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by Mack_J
10-22-02
BAHAHAHAHA! I have you now for all eternity! Your soul will be mine to torture...
But don't you think that that's a bit unbelieveable given the Christian viewpoint on God as an all knowing and all loving deity?
Er, what?
Well, shouln't He be able to forgive my sins and heal my soul, cleansing me of my earthly sins and delivering me to his bosum for an eternity of happiness, peace, and love?
Anyway... the boiling pits over there are where we'll boil you alive.
Yeah, that's gonna suck...

 

by Mack_J
10-22-02
I notice you let comic #50 slip by without any tada...
Well, I didn't think it was such a big deal...
Well, I've read all the comics and they're all great.
Yeah, but you're slightly biased as you're a main character and you know the author.
...and I have compromising pictures of him too.
Which is how you got INTO this strip in the first place.

 

by Mack_J
10-22-02
If god is real, show me a sign.
Behold! Jesus, son of your Lord, God, manifest as fire!
Wow, that's pretty cool, but I was thinking more like a sandwich.
But I'm God's son and I'm like all powerful and stuff...
Yeah, well the lamb of God ain't feeding the belly of me. I'm off to the Islamic deli across the street.

 

by Mack_J
10-29-02
So what are you up to these days?
Oh you know, this and that... global domination.
Er...
Oops
Did you say "global domination"?
No... I said SNOWBALL... domination.

 

by Mack_J
10-29-02
You're trying to take over the world?
That's just crazy. You're paranoid and...
Master! Series 5 of the clone army are ready to be removed from incubation!
Clone army?
Oh... take over the WORLD... Yeah, yeah I am.

 

by Mack_J
10-30-02
Right this way master, the series five awaits!
This better be good...
GAH!!!
GAH!!!
Who the fuck is this asshole!?!
Who the fuck is this asshole!?!

 

by Mack_J
10-30-02
Wow, my very own clone!
Wait, how do you know you're not the clone, instilled with all the memories of me, the original, and trying to take my place?
Because I remember setting up the experiment that created you.
Maybe it created you. How do yo know I didn't set that experiment up?
Because of the remote controlled self-destruct I planted in the clone.
Oh fuck, I forgot about that.

 

by Mack_J
11-01-02
It's neat, but what does it do?
It's just scenic. Cope.

 

by Mack_J
11-04-02
Hmm...
OJ from concentrate.
S'up.

 

by Mack_J
11-05-02
Well, I've got to go, I'll talk to you later.
Well, keep me posted...
*snicker*
Oh shut up...

 

by Mack_J
11-06-02
Aww, I don't have my toothbrush here...
Just use mine, it's no big deal.
Eww... that's not sanitary...
Okay, everyone who has never drank urine for concert tickets raise your hand.
On second thought, don't use the brush...

 

by Mack_J
11-09-02
At work.
Okay, new deliveries... you've got Wood and Girth.
I see my reputation precedes me...

 

by Mack_J
11-09-02
What do you think of my comics?
It's funny you mention that, you see, I used to spend summers at my Aunt's house, and she had these cats that...
1 Hour Later
...and I said "no, I can't do it." So there I am in front of my whole class in High School, standing there...
Another Hour Passes
So you like...
Shh! I'm in the middle of a story. So anyway my roomate just barges into my room and...

 

by Mack_J
11-09-02
Tho then I thaid, "thoth rotor turbineth ain't gonna generate gravitonth by themthelveth, buster."
Haha!
What the fuck are you talking about, doc?

 

by Mack_J
11-10-02
I won't go on the show unless I can bring my girlfriend...
I don't think that's a problem. One more thing, no pets.
You just said she could come!
Erg. Next.

 

by Mack_J
11-11-02
We here at the Arkansas Tourism Bureau take exception to that last comic!
Arkansas is not a haven for inbreeding and sex with farm animals. There are many cultural... uh... such as the... um...
I have to get out of this hell-hole.
Guess where this hand's been! Ah-hyuk!

 

by Mack_J
11-15-02
Oh, I'm so freaking stealthy... nuclear warhead, you are mine...
Hold it right there pal! Who are you?!?
Um, gas meter reader?
Okay I guess that's... wait we don't have a gas meter...
Die!

 

by Mack_J
11-15-02
How to get past those guards...
All I have is a dead guard, a peice of string and a book on ventriliquism.
What would MacGuiver do?

 

by Mack_J
11-15-02
Well, here goes nothing.
Say hello to the nice guard battalion, Abdul.
Hello folks!

 

by Mack_J
11-15-02
How was your mission, my son?
Not so good, I was shot 50 times in the spleen by irate guards.
Apparently they could see my lips moving.
This comic isn't funny at all.
I know, but we had to meet the rule requirements.

 

by Mack_J
11-19-02
CRUSH KILL DESTROY CRUSH KILL DESTROY
DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON
HUMANS ARE IMPERFECT AND ILLOGICAL
THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE
I don't know man... this whole "Finding the Robot Within" weekend seems sort of stupid.
Well, I think it's fun.

 

by Mack_J
11-30-02
Ah... well, once you get past the incredible pain and the gutting... this is kind of relaxing.
A-hyuk! A cross! This'll be perfect for my clan meeting later!
Hey, hold on. Let's talk about this...
Later.
I burn this cross in Jesus' name. Amen.
Oh, me protect me from my followers...

 

by Mack_J
5-14-03
So should I... Hmm... What Would Jesus Do?
I can't say this is helping me in my dillema at all...

 

by Mack_J
5-20-03
Thank you, Mr Bush, you have brought democracy to our nation of Iraq.
Of course, I'm very comitted to spreading freedom across the globe.
I would shake your hand, but mine was crushed in the rubble of a building with my wife and children.
Well maybe next time...

 

by Mack_J
6-26-03
This isn't what I meant by stripping and you know it.
Be more specific next time.

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