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by MaKK_BeNN
4-05-03
[mAAk]
* mAAk 's cock slowly enters dee room
yes / here comes dee cock
[BigEvilDan] [Bargaintuan]
* BigEvilDan shoots dee cock.
LOP IT OFF!!!
[mAAk]
all aboard dee cock train
eet cannot be keeled or lopped

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-05-03
[mAAk]
guys im sorry about all this cock stuff
i just came to my senses
[mAAk]
i dont know
i dont know what came over me
[mAAk] [dcomposed]
i just want to say im sorry.
THE COCK CAME ALL OVER YOU!!!

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-05-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
please let's all gather together for a hug of forgiveness
Uhh...
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
dan / please get the ball rolling / hug me please / im sorry / i need you to forgive me
I forgive you. / From over here.
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
now dee hug / hug dee maak / hug heem / you know you mus / hug da maak / here comes da hug plane / NEEEEROM

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-05-03
http://members.optushome. com.au /dcomposed/ meavis/art/treasure.jpg
Why does that pig have spots?
That's a pig? / I thought it was a cow.
[BigEvilDan] [dcomposed]
It looks like a pig head on a cow body.
You know, because pigs don't have udders. / Her mouth is open because she is shocked. / It's not a nose.
[mAAk] [dcomposed]
HER HANGER DOOR IS OPEN / FOR DA COCK PLANE
http://members. optushome.com .au/dcomposed/ meavis/art/pig.jpg / That's a pig.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-06-03
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
DER IS STILL POOP ON YOU
Nope.
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
IN DEE HAIR
I am Star Trek. I have shields for that sort of thing. / BEEP-BLOOP! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
LOWER DEE SHIELDS / I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU
No.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-06-03
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
PLEASE
No.
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
LOWER DEM
No.
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
FIRE DEE TORPEDOS
* Bargaintuan cranks the shields on high.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-06-03
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
DE AMBASSADOR WOULD LIKE TO BEAM ABOARD / PLEASE LOWER DEE SHIELDS MOMENTARILY
We got rid of all the ambassadors. Spock gave them all the Vulcan Death Grip. / And they died.
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
I KNOW YOU NEED MORE / LOWER DEE SHIELDS / DEY ARE COMING OVER
No. We don't need any more.
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
DEY HAVE FRUIT BASKETS

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-06-03
[BigEvilDan][mAAk]
* BigEvilDan beams mAAk's cock in to space.
AN NOW TO / WAIT / WHERE ID DEE COCK
[BigEvilDan][mAAk]
LEUITENANT WHY IS DE COCK IN SPACE? / USE DE TRACTOR BEAM
[BigEvilDan][mAAk]
Yeah, there's probably an evil duplicate cock in space too.
ON DEE COCK / RETURN IT TO ME / IN A SLOW 2001 DOCKING SEQUENCE / SET TO DEE CLASSICAL MUSIC / YES

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-06-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
LEUITENANT DAN EET IS GOOD TO SEE YOU ARE NOT DEE CRUSHED / LET US CELEBRATE / WIT DEE HUG
NO!
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
DEE HUG / TRANSPORTER ROOM! BEAM DEE DAN INTO MY ARMS / FOR DEE HUG / LOCK ONTO HEEM
I recognize you! You're the cock vampire from that planet!
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
AN I GO TRU DEE PROPER CHANNELS TO BE CAPTAIN / LEAVE DEE PREJUDICES BEHIND AND PREPARE FOR DEE HUGGING / BEAM HIM TO ME NOW
NO! NO!!

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-06-03
[mAAk] [crabby]
HE MUS REGISTER AS DE SEX OFFENDER / YES / GET DEE STAMP ON DEE HAND / for showin off dee dong
the dee thing is really dumb and unfunny
[mAAk] [crabby]
:O / do i talk like dat?
yeah it really is / its really dumb /
[mAAk] [crabby]
:/ / i mus reconsider everting i know about life
not only do you talk like that but you never stop with it like shoving it down our throats like we dont get it / its not funny

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-06-03
[mAAk] [crabby]
you are making dee point well
i cant handle all this stupidity right now
[mAAk] [crabby]
so da DEE ting is bad but dee DONG ting is ok? / hello? / HELLO? / what if i say "dis dong" / instead of "dee dong" /
*** crabby has quit IRC
[mAAk]
youd tink i sawed off hees dong or someting
... / oh yes

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-06-03
[mAAk] [brad]
dee brad / how was the girlfriends
i'm still here actually
[mAAk] [brad]
hey i have an idea
i'm ruining my arm by typing
[mAAk] [brad]
do you want to be break-up-with-our-girlfriend buddies? / it'll totally rule
i don't know, maybe i should ask her

