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by Motts
10-14-02
Dude, Melia's family hates you for calling her the other day.
What? I didn't call her yesterday!
Well, no matter if you called her or not, They still hate you....
Yeah, they are dumb.
You should ask her to homecoming.....
OKAY!!

 

by Motts
10-14-02
Continued from someone else's comics...
Damn, that box is....Deadly...And stuff.
Meow.
We should get rid of it somehow.
Fuck you!
What?

 

by Motts
10-14-02
Hey look, it's candy.
THERE SHE BLOOOOOWS!!
I thought we weren't going to do this..
Just for you Alicia.
JESUS CHRIST!! First you want to get rid of the box! Now you want to quit out on Halloween!?
Well....That box was....Deadly......And stuff..
Halloween induces un-Christian ethics.
Meow.
Fuck you!

 

by Motts
10-14-02
Hmmmm..... 'Promote literacy, buy a box of fortune cookies.'
WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT A RIP-OFF!! I WANT MY DAMN FABRICATED FUTURE!
:P
JESUS CHRIST!!......

 

by Motts
10-16-02
For all the christian zealots out there...
I have noticed, that people seem to get mad at the fact that I say "JESUS CHRIST!!" alot.
I am a christian.
Well, you must understand that, in no way am I degrating Christians at all. As a matter of fact, I am a Christian.
:P
I can see how you would mistake me for an anarchist, or something... BUT, JESUS CHRIST! I AM!!

 

by Motts
10-16-02

 

by Motts
10-16-02
MWAHAHA!! Welcome to Hell. Why don't you tell me a little about yourself? After all, we are going to spend eternity together!
I-I-I DON'T KNOW. THERE WAS THIS CRAZY GUY AND HE HAD THIS REALLY HOT GIRLFRIEND. SO I STARTED TALKING TO HER....AND THEN HE FLIPPED OUT ON ME
This didn't turn out as funny as I thought it would.....Oh well
Ahh. Yes. Greg. He frequently sends me unworthy souls, such as yours.
Wait..So, I'm in hell!? Forever!?
I dunno, what else would he say?
Yes! Mwahahahaha
Does that mean that there are no hot chicks?

 

by Motts
10-16-02
I stole the idea from Aero God, but applied it to me.
Dude, I heard that Matt killed himself, because his 59 cleric died 15 times in a row.
Yeah, I didn't protect him with my monk.
I'm sorry for that God...Can I call you God?
So...you let his character die, and he killed himself..so in essence, you killed him?..
..no, I just.....
.....
JESUS CHRIST!!

 

by Motts
10-16-02
Hmmmm, I actually want TempestBranch to do some more comics. I miss making fun of them..
I'm losing it..Must grasp my comedic value back
Hey. Do some more comics, you give me inspiration to hate.
Okay, I went nowhere with this one.
And It gives me joy to sit here and laugh at them.....And stuff..

 

by Motts
10-18-02
Mike scares me sometimes...
Just watch, I can do it with any words.
I don't care.
..Not really.
I dIZon't cIZare
Shut the fuck up!
Next, i'll do L337
Shut the fIZuck IZup.
JIZESUS CHRIZIST!

 

by Motts
10-18-02
fairly simple...
Let's go!
Alright!
IIIIIIIIIN THIS CORNER!
I'm sporting the 'Kenshin Bare Fist' style!
How bout I use my patented "Greg's DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND YOU SON OF A BITCH!' style.
okay, it's lame.
......Okay, you win.
JESUS CHRIST!

 

by Motts
10-20-02
Weeeeee! Today is going to be AWESOME!
FUCK!! Stupid, peice of shit carborator!!
Sigh. Well made it work work only 15 minutes late, and no one beleives me about my truck.. I'm starving, time for some grub.

 

by Motts
10-20-02
Hmmm, so many choices.... Toaster Scramblers...Mmmmmmm
SHIT!! FORGOT MY FUCKING WALLET!! how the hell does that happen?
And then after going back to work, and getting some money and walking back to the store, and then back to work after I bought some breakfast...
FUCK! THESE TASTE LIKE SHIT!!

 

by Motts
10-20-02
Hey honey, did you just call? Yeah, Cody is an idiot and hung up the phone. Sorry..
And then they kept putting me on speaker phone....Bad choice......
YOU SON OF A BITCH!! STOP BEFORE I GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES!!
Then..after a major ass whooping....
Hey, Whats up? Ummm... Okay I guess.. *click* damnit....why did I just accept to watch the kids?...

 

by Motts
10-20-02
So, I got home..
Hmmmmm, why is Kerri not at her house?.... *knock knock* damnit...its the kids.......
And I talked to my mom real quick before she left.
Hey, do you know where my papers from accelerated are? I don't have my schedule, and I start that shitty school tomorrow... No? damnit....
Hmmmm.. I'll watch a movie to relax..
Here Christopher, don't spill it though okay? as a matter of fact, don't sit on the couch with it..

