All comics by MetalZombie

 

Irony is a bitch by MetalZombie 1-30-04
........... ...........	SHAZAM!!	...That wasn't funny... Shikes, you didn't melt?!

 

Never walk on lava! by MetalZombie 1-30-04
*whistle*	...*doink* ...WTF? Umm...Omar...	Did you not notice that we're standing on hot lava? ACK!! NOW you tell me! Bastard!

 

The trust is gone. by MetalZombie 1-30-04
Penguin, I'm running out of ideas! Why don't you just set someone on fire like you always do? You never get tired of that!	Yes, but there's no one to set on...*snicker* Uh oh...what have I gotten myself into this time?	Wait, Penguin! Come back! I didn't mean you! You'll never roast this duck! Err, penguin!

 

Following my stream of consciousness... by MetalZombie 1-30-04
Yee-haw! I'm a redneck alien and ahmma gonna shoot yeall!! Take another step and I'll cut you, ya damn redneck!	Meanwhile...*Stream of Consciousness by Dream Theater playing in the background* Woohoo! Rock and roll! Woo!	Elsewhere... *sigh*...another day at work... Gimme all your money, bitch!

 

DIE! by MetalZombie 1-30-04
		"DIE!! DIE!!!!" OMG WTF?!

 

Finding new ways to be funny by MetalZombie 1-30-04
	You know, this burning thing has gone too far! I know, it really is getting dull and it's not funny anymore! No more fire jokes, please!	"Fine then! I'll find a different method of destruction!" AGH!! YARG!!

 

The Quickest Comic Ever Made by MetalZombie 1-31-04

 

Blackout by MetalZombie 1-31-04
		WTF? I can't see a damn thing! What happened here!? I don't get it!

 

I hate bugs by MetalZombie 1-31-04
......	...... *Buzz*	Stupid roaches... *BUZZ-AAGGHH!!*

 

Just how DOES he do it? by MetalZombie 1-31-04
Whoa! Brett, you're on fire! What happened? I ate 6 Slim Jims at once! The spicy ones! HELP ME!!	Hang on, I'll go get Garbanzo... ...Why Garbanzo?	w00gie! Whoa! How did you do that?!

 

You're no fun! by MetalZombie 1-31-04
So you can extinguish fires? Just like that? Yup! I don't know how, but it's pretty cool, huh?	Then can you...Robot Burn Power! ...Umm...	Well crap...You're no fun. Bring me something to burn! ...Umm, okay?

 

The Replacements for the Asian Girls by MetalZombie 2-01-04
		The replacements for the Asian girls seem a little...gay. Me sucky sucky! 5 dolla! 5 dolla, big boy! 5 dolla!

 

Untitled by MetalZombie 2-01-04
And now for a special announcement! *doink* *AHEM* ...I LOVE GABBY!!	*doink* ....................	OMGIMONFIRE!! You ruined the announcement!

 

Blizzard by MetalZombie 2-07-04
		If you look closely enough, you'll see the Abominable Snowman and Snow White having hot pig sex in the middle of a blizzard...

 

Indulge the Forsh!! by MetalZombie 2-22-04
Lookie! I'm a human for once! Wow! That's cool! But why?	If you must know, it's because... Hmm...	FORSH!! OMFG MY EYES, THEY BURN!!!!

 

Do Not Question the Arms by MetalZombie 3-19-04
... ...	Why are your arms like that? !!!	AGH!! X_x DO NOT QUESTION THE ARMS!!

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