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-06-03
[brad] [mAAk]
she says no
:/
[brad] [mAAk]
she hasn't had enough of dee brad yet she say
but NO no one can get enough / YOU MUS DO EET / put her on.
[brad] [mAAk]
i'm afraid that would be against the webmaster code
i will turn her away from dee brad. / den shout dee tings i type / ready? / YOU DEE CUNT / DEE WHORE / DEE WHORE OF BABYLON / I SLAP YOU / SLAP SLAP SLAP / (make dee slap motion wid de hand)

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-06-03
[mAAk] [brad]
SLAP SLAP SLAP / I PUNSH YOU / REMEMBER DEE DAY WE MET? / I DONT!!!! / I SLAP YOU!! / SLAP SLAP SLAP
[mAAk] [brads_girlfriend]
der. / it is done. / lez go to dee bars now
*** brad changed nick to brads_girlfriend
[mAAk] [brads_girlfriend]
:/ / hello ma'am
Sorry mAAk, we're not breaking up

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-06-03
[brads_girlfriend] [mAAk]
And you can't talk it into him either
sorry ma'am / yes ma'am
[brad] [mAAk]
*** brads_girlfriend changed nick to brad
i understand ma'am / i mean / I PUNSH YOU
[brad] [mAAk]
brad you miss it / i tell her i punsh her so bad

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-06-03
[mAAk] [andydougan]
i will talk to you / please step into my office
That'll do
[mAAk] [andydougan]
closing dee door behind you.
Since you are boorite and all / I'm sure of it
[mAAk] [andydougan]
yes yes everyting will be sorted out in dee office
ok

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-06-03
[mAAk] [andydougan]
come in
* andydougan steps into office / * andydougan closes dee door
[mAAk] [andydougan]
sit down into dee chair wit dee straps
There's no other explanation
[mAAk] [andydougan]
yes yes / take it to the chair
* andydougan sits down into dee chair / wit dee straps

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-06-03
[mAAk] [andydougan]
* mAAk straps you in / gets out the cock-saw
hey wait
[mAAk] [andydougan]
continue walking as i saw off dee cock
but
[mAAk] [andydougan]
* mAAk saws off andydougan's cock / yes yes / go on

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-06-03
[mAAk] [andydougan]
an we are done here
Anyway I think boorite is you / I mean / There's no other explanation
[mAAk] [andydougan]
please leave dee office / send in dee bigevilnull
But
[mAAk] [andydougan]
tell him der is a door prize / :l / i say goodday sir
Wait

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-06-03
[mAAk] [andydougan]
goodday
* andydougan leaves dee office
[mAAk] [andydougan]
das right
Anyway about boorite
[andydougan] [mAAk]
HEY / WHERE'S MY COCK
yess. / in dee bag of cocks / all for dee maak

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-06-03
[andydougan] [BeNN_chOOby]
Yes the obligatory mad man in a flying device
surely, in a place that's ALL horizon, they'd see him coming for days?
[andydougan] [mAAk]
All Mad Max films must have one
WEEE HEEE / NEEEEEROM
[mAAk]
MAD
wID DEE POWER OF FLIGHT / YES

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-06-03
[mAAk] [BeNN_chOOby]
HOW DO I FLY? / I DONT KNOW
IN DE SKY!
[mAAk] [BeNN_chOOby]
EET EES MY PLEASURE
DE PLANE, BOSS, DE PLANE! / Hey, the mad old guy is the guy with the mouse who gets fried in The Green Mile.
[mAAk] [BeNN_chOOby]
the earth has curviture chooby

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-06-03
[mAAk] [BeNN_chOOby]
EVERYONE READY / TIME FOR DEE EXERCEISES / WORK DEM COCKS / OUT WID DEE COCKS / LEZ GET DEM BEEFY AN STRONG / PUT DEE COCKS ON DEE TABLE
AI HAVE A NOTE, AI NO NEED TO DO DEE COCK EXCERSIZES! / EET BEEFY ENOUGH
[mAAk] [BeNN_chOOby]
CHOOBY OUT WIT DEE COCK / CHOOBY LEZ DO 20 COCK-UPS LEZ GO / OUT WIT DE COCK / ONTO DEE TABLE.
I TRY, DEE COCK, SHE IS ASLEEP
[mAAk] [BeNN_chOOby]
LEZ GO / I WAKE EET UP

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-06-03
[mAAk] [BeNN_chOOby]
ONTO DE TABLE / WIT DEE COCK
*thunk*
[mAAk] [BeNN_chOOby]
LOP LOP LOP LOP LOP LOP LOP LOP LOP LOP LOP LOP LOP LOP LOP LOP LOP LOP LOP / YES / I LOP EET OFF
AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
[mAAk] [BeNN_chOOby]
You idiot / He only wanted to lop your cock off
EET BROKEN!

