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by Lizardboy
11-15-02
The evil Ezekiel comes up with a neat idea.
Thootar, activate the trapdoor of doom.
Yes my liege...
Our hero falls to his doom...
Aw Shiiiaaaaaaaat
Brains!
And lands in the dungeons
Aw crap.
Hullo!

 

by Lizardboy
11-16-02
Fredthebigpimp finds himself before a peculiar creature...
Yo, who be you?
I am Xenon, I was imprisoned here by Ezekiel to create the Funky Purple Swirling Vortex generator.
Hmm... Yo got tha blueprints? We could get ourselves outta here...
Hmm, didn't think of that... Okay.
You got da bits?
Yes, they were left here from a filming of the 'A' team...

 

by Lizardboy
11-16-02
Fred and Xenon are sucked into the Funky Purple Swirling Vortex...
Fred finds himself in another corridor in Ezekiel's fortress...
*thwop*
Halt! None shall pa...
Whereas Xenon is not so fortunate...
Honest officer, I just arrived here! It's not my car!
You got that right... Theft of property, hmm?

 

by Lizardboy
11-19-02
Halt! I am thootar, loyal servant of the mighty Ezekiel!
Using his 1337 powers, Fred burns away the aparell of the fearsome thootar.
*thwoopage*
Yikes!
I have revealed your true identity.
Got me.

 

by Lizardboy
11-19-02
Did you hear?
What?
Fredthebigpimp has assaulted Ezekiel's fortress
Never!
It's always funny until somebody speaks latin.
Stercorem pro cerebro habes.
Ipso facto?

 

by Lizardboy
11-19-02
Once again fred is confronted with the hologram of the vile ezekiel...
I have hidden myself in the secret bedroom! You will not find me there, pimp!
Mental note: Go to secret bedroom...
You will never find it! it's in the place where you least expect it: That's right, just down the corridor and on the left!
*plan*
And I will not tell you the secret code, which is 234325.

 

by Lizardboy
11-19-02
fredthebigpimp enters ezekiel's secret bedroom
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Curses! Fred! You shall not take me alive!
use 1337 powers
Use funky purple swirling vortex
*thw...* huh?
*Blink*

 

by Lizardboy
11-19-02
Fred has hexpanded onto Ezekiel's territoreh
This is your room.
*giggle*
Soon, the brothel/fortress is making Fred a rich pimp.
Do I look like a whore to you?
Put it this way: Come on in
Ezekiel is less fortunate.
*gulp*
RAAAAH! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!

 

by Lizardboy
6-27-03
Welcome to Dr. Burger's. What can I get you?
I would like a medium plutonium reactor core, regular silicon deposits and a large liquid nitrogen shake.
Coming right up.
Oh boy.
It doesn't matter what you call the food, it's all the same anyway

 

by Lizardboy
6-27-03
Welcome to Dr. Burger sir. What can I getcha?
Brains!
One medium western bacon brains with regular brains coing up.
Brains...
how did he know what we make our food with?

 

by Lizardboy
6-27-03
Here is your veggie burger sir. Thank you for eating at Dr. Burger.
Thanks.
Hello, how can I help y...
I need the toilet.
Certainly, it's directly above the kitchens. Of you want to know why it's there, buy our food.
ta.

 

by Lizardboy
6-27-03
One day, a strange apparition appears before the Unknown Employee
Welcome to Dr. Burger, how can I help ya squire?
Unknown Employee, it is I, the angel of socialism. I have come to tell you of your destiny.
We Dr Burger workers don't have destiny. We just make poor burgers out of things best not thought about.
That is why you must come. Leave this evil capitlaist place, and await your destiny. The food you serve is poison.
Er, okay, we'll see.
First, I want a bag of chicken Dr.Nuggets...

 

by Lizardboy
6-27-03
Oh well, time to search for my destiny. I expect it is under the bed some place.
Wow. Never realised how much junk I had down here.
Unknown employee, I have returned to speak of your destiny.
Wow, the holy grail! And matching coaster...

 

by Lizardboy
6-27-03
Very well then, Angel of socialism. Tell me of the fate that awaits a strange little fellow like me.
You must assist me in a demonstration march against capilalism.
Down with capitalism! Long live the marxist cause!
Power to the people! Down with capitalism!
We're in prison.
I know we are.

 

by Lizardboy
6-28-03
Two people were arrested today for an anti capitalist march in a city somewhere.
The two people were an unknown employee of Dr. Burger and the heavenly Angel of Socialism.
*giggle*
The unknown employee was released without further charges. The angel remains in prison for being a hippy.

 

by Lizardboy
7-09-03
I'm sorry, unknown employee, but you have been fired for ever.
Wha... but you can't do this!
At Dr. Burger we have a rigid policy of american nazism. The recent debacle shows where your loyalties lie.
I'm being fired for the demonstration!? You'll pay for this! Fascists! You think it's all over! But it's only just begun!
Now can I take your order?
I'd like some dignity.

 

by Lizardboy
7-09-03
Hey man, you came to see me.
They fired me from my job, asshole, thanks to you. What do you have to say about that?
All part of your destiny, unknown employee.
I see. I will await my destiny at home.
This prison is terribly drawn. It's hard to tell which side of the bars is which.
Yeah, the least they could give you is good graphics. Jeez!

 

by Lizardboy
7-09-03
And so the unknown employee went into exile in the desert.
*mmmmm*
There he meditated for thirty days to reach enlightenment.
*mmmmm*
Unfortunately he was only supposed to meditate 29 days, so he missed it.
*mmmmm*

 

by Lizardboy
7-28-05
He's dead now.

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