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by LongDongSilver
11-11-02
This is a lovely tea party, longdongsilver.
yes it certainly is
I've been thinking of deleting some accounts to save bandwidth. Who do you think should get kicked off stripcreator first, old friend?
well kaufman is not pulling his weight around here
Hmmm.
get it???? because hes a fatass

 

by LongDongSilver
11-13-02
You are not a disgusting blob.
pocket monkey

 

by LongDongSilver
11-13-02
who are you ?????
i am judge holden and that priest has congress with a goat (is a goatfucker) !!!!!!!!
we are going to fight the greasebacks (mexicans) !!!!!!!!
i have only gotten this far in the book !!!!!!!! i am like the mythical harold bloom of stripcreator

 

by LongDongSilver
11-14-02
i am charlotte haze
i am humbert humbert and i do say that your daughter is a hot piece of ass je vais baiser son chat oh la la now marry me you salope
bwa ha ha humbert humbert i quilty have stolen lolita from you
we are making the bukkake videos and HAVING FUN
die motherfucker you are guilty quilty
ugggaaaaahhhhh

 

by LongDongSilver
11-14-02
you are not the way for me buddha so i will seek my own path !!!!!!!!
who the hell are you?
oh yes siddhartha i love it when your penis jabs my cervix
i am SO bored !!!!!!!!!!!!!
look at that river
now i get it !!!!!!!!!

 

by LongDongSilver
11-15-02
now that we are back at my place you must give me fifty blowjobs bitch
my lungs hurt

 

by LongDongSilver
11-15-02
you got a problem with me bunnerabb?????
yeah i do BENN MAKK
oops dipshit wrong answer i am not benn makk but you ARE a fucking retard
mmhmmm BENN MAKK
im gonna cum all over you mister sassy
ive been a bad boy!!!!!!!

 

by LongDongSilver
11-25-02
in the old south...
i think everyone is very racist deep down inside
you are very angry arent you????
you fruitpickers are faggots leave me to my own devices
shut up and kiss me you fool
i dont mind darkies but i hate fags!!!!!!!
dammit

 

by LongDongSilver
11-25-02
the world needs a hero
so what?????
so i longdongsilver am becoming...
...present tense man!!!!!!
to parody the superhero genre with all the wit and competence of a mongoloid crack baby

 

by LongDongSilver
11-26-02
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by LongDongSilver
12-02-02
hello turd burglar - what up ?????? (longdongsilver is hip to the street slang)
hey hey hey !!!!!!!! i was thinking of ways for us to become famous and i concocted this totally awesome plan
tell me quick chick before i buzz cuz
you are a fag ... anyway the plan is this : we will start up the third reich again and conquer europe !!!!!!
authors note - i forgot the names i was supposed to use !!!!!!!!!
that is a gay idea
okay then lets just suck each others dicks as usual

 

by LongDongSilver
12-10-02

 

by LongDongSilver
2-21-03
hello fistfuck - wassup ????
youre so cool longdongsilver !!!!!!!!
wassup ????
we have a problem on aisle two
and whats that my grateful employee ????
zero entropy is fucking all the merchandise !!!!!!

 

by LongDongSilver
7-10-03
i think i love you
so what are you so afraid of ????
im afraid that
im gay

 

by LongDongSilver
7-10-03
im so glad that we can get along and cooexist
i mean- me, a white man, and you, a black kid- who wouldve thought ?
i just killed a cop
MUTHAFUCK THE PO-LICE!

 

by LongDongSilver
7-15-03
make love to me in the butt plz
sorry but no - i am gay
and i am a woman !!!!!!

 

by LongDongSilver
7-15-03
i - longdongsilver - have a confession to make
these past few months i have been secretly raping your mother
dont worry though - she is too old to notice

 

by LongDongSilver
7-29-03
where are we netuohnav ???
we are in heaven of course you silly goose
then where are all the pretty angels ????
will you quit your goddamn whining doug you little piece of shit ???!!!!!
where is the pisser ?????