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-06-03
[mAAk] [andydougan]
* mAAk escapes in his flying contraption / WEEEE HEE HEE HEEE
You should have listened to me
[BigEvilDan] [BeNN_chOOby]
Thank god I still have my precious, precious cock.
MY COCK, SHE IS GONE!
[andydougan] [mAAk]
Hopper is going to get stuck in the middle of a water bike collision
* mAAk calls from the distance: "damn dee dan...damn heem"

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-06-03
* BigEvilDan picks up the phone.
dee dan / put dee cock on dee phone. / put eet on / let me talk to dee cock / just once / let me tell my side of dee story / it is safe.
* BigEvilDan hands andy the phone.
No / Dan / It's a trap
* andydougan takes dee phone
I LOP YOU OFF. YOU NOT KNOW WHEN. BUT I DO EET. / MAYBE NOT TODAY. / MAYBE NOT TOMORROW. / BUT I LOP YOU OFF.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-07-03
[mAAk] [brad]
i wish there was drive-troo chinese / i am behind on the errands / the shower is calling me
good luck to you sir
[mAAk] [brad]
guess which part i wash first guess / go on / guess / come close i whisper it to you / closer / much closer
your mouth?
[mAAk] [brad]
NO DEE MOUf / oh / yes. / dee mouf.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-07-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
dan is pretty craft about saving his cock
That I am.
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
do you know what dan? i have stopped lopping off cocks
I've grown attached to it.
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
may i sit next to you on a park bench please?
Hmmm....

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-07-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
we can talk about all manner of things! / have delightful romantic misunderstandings.. / please dan won't you join me
I think I'll pass.
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
you can help me polish my saw / my giant saw i use to hack off cocks with / please dan
Something about this plan makes me... suspicious.
[brad] [BigEvilDan]
That's just fear fucking with ya

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-07-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
perhaps then dan you wouldnt mind..
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
GAZING INTO MY HYPNO-DISC / DOOOOWEEEEEEEEEE-OOOOO
NO!!
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
watch eet spin / YES / WATCH EET / SPINNIN
* BigEvilDan throws his spare cock at mAAK and runs away.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-08-03
#stripcreator [+n]: (-_-) oO (===D)
yes, sleep well little guy / an dream of dee cock, yes
Hey mAAk.
[mAAk] [Artemis]
yo yo
cock is such a harsh word
*** Sseycs changed topic to "Cock v.s. Wang"
DEE COCK
whatabout wang

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-08-03
#stripcreator [+n]: Cock v.s. Wang
v.s.?
NO
[Artemis] [Sseycs]
viral symptoms?
"verily seducing."
[mAAk] [Bargaintuan]
DEE SCHLONG
Violently Savaging.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-08-03
[Zegota] [Sseycs]
no, but trafficing 'em without proper papers is / traffic is omnipotent in Belgium
"without proper papers."
[mAAk] [Sseycs]
HERE COMES DEE DONG
Does that mean slavery is legal?
[Zegota] [mAAk]
no
TOWARDS DEE FACE

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-08-03
[Artemis] [Ssyecs]
DONG, PLEASE! / im ready
Eastern Europe is cool. I like it.
[Zegota] [Bargaintuan]
cuz they are very poor and don't have the money to buy one from their corrupted governments, also the passports only allow you in the country for a small period of time
See, they should sleep with the guy that gives out the passports.
[Ssyecs] [mAAk]
Here in the USA, we certainly don't understand the concept of illegal immigration.
EES THREE O CLOCK DONG DONG DONG

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-08-03
[Zegota] [brad]
what's the fcc?
federal cock commission / mAAk works for them
[Bargaintuan] [boorite]
I can't stay awake. :-P
maak / it's not about the cocks
[Zegota] [mAAk]
it's about the commission?
:/ / mus report dee cock income / dee amount of cocks i receve

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-08-03
[boorite] [mAAk]
today's moviers and shakers demand more out of life than cocks
DEE BALLS / YES / GIVE ME DEE COCK AND DEE BALLS
[Artemis] [mAAk]
the taint, too / lick the taint clean / * Artemis vomits
LOP OFF DEE BALLS / PAS DEM FORWARD / AN IF YOU STILL HAVE DEE COCK, LOP DEM OFF TOO
[Artemis] [mAAk]
youre gonna get sick of cock, you know
COME ON COME ON DON MAKE ME TAP DA FOOT / EES TAPPING / DA FOOT / TAP TAP TAP TAP

