All comics by Mariachi

 

by Mariachi
3-04-04
im japester ed, with the superfluous head!
really? then where is it?
got bored and hungry so i ate it
you are SO full of shit. rather than talk to me, id rather you just suck my backside so you cant speak
no thanks, ive just eaten.

 

by Mariachi
3-04-04
hi.... errrrr do you speak english? its just i dont know a word of german and signposts dont mean anything to me!
nope, sorry, i dont speak any language other than german. aside from the odd french word like bonjour! hahaha- thats precisely NO help!
...okay ill ask someone else....
the mayor would be incandescent with rage if he knew the severity of difficulties encountered by tourists, but if they aint gonna teach me foreign language at school its their fault!
hmmm... you ARE english arent you??
NEIN ICH BIN GERMAN. ICH BIN DAS TELLING DER BLOODY TRUTH

 

by Mariachi
3-13-04
did you hear that paddington was sacked from his job at waitrose?
no...?
yeah, apparently he BEARly did any work
no, that wasnt it- its because he let his boss's tyres down
you just said you hadnt heard though..?
i lied in case you were trying to make a POOR pun! anyway, in his defence, hes a fictitious character. that must be tough. real tough.

 

by Mariachi
3-13-04
you know my favourite genre? rock music. proper well good
i am a little partial to the vastly diverse sphere they call 'rock music' myself
but it basically consists of people hit rocks of various sizes. whilst i like it, how can it be described as diverse?
thats not what it is geoff. i think youve got your wires crossed
in that case, how do you explain bands like THE ROLLING STONES and THE STONE ROSES
this guy is a total puzzle to me. confusing, confused. thats our geoff!

 

by Mariachi
3-13-04
here we are again then. being identical. queuing.
yes geoff
...what are we queuing for?
im not sure to be honest, but everyone who keeps walking back past us looks really happy
yeah, i suppose. but when youre happy, theres only one direction to go, and thats DOWN
geoff, geoff, hes really profound, his sometimes INSANE thoughts make my world go round

 

by Mariachi
3-13-04
im beginning to lose patience now. and oxygen. why are we wearing spacesuits?
because we are 'OUT OF THIS WORLD'!! Haha!
nahhh, i recognise that building there. i think we are still in this world
it was just a little joke, geoff. a figure of speech
ah, i see... you know the number 8, is that a figure of number?
oh WILL YOU SHUT UP GEOFF? i will be soooooo glad when i reach the end of this 'kill your unwanted clone' queue! ....errrrr, i mean... oops.

 

by Mariachi
3-17-04
this is why i LOVE being on drugs

 

by Mariachi
3-17-04
...so that concludes the tour.. any questions?
yes, who was the first polish footballer to earn over 50 caps for his country
errr... how is that relevant to a tour of a stately home?
stately home?!?! i thought this was the legia warsaw stadium?!
i love you.
well... i wasnt expecting that! lets marry

 

by Mariachi
4-05-04
you do know that those who smoke will cause the extinction of our entire species, dont you?
drink your coffee so you cant talk shite. youre the bigest moron in the whole of pangaea
whatever. isnt it weird that we speak a language invented by creatures that roamed the earth millions of years after our extinction?
whats got into you? its all extinction today, ya morbid shite
is that the time? i must dash, im missing clarissaurus explains it all!!
how the hell is this nonce top predator???

 

by Mariachi
11-08-04
i would have a conversation but I can't actually hear
with a fuck!ng dog? you're the nobsack
but look at my hair, its like mr scare's, only better
you just get more and more of a twat don't you???
fuck off you green-pants reeking hound twat
i'll fuck!ng bring death to you. just let me balance awhile first- i'm about to win crufts!!

 

by Mariachi
12-26-05
Here we are then- the Peak District
Shall we picnic atop a hillock?
We could do, but we have no food
DAMN!.... hang on, is that a fondant fancy in that there hedge?
No. It's a teste.
IT TASTE LIKE ONION

 

by Mariachi
12-26-05
Let's hang around the financial district until we are ejected!!
Plan!!
This is boring, let's go and raid Bucky P
Okay, I'll create a distraction and you breathe fire upon the guards
I can't breathe fire
In that case you have breath issues. Consult your GP.

 

by Mariachi
1-10-06
John's nervy, rambling attempt at marriage proposal could have been going better...
... but I said to him, I'm not racist, it's like the jokes I make about domestic violence- something I'd never ACTUALLY DO. I haven't got a wife, see. Anyway, back to the reason I came round...
Three frames aren't always necessary.

 

A subtle message to the people wot run the site!
Turns out you CAN change the number of frames
You still can't edit comics afterwards though. That's annoying.
by Mariachi, 1-10-06

 

A subtle message to the people wot run the site!
Turns out you CAN change the number of frames
You still can't edit comics afterwards though. That's annoying.
by Mariachi, 1-10-06

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