All comics by NoNewWitticisms

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by NoNewWitticisms
1-29-02
hey. i'm jon, the resident gayboi.
hi, i'm nick. i'm the new gayboi!
wait.. did you say your name was nick?

 

by NoNewWitticisms
1-30-02
this is a test. this is only a test.
eeeeeEEEEeeeee!
this was only a test.

 

by NoNewWitticisms
1-31-02
it's raining from my window

 

by NoNewWitticisms
1-31-02
jon suddenly remembers cybersex.
hmm.. it's been a while.. wonder if i remember how..
boys!

 

by NoNewWitticisms
2-04-02

 

by NoNewWitticisms
2-04-02
jon greets his public.
hi, leslie's friends!
end

 

by NoNewWitticisms
2-05-02
jon addresses his public.
damn, i wish i had hands.
i'd be waving like an idiot..
..to leslie's friends.
3|\||)

 

by NoNewWitticisms
2-05-02
o, for the love of GOD, pete!!
coffee makes my pickle water smell really funny.

 

by NoNewWitticisms
2-05-02
red robot had a date last night.
how'd it go?
i got kissed in places that were not mouths!

 

by NoNewWitticisms
2-05-02
every cloud has a silver lining.
i like to call those linings "vaginas."

 

by NoNewWitticisms
2-05-02
brian (left) and jon (right) in their apartment.
y'know.. you don't have to close your door every night.
. . .
whatever.

 

by NoNewWitticisms
2-06-02
ooh, look! snow!
damn.

 

by NoNewWitticisms
2-06-02
hello. this is toothgnip, asked by jon to bring you a message.
it seems that he's feeling guilty for stealing punchlines, and occasionally, entire comic strips, and not giving the true authors credit.
so, to you unheralded writers, i issue this statement: "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!"

 

by NoNewWitticisms
2-06-02
i'm going to see how many people i can get to view my strips
in lieu of having a social life.
o, the black bile

 

by NoNewWitticisms
2-11-02
once, jon was in the cophie shoppe,
when in walked david house.
fag.

 

by NoNewWitticisms
2-18-02
in response.
..am i really intimidating?
don't eat me!

 

by NoNewWitticisms
2-19-02

 

by NoNewWitticisms
2-28-02
boys! boys! get'em!
boys! boys! get'em!
boys! boys! get'em!
boys! boys! get'em!
boys! boys! get'em!
boys! boys! get'em!

 

by NoNewWitticisms
3-03-02
bam
!

 

by NoNewWitticisms
3-03-02
LAA!

 

by NoNewWitticisms
3-03-02

 

by NoNewWitticisms
3-04-02
.............insert nothing here..................

 

by NoNewWitticisms
3-06-02

 

by NoNewWitticisms
3-06-02
RANCH!

 

by NoNewWitticisms
3-18-02

 

by NoNewWitticisms
3-21-02
jon gets a raise..
but he's gonna quit, anyway.
just kill me now.

 

by NoNewWitticisms
3-25-02
MONEY makes the world go round.

 

by NoNewWitticisms
4-08-02
JON - I HATE YOU ASSHOLE!
o, shit. what'd i do this time?

 

by NoNewWitticisms
4-15-02
o, the black bile!

 

by NoNewWitticisms
4-23-02
think
about
the
baah.
sun,
pippin!

 

by NoNewWitticisms
4-28-02
..is it even worth my time?
imean, it's not like i'm ever gonna actually..
fuck it. i quit.

 

by NoNewWitticisms
5-02-02
i
am
a
big
fat
whore

 

by NoNewWitticisms
5-06-02

 

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by NoNewWitticisms
5-08-02

 

by NoNewWitticisms
7-01-02
once upon a time, we all stayed up till the sun come out,
she, her mother, and i.
Yay for She-Ra.

 

by NoNewWitticisms
12-30-02
i'm so lonely.
yo.
..well.. it's a start.

 

by NoNewWitticisms
1-26-03

 

by NoNewWitticisms
2-13-03

 

by NoNewWitticisms
2-13-03

 

by NoNewWitticisms
10-22-03
Jon's about to quit smoking.
i'm gonna die.

 

by NoNewWitticisms
10-22-03
Jon's about to go back to college.
i'm gonna die.

 

by NoNewWitticisms
10-23-03

 

by NoNewWitticisms
7-07-08
Jon finds Stripcreator again after six years...
Oh, this thing.
I completely forgot about it!
What the hell am I going to do with it?

 

by NoNewWitticisms
7-08-08
Oh my god, I've got the job.
I'm going to need a lot more blue rectangles.

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