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-08-03
[brad] [boorite]
hi boorite
it's about extreme performance / hi brad
[mAAk] [Artemis]
HACHA KARATE CHOP TO DEE BOORITE'S COCK AND DEE BALLS / I PUSH YOU DOWN / NOW TO SAW DEM OFF / SAW SAW SAW SAW SAW
are these song lyrics?
[Bargaintuan] [mAAk]
Like the extreme thirst-quenching performance of Powerade?
theyd damn well better be

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-08-03
[Artemis] [boorite]
i could prolly draw countries or continents / or piss
draw some piss
[Zegota] [brad]
can you draw teh funneh?
BUT WHAT OF DONG
[Artemis] [boorite]
whoa / this is spreading like COCK / i mean, diseases / of de cock
DONG tests through the roof

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-08-03
[boorite] [chooby]
so if you were going to market an extreme performance snack today / call it king dongs / not king cocks / hi chooby
hey
[boorite] [chooby]
prince of tides is out / prince of dongs is in
how about, instead of burger king... / dong king? / or, wang king? / (WANG KING!!!!)
[Artemis] [chooby]
hey chooby / * Artemis socks chooby in the nuts

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-08-03
[brad] [boorite]
cheese sweat
and park on the patio furniture
[chooby] [boorite]
I drove around London in a hire car, pulled a handbrake turn outside Buckingham palace. / true story.
did the guards shoot you?
[chooby] [brad]
They don't have guns. / It's not America.
sissies

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-08-03
[Bargaintuan] [chooby]
You're not talking about the clock, are you? :-/
No... / Big Ben is the bell. / The clock's just a clock.
[Artemis] [chooby]
the cock?
no, the bell.
[Artemis] [mAAk]
the ball?
CHOP OFF DEE CLOCK / BRING EET TO ME

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-08-03
[brad] [chooby]
i do enjoy the horses
[boorite] [mAAk]
[jes_lawson] [il_schmuc]

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-08-03
[mAAk] [il_schmuc]
which one of you little shits told where saddam was hiding / seriously fess up / you're going to be in a world of hurt
all i said was "there's someone in the bathroom."
[mAAk] [il_schmuc]
SCHMUCKO!!!!!!!! / into dee meat grinder. / get een.
i didn't know it was him. i just needed to pee is all.
[mAAk] [il_schmuc]
come on / right dis way / stop arguing / if you come now you got head first not feet first / dont make dis harder dan it already ees. / dont give me dee pupy dog eyes

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-08-03
[brad] [mAAk]
i'll do a demo sometime soon / and then you can be all "you totally ripped off rupaul!" / and the tears i will cry will be numerous
SAW OUT DEE BRAIN
[brad] [mAAk]
and then you can tease me about it for months and months to come
KEEP DA BIG CHUNKS
[chooby] [mAAk]
That's all I ask.
BRING DEM TO ME

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-08-03
[mrmlob] [mAAk]
damn man, you spend way too much time making these retarded things
You need to spend more time shutting up.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-08-03
[reedoo] [mAAk]
Haha, love eet. :D
You make eet all worthwhile. You are the love of my life, the light of my eye, the amazing prize in the box of Frosted Flakes. After reedoo, everything else gets the volume turned down.
[mAAk] [reedoo]
My heart, my love, my all. Do eet now and forever, dee mAAk

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-08-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
dee dong / dong da dong dong
Dong, you say?
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
DEE dong.
This is going to end in lopping, isn't it?
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
:o / :l / dan / i am shocked / look / :o / dee shock

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-08-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
how / how could yo / i mean / why / why would oyu / :T / jus why dan / why do you say dis.
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
les have dee hug to make up / jus once / try it / you might like it / try it / try it and you may / i say
No.
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
let mAAk hug you / dis very day / HUG DA MAAK

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-08-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
den take a shower wit him in dee locker room / come / you all sweaty / come come / chop chop / i mean
I like my sweat.
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
hut two / lez go / an den we playfully snap wit da towels / huptwo / lez go / off wid dee pants / off
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
* mAAk tugs at BigEvilDan's pants

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-08-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
lez go / one two / * mAAk starts to pull off BigEvilDan's pants / into dee shower / * mAAk pulls them off / dee underwear too / hup two / lez go
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
* mAAk wrestles at the underwear / * mAAk completely de-pants BigEvilDan / lez go / into dee shower
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
* mAAk drags BigEvilDan by his arm across the locker room floor / you stink / lez go
NO!!

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