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by MadMan
11-12-01
3 COCK MEN THIS TIME! LORD FEAR, TROO WARRIOR...AND...WHERE THE FUCK IS JESUS?!

 

by MadMan
11-13-01
SQUISHY: What makes you think I had anything to do with it?
You were the only one here that day.
SQUISHY: Yeah, but that Special Patrol Group was all over the place.
My brain can't function right without it.
SQUISHY: 1) I don't even like 'em, I think they're puke! 2) IT WON'T EVEN FIT ME!!!
I CAN'T BE MR. SUBWAY BAG HEAD WITHOUT IT!!!

 

by MadMan
12-08-01
Oh shit! Rudolph must've made a wrong turn!
I TOLD you fuckin guys to let him play in your reindeer games!!!
FAT BASTARD!!!
DEATH ANGEL 666, THIS IS THE BEST PRESENT YOU'VE GIVEN US SINCE JESUS!!!
HEH! HEH! HEH! HAVE A "METAL X-MAS AND A HEAVY NEW YEAR!", 666'S MARK AND METALDEV'!!!

 

by MadMan
12-08-01
Son, what the hell were you doing listening to my LMNH's "Dance of the Monkey People?"
JUST DANCIN DAD!!!
Do you even know what that song's about?
FUNGA' FUCK if I kno'!
Glasswalker, "WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
I wanna be a "PORNSTAR!!!"

 

by MadMan
12-08-01
Hi SexyMetalHunnay! What brings you to the Edge'?
Another boring Sunday with nothing to do. What's up with you, Edgecrusher?
I got an idea! Let's pretend we're married and you give me a blowjob, OK?
PRETEND I'm giving you a blowjob! ... SE YA LATEZ!
WAIT! I CAN POST OUR PIC' ON THE WEB!!!
BUH BYES!

 

by MadMan
12-08-01
Flush Shit....................../.......................Amnesia
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Napalm........................../..........................Skunk
That's not a bad thing, that's a good thing!
Mark666......................../..and his Baby-Sitter!

 

by MadMan
12-08-01
I'm gonna tell the next girl that walks by that I wanna fuck her brains out!
COCK OUT, DUDE!
Phew! OK... maybe the NEXT ONE!
Tee hee hee!

 

by MadMan
12-09-01
OUCH! My arm is killin me, it keeps snappin outta place...
...OW! It smacks me in the head...
...DAMN! I dunno what the fucks up with it!
Duz' it hert???

 

by MadMan
12-09-01
Look at him sitting over there. Strong and manly, but uncaring about my needs.
I wonder if he can read my mind and tell that I want him to go to BrownTown with me!?!?!?
Look at him sitting over there. Strong and manly, but uncaring about my needs.
I wonder if he can read my mind and tell that I want him to go to BrownTown with me!?!?!?

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