 

by Motts
10-20-02
But then i decided not to watch a movie.
sigh. I knew you would spill it....right where I was sitting..
I'll just listen to some stupid emo music instead.... Hey Tessa, let me get on the computer please? I LET YOU GET ON WHEN YOU GOT HERE! DONT BE SUCH A STINGY BRAT!!
But after 15 minutes of "persuading" Tessa, I got the computer...and here I am, i still have at least 3 more hours in the day!! Yippie!!
[ Insert stupid emo song that I would be singing ]

 

by Motts
10-22-02
OH MY GOD! Are you cold?!
Uhhhh....No.
I can't beleive you are not cold. I'm so cold that I- ( and then i stopped listening ) blah blah blee blah blah
blah blah blah blah bloo blee blee blah, oh yeah, blah bleh blah bloo. blah blah blah blah blah
Thank God for self frontal lobotomies...

 

by Motts
10-22-02
So.... Having some trouble again, I see?
Oh shut up. the only reason you are here is because Steven is at work, so i have to rant my problems to you.
Are you saying you don't care about me anymore?
I guess I could call him up at work, but I bet he is pretty busy.... Oh. What? Where you talking?
Is that how you spell 'woeing'?
You made me so depressed, I think you should feel the woeing guilt and kill yourself.
You're the one that is depressed, kill your ownself...Or something..Fuck, I killed it.

 

by Motts
10-22-02
'Jealousy is a form of abuse.'
What?....Wait, that means.....I better keep watching.
'It's also customary for abusive boyfriends to deny that they are abusive.'
Well, I'm not abusive. I guess I get jealous though...if it really is jealousy..
That's my expression.. i guess, damnit. sleep deprevation does not help with making comics.
(interview) "I knew he was abusive when he threatend to kill my friends"
O_O

 

by Motts
10-23-02
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by Motts
10-24-02

 

by Motts
10-24-02
Excuse me, but you have been staring at me the whole time. I was just wondering why?
Uhhh, I wasn't..
Yes you were! Why damnit!
I was just wondering what you were going to do with those nails..
Well, it's Ironic that you ask.....

 

by Motts
10-24-02
After seeing 'the ring'.....
So what did you think of the movie?
hmmmm, I have to pee. wanna come with?
I think you can do it by yourself...Or are you too...SCARED?
Fine! Let me go all alone!
He sure has been in there a while....
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

by Motts
10-24-02
I SAW IT! I SAW THE RING! I'M GONNA DIE!
You saw it? Weren't you just taking a piss?
YEAH! I WAS! IT WAS IN THE TOILET!
Well, that doesn't matter.....Unless you saw someone's nightmare in the toilet....did you?
Foreshadowing.....DUN DUN DUN!
DID YOU SEE IT TOO!?
Hold on, someone's paging me.....

 

by Motts
10-24-02
*click* Hello.
Yeah, I just got a page from this number..
OH! ahem ahem! (spooky voice) 7 daaaays.......
Look, that's not cool. you really scared the shit out of my friend. He's over in the corner sobbing about acorns and pink lemonade or something.
Oh...I..Had no idea...I'm sorry, I didn't realize that your friend was such a pussy!
HEY MOTHER FUCKER! I'M GONNA FIND YOU! SEVEN DAYS MY ASS! I'M GONNA FIND YOU IN 7 MINUTES BITCH!

 

by Motts
10-24-02
7 minutes later....
HEY MOTHER FUCKER! GET READY TO......awe fuck it..DIE
..Oh shit..
SCENE CENSORED
OOF!
steven is such a lightweight
Hey, I took care of that ring ordeal, you can come out now..
Are you sure?

 

by Motts
10-29-02
You're back...You always return....
Yeah, yeah. Shut up.
You thinking about it now?
Well actually......No, I'm not.
Oh....Well, that's okay, you will eventually come around. You're just a late bloomer..that's all....
Sure, whatever..

 

by Motts
11-11-02
Hey! I got an idea for that comic maker thing you got! Inspector Faggot!
..... Starring Chris Brooks as Inspector Faggot!
And Greg Barnes as the inspected!...Man.
I'm a what?
.....Nothing..
Yeah, That's right..

 

by Motts
11-12-02
At this time, I was with my little brother in the mall, I also had a 'truth.com' shirt on..
Hey man, you got a cig?
Read my shirt and ask me again.
His ignorance annoyed me. Also he was a trendy poser. So I decided to follow him into the bathroom and kill him.
Whatever.
.......
But I didn't..Because my little brother was there....yeah, that's it...I didn't want to expose my little brother to such atrocities....
Let's go get some gumballs.

 

by Motts
11-12-02
This guy sits next to me in AZ/US History 2.
I bought EQ yesterday.
You're stupid..
Time to change seats.....
Yeah, I know. but I'm not going to play it that much, because I have school, and a job.
What is the difference between ignorance, and apathy?
I don't know, and I don't care.
Yes.....Exactly....

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