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by Llot
4-09-04
Hello, sir. May I ask what is in that bag?
Wha?? Oh, hi, officer.
Is this your dumpster, sir?
My dumpster? Not mine PERSONALLY, no. I mean I don't own it. Heh. Doesn't the trash company own it?
Is this the dumpster for your building, sir?
FUCK!!!!

 

by Llot
4-09-04
I asked you a question. Is this the dumpster for your building?
Uh...uh....uh....
Uh... well..... not....
You keep looking at the dumpster. Is there something I should know about the dumpster?
Why, uh, do I? No, of course not, officer....

 

by Llot
4-09-04
I take it this isn't your dumpster.
Uh, no.
What's in the bag?
What bag?
The one right there. With the thing in it.
Nothing. I mean, garbage.

 

by Llot
4-09-04
You know you can't throw your garbage away in a dumpster for somebody else's building.
Uh, mine was full, though.
A full dumpster is not an excuse, sir.
Am I going to find drug paraphernalia when I look in that bag?
SHIT! This is my worst nightmare come true!

 

by Llot
4-09-04
Jesus. This sucks! I thought if I just hung out in my apartment and was quiet, I would never get in trouble for this...
I'm a good citizen. This is my one vice. And I was throwing it away for fuck's sake!
What are you planning to do walking up and down the alley with drug paraphernalia?
Nothing. I mean, uh, I was throwing it away.
I found it in my dumpster when I was throwing away some newspapers. I wanted to relocate the offending paraphernalia to a, uh, further location from my residence.

 

by Llot
4-09-04
That's a very suspicious story.
So, uh, I mean would YOU want your kids to come across drug paraphernalia in the dumpster by your building?
I'm the one asking the questions, sir.
Sorry. I apologize, officer.
Do you let your children play in the dumpster, son?
Huh? Oh, of course not! I just meant that I didn't want that anywhere near my apartment.

 

by Llot
4-09-04
So you took the paraphernalia out of your own dumpster and walked all the way up the alley and put it in this dumpster?
Yes.
You don't even have children, do you?
No.
Your story keeps changing.
FUCK FUCK FUCKITTY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!

 

by Llot
4-09-04
What's in the bag, sir? You might as well tell me the truth and not get yourself in any more trouble.
A bong.
That's it! You're under arrest!
Huh?
He said the magic word. He admitted it was a bong. Now I get to arrest him.
I should have just kept the bong under the sink instead of leaving the apartment with it.

 

by Llot
4-09-04
OK, I'm going to put the handcuffs on you.
May I ask why you are arresting me?
Because you said "bong."
Shit! So THAT's why they have those signs in the head shops saying you can't call it a "b*ng..."
Officer?
Huh? Oh, hi.

 

by Llot
4-09-04
I'm afraid I have to put you under arrest, officer.
Me? Why??
You said the word that you aren't legally allowed to say.
Shit! He was standing behind me when I said that!
Baby? Baby, are you awake? I think you're having a nightmare.
Huh?

 

by Llot
4-09-04
Are you awake?
Wow, what a dream!
I was at a trash dumpster and there was this police man...
He was arresting me because I said "bong." It was weird.
What's a bong?
Apparently, in the dream, people used illegal "drugs," and a "bong" was a pipe that used water to filter the smoke of the drugs.

 

by Llot
4-09-04
Smoke from the drugs?
Yeah, people would inhale the smoke from the drugs into their lungs. And if you said "bong" out loud, the police arrested you.
That's a wacky dream. You shouldn't eat pizza before you go to sleep.
Yeah. Night night, honey.

 

by Llot
4-09-04
...and I say to myself... what a wonderful world...
....and I say to myself...
what a wonderful.... world....

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