 

by LongDongSilver
7-29-03
the stripcreators who rated me have no taste at all
they cant tell the difference between my profound humor and the blunt unfunny stylings of such trolls as say doug
i am like the new fuck !!!!!!
they are all dumb kids with paypal , longdong honey

 

by LongDongSilver
8-08-03
Boy, you're a sorry Grandma's Cunt.
Can't talk now, I'm watching Frasier.
Such a tremendous assfuck you are!
Wait just a minute longer- Niles Crane is almost done beating his meat.
If you weren't my stepson, I'd put bugs in your angry cunt and thus make you blithe dogfucker.
Now he's beating the dog's meat. Ha!

 

by LongDongSilver
8-08-03
Wanted: One Sorry Brutelick
serve me dog's cunts while i kiss this guy, you cunt-bleeding marmoset.
you're a homo then, luv? brute me with an enlarged cuntstick or i might think you're a tad faggoty.
It's Done, Then
now will you do it, shitcunt?
why do you say that?
Because Your Cunt Is Full of Shit, Luv!
tee hee
oh yeah.

 

by LongDongSilver
8-08-03
This is a true story!
Who will be my new androgynous boyfriend?
It's always you, you, you.
Really!
Relax, bro...
Why do I never get any play?
I assure you, this is a true story!
Because I'm a chick!
Oh yeah.

 

by LongDongSilver
8-11-03
enough with the imitations already shithead
oh well now mister forum veteran - you admit to reading my very funny longdongsilver comics ?????
uh no i uh um ......
cat got your dong ??????
YES
this has been another very funny comic

 

by LongDongSilver
8-15-03
it is official
what is ?
i have challenged punkrockskaboy to a duel
ooh youre so manly !!!
i just hope he comes back to give me an answer
he is scared of the manly veins in your penis londonghoney !!!!!

 

by LongDongSilver
8-15-03
whoa !!!! all i did was use my wiccan magic to try and conjure up a giant penis for my vagina -
- and you appeared longdongsilver !!!!!
i am quite a big dick

 

by LongDongSilver
8-18-03
why do you all hate me ????
i am just trying to be loved !!!!!
who could ever love you longdongsilver ????

 

by LongDongSilver
8-23-03
hello brother i am longdongsilver - a muslim such as yourself
i could not help noticing during my travels that your fair country smells like ass
could you perhaps point me to the nearest complaint department ????

 

by LongDongSilver
9-19-03
GOD, THY WILL IS HARD / BUT YOU HOLD EVERY CARD
JESUS I'M OVERJOYED TO MEET YOU FACE TO FACE / YOU'VE BEEN GETTING QUITE A NAME ALL AROUND THE PLACE
HEALING CRIPPLES, RAISING FROM THE DEAD / AND NOW I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE GOD, AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE SAID
ALL THAT YOU'VE SAID HAS COME TRUE WITH A VENGEANCE / THE MOB TURNED AGAINST HIM, GET BACK TO THAT WHORE'S
NOT ONLY THAT, YOU'VE BEEN PAYED FOR YOUR EFFORTS / PRETTY GOOD WAGES FOR ONE LITTLE KISS

 

by LongDongSilver
9-19-03
hello sir pray tell what the fuck you are doing ????
i am praying to my god who is allah
my god is allah too - you are an infidel !!!!!
what ????? why is this ?????
there is but one allah !!!!!! not two !!!!!
this great donged strangers occidental logic has one upped my camel jockey idiocy !!!!!! could he be the messenger of allah ?????

 

by LongDongSilver
9-19-03
NOTE: Charles is LongDongSilver's rival and an assbandit of staggering proportions.
the man who assaulted you -
did he happen to be named charles ????

 

by LongDongSilver
1-31-04
farewell douche - i will miss your faggotry
aw
???
i love you too longdong
good just dont expect me to remember your name - because you see i forgot who you are like forever ago
(he is such a stone fox !!!!!!)

 

by LongDongSilver
5-07-04
*ten people nobody has ever heard of*
shut up.
biggest fag = andydougan

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