't as many chicks in the smoking section. but if we stay here, I can't smoke.
Gabe, you don't smoke.
oh yeah.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
8-06-02
What's the point of having a non-smoking section, the smoke is just blowing over here anyway.
oh I see the problem, were in the smoking section.
let's go back to non-smoking.
damnit, I was just starting to enjoy the fresh air over here and you want to take me away? ok.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
8-06-02
ah, back in the non-smoking section.
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I NEED A CIGARETTE!
wow, that shit really is addictive.
let's go back to the smoking section.
I'm not going back, I'll get lung cancer.
wait, that sign didn't say anything about marijuana! I can smoke it legally!

 

by Little_Sqirrel
8-06-02
this is some good shit.
oh crap.
you really just forgot that pot was illigal anyway?
how the fuck do I know? I was high.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
8-05-03
Hey Gabe, remember that time we did stuff and then things happened?
Yeah, good times.
FIGHT THE POWER!
I miss the old days.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
8-05-03
So where you been the last 365 days, man? The park missed you.
I just had some important stuff to attend to.
FIGHT THE POWER!
Well it's good to have you back.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
8-05-03
Pretzel van cart thing...
Hey, I heard you got a new pretzel that tastes exactly like a KFC Sweet Chilli Twister.
Sorry, Gabe. I sold them all to those guys over there while you were gone.
FIGHT THE POWER!
Hey, this really does taste like a Sweet Chilli Twister.
I'll just have a regular pretzel then.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
8-05-03
I heard you got one of them new Twister Pretzels.
Yeah, man, you want some?
FIGHT THE POWER!
Oh shit! The cops!

 

by Little_Sqirrel
8-05-03
FIGHT THE POWER!
RUN AWAY!!!
Do you realise that eating an unauthorized reproduction of the seven secret herbs and spices is, by state law, an arrestable offence?

 

by Little_Sqirrel
8-05-03
Oh yeah, I've eaten my fair share of fake Twister pretzels.
FIGHT THE POWER!
Mmm.. pretzel...
THE END!
The end of what? What are you talking